"Technical Jargon:This ultra modern aluminum foil hat will protect your pet from the brain scanning rays of the NSA, certain 'auction' websites, fbi.com, and CIA satellites that are monitoring their little subversive thoughts. You may not have considered this before, but your lead lined hat is worthless if your pet can give away your secrets to the very people most dangerous to you - your government!
The PFHT contains space age materials, and is guaranteed to work for your pet. All government I/O is cut off. It's like a firewall for your pet's brain.
PFHT" will not disappoint anyone who doesn't want to get noticed by the ever watchful FBI.com!
Features of this product:
- 100% effective at stopping the government from reading your pet's brain.
- Blocks the CIA brain scans.
- Scrambles the NSA brain scans.
- Poaches the FBI.com brain scans.
- Bakes potatoes when placed around a potato in a hot oven.
- Works as a Valentine's Day gift for your pet!
Use "The Hat" only as recommended:
- Pet Rocks do not need the PFHT since they are immune to brain scans, because they lack brains. That, and you'll confuse the poor pet rock.
- This particular model Foil Hat Technology is good underwater on your fish, or outdoors in the rain.
- Do not attempt to tamper with the PFHT. It has built in "anti-authority" technology which will make it burst into flames upon close inspection by authorities. Please do not put the PFHT in the microwave.
- One size fits all pets, thanks to the adjustable "sizing fold". Do not attempt to adjust the size of your pet's head to fit the PFHT."
― you people and your friends are fake (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 06:36 (twenty years ago)
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― David Merryweather Goes To Far (scarlet), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)