It's ILM: The Bookie!

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Place your bets here!

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

M4r!ssa going with Forksclovetofu to teh Roll Deep show: Currently priced at 50:1.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

I'll see that bet!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Toteboard Update:
Price going up to 100:1

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 12 August 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

Sell! Sell!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 August 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

im sorry, but you cant headline that show and no, i wont give you a guarantee.

oh, i thought you said "ILM: The Booking Agent"!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 13 August 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Sure you'll get quarterly statements, don't wuss! Oh, I thought you said "ILM: The Book Agent"!

― don, Saturday, 13 August 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

5:1 someone will boo hoo about pardoy threads sucking in 2 days...

― PappaWheelie II, Saturday, 13 August 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

I'm holding this shit down with tic-tac:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/furniture/in_depth/other_sports/features/tic_tac/4-1.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport//furniture/in_depth/other_sports/2001/derby_epsom/tic_tac/33-1.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/furniture/in_depth/other_sports/features/tic_tac/evens.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 13 August 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

If ILM was a real bookmakers:

Grime threads populated entirely by East European immigrants discussing the correct system to play video roulette with
"TS: Newsboy vs Computerman"
Marissa Marchant would be an drunken Irish guy who appears not to have washed in three weeks, or ever bet over £1, but still leaves about £200 richer than he came in
"This is the thread where we bet £500 on a horse our "contacts" have heard "promising reports" about"
"This is the thread where we discuss how said horse had a heart attack about one furlong out and pulled up fifteen seconds in"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 13 August 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

What's the spread on how many new answers there'll be on this thread by 12 PM Monday, Greenwich time?

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 14 August 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

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