When a group of counselors performed a garage-punk cover of Britney Spears' hit "Toxic," complete with a cello screeching the queasy hook, a guitarist, Maria Cincotta, asked: "Do you think Britney Spears wrote that? I doubt it." She continued: "See, now you've already written your own songs. You're already better than Britney Spears!"
― rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)
To be fair, said camp sounds hella cool.
― rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)
here's where the problem starts.
― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)
― rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)
― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)
― Rockist_Scientist (hair by Joelle) (RSLaRue), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)
― Rockist_Scientist (hair by Joelle) (RSLaRue), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)
― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)
― ryansf (ryansf), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)
― spontine (cis), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)
oh noes...
― Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)
― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)
― donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)
― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 22 August 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)
― mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 22 August 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)
Anyone know if she's related to Peter Schickele (a.k.a. P.D.Q. Bach)? Seems not unlikely...
― Declan Zimmerman, Monday, 22 August 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)
― Declan Zimmerman, Monday, 22 August 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)
that's because she's black, you understand.
― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 22 August 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)
― petesmith (plsmith), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)
― petesmith (plsmith), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)
Anyway, we got to form bands, I was in a band with some dudes from a suburban TC hardcore band called Subversive Energy. We did "Glamor Boys" by Living Color in front of our parents on the last day. It was a ton of fun, so good for these kids. Playing music is a good hobby to have and I'm all for anything that gets kids involved with it.
Rockism, shmockism. Telling kids that probably feel left out in school that they are secretly better than everybody else is what indie/punk is for! It gets lots of people through those years, and fuck if I'm going to tell them not to have something to focus on that's at least fun and positive.
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)
But it seemed like a better headline than "cute rock camp for children of academics."
― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)
― Sundar (sundar), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)
I'm not going to challenge, yet again, the ideological premise of this, specifically the "for you" part, because
1) I'm sick of repeating myself and2) I'm sick of getting yelled at.
Of course, there are wide swaths of wretched music whose wretchedness goes unchallenged here, because no-one defends it (this is as opposed to indie/electronic/diy/rap/eclectica/esoterica/etc genre pissing matches that aren't really about music anyway). But try on this sentence: "Well, Paul Whiteman was the pinnacle of 20th century jazz--for you."
― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)
― Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)
If she's telling these kids that "they are more special than other kids in the world, especially those who seek fame through the doors of those who want to be manufactured pop stars -- who are obviously doomed to eventual sadness, failure, exploitation, and drug use", and keeps reiterating that motif throughout the course, then that's a bit different. You don't want to make kids think they're better than the vast majority, because that might cripple them socially in the short, or not-so-short term...(and I stress "might".. I mean, I've had great and horrible teachers, and I don't think I'm "messed up 4 life" just because of the horrible teachers.)
― donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)
-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), August 22nd, 2005.
I dunno, in my experience, the fun and positive things are indeed real and likely, but can often lead to this subtle, lasting negriphobia/Geir complex that doesn't change until/unless the kids get sonned by older cooler indie/punk ppl who show them they actually AREN'T 'fighting the good fight' by writing off the 'music of the normals' wholesale. Pain is love.
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)
― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)
????
― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)
That's a bit heavy for young kids.. and apparently heavy for college kids, and many adults until their deaths. Not shedding tears for the latter.. but younger kids are more comfortable with pigeonholes.. let's face it. It's the major protocol of social clustering until start of college (or later) -- as many bad side effects as it has. The world sucks.
― donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)
I mean that stuff like this camp has this side-effect of polarizing kids into something that resembles negriphobia, even if it's not direct - 'stupid rap jocks', etc. It's a loaded word I know but I think it happens, a lot.
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)
(Uh-oh.)
(And...no, sonning does not equal winning the argument.)
― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)
my favorite third-grader came home from school one day last spring and asked if I'd heard of Robert Johnson, "cause we learned in music class today that pop music wouldn't exist without him."
is that rockist indoctrination?
― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)
maybe, but it's definitely bullshit.
― deej.., Monday, 22 August 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)
― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)
― gear (gear), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)
sorry if i overreacted m - I again stress I don't think it's that direct, but simply because'black music's reach and influence in what anti-pop kids consider pop is so huge, it kinda dominoes.
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)
but black music clearly had no influence on rock.
― marc h. (marc h.), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)
― marc h. (marc h.), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)
I mean, we could start a movement to force moms to give births to babies in swimming pools booming both Bach, Britney, Boredoms, Bohannon, Bootsy, Bacharach, Boom Bip, and Biz Markie. Maybe we'll have a perfect music world. But, that's gonna be difficult.
― donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)
Totally OTM, and though even in context it's hard to tell I'm pretty sure this where they're coming from. It's mostly about empowerment and feeling good. Yes, it's a slippery slope from empowerment to essentialism and/or privileging a discourse of authenticity, but I'm pretty sure that can wait until grad school. Meanwhile, 808s! Yum!
― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)
At least.
― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)
― marc h. (marc h.), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)
"Aryan, the privileged noodle"®
― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)
http://suziblade.com/thecolorguard/Scraps.html
― Man O' War, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)