OH NOES! Rockism indoctrination camp for pre-teens!

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When a group of counselors performed a garage-punk cover of Britney Spears' hit "Toxic," complete with a cello screeching the queasy hook, a guitarist, Maria Cincotta, asked: "Do you think Britney Spears wrote that? I doubt it." She continued: "See, now you've already written your own songs. You're already better than Britney Spears!"

rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Or, as briefly discussed here: Douglas Wolk, clearheaded, on rockism, more evidence of the complicated relationship between "rockism" and discourses of resistance.

To be fair, said camp sounds hella cool.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

"See, now you've already written your own songs.

here's where the problem starts.

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Or, Portland punx0rchix0rz in valorizing-DIY shocka!

rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

portland is the most DIY city in the united states. and they like it that way.

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

They probably are better than Britney Spears. I'm not sure what it is that she adds to the songs she records. A face? She looks embalmed, to me.

Rockist_Scientist (hair by Joelle) (RSLaRue), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

(Maybe she is goth and I missed it.)

Rockist_Scientist (hair by Joelle) (RSLaRue), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

I suppose the stuff they've written is better than half of 'Otis Blue' as well then.

Googley Asearch (Toaster), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Get em' while they're young, it's like religion.

ryansf (ryansf), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

it's cool, start them on rockism early and they'll hit popism around fifteen.

spontine (cis), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

RS, try "technique".

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 21 August 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

the program has roots in the feminist punk-rock riot grrl movement of the Pacific Northwest

oh noes...

Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

Does that mean they're also better than Frank Sinatra and Vladimir Horowitz?

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

I can't view the article, so I can't see the greater context of the quote but.. I mean.. maybe... perhaps... the instructor was being a bit SILLY about the "You're already better than Britney Spears!" line?

donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

my friend beth just finished teaching at the NYC one. she said it was a blast.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 22 August 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

Yeah donut, it was definitely being silly. But kids definitely should talk about the conflation between pop artist and brand name because adults can't figure it out! Note: the kids definitely could be more talented than Britney Spears the person, but until you can go to the store and buy a cd by the "rock band kids" that has music you'd want to regularly listen to, they're not doing better -- for you.

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 22 August 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

"For me, feminism is having no doors being closed to you because you're a woman," said the camp's founder, Karla Shickele of the Brooklyn band Ida.

Anyone know if she's related to Peter Schickele (a.k.a. P.D.Q. Bach)? Seems not unlikely...

Declan Zimmerman, Monday, 22 August 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

nevermind... answered my own question here

Declan Zimmerman, Monday, 22 August 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

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that's because she's black, you understand.

AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 22 August 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

crap. it was the pic of little Kali Villa Rosa spinning.

AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 22 August 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

did left eye die in a car wreck? i thought it was a plane.

petesmith (plsmith), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

aaliyah : plane :: left eye : car plunging over side of cliff

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

wow - i totally forgot. was it in south america?

petesmith (plsmith), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

I dunno...sure the quote is silly, but I went to a guitar camp when I was like 14 (? 15?) and we had a blast....it was called "Camp Rock".

Anyway, we got to form bands, I was in a band with some dudes from a suburban TC hardcore band called Subversive Energy. We did "Glamor Boys" by Living Color in front of our parents on the last day. It was a ton of fun, so good for these kids. Playing music is a good hobby to have and I'm all for anything that gets kids involved with it.

Rockism, shmockism. Telling kids that probably feel left out in school that they are secretly better than everybody else is what indie/punk is for! It gets lots of people through those years, and fuck if I'm going to tell them not to have something to focus on that's at least fun and positive.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

M@tt - hence the "To be fair, said camp sounds hella cool," and the "OH NOES!"

But it seemed like a better headline than "cute rock camp for children of academics."

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

I was hoping this was about Gene Simmons' Rock School.

Sundar (sundar), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

but until you can go to the store and buy a cd by the "rock band kids" that has music you'd want to regularly listen to, they're not doing better -- for you.

I'm not going to challenge, yet again, the ideological premise of this, specifically the "for you" part, because

1) I'm sick of repeating myself and
2) I'm sick of getting yelled at.

Of course, there are wide swaths of wretched music whose wretchedness goes unchallenged here, because no-one defends it (this is as opposed to indie/electronic/diy/rap/eclectica/esoterica/etc genre pissing matches that aren't really about music anyway). But try on this sentence: "Well, Paul Whiteman was the pinnacle of 20th century jazz--for you."

M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 22 August 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

"Last week swarms of young girls teemed past the portraits with MPCs and 808s, instruments seemingly twice the size of some of their owners."

Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

I guess my point was.. if a teacher is telling kids "You're better than [pop star]", and she's using it purely as a more light-hearted way of making these kids motivated or happy to do something, I see NOTHING wrong with that.

If she's telling these kids that "they are more special than other kids in the world, especially those who seek fame through the doors of those who want to be manufactured pop stars -- who are obviously doomed to eventual sadness, failure, exploitation, and drug use", and keeps reiterating that motif throughout the course, then that's a bit different. You don't want to make kids think they're better than the vast majority, because that might cripple them socially in the short, or not-so-short term...(and I stress "might".. I mean, I've had great and horrible teachers, and I don't think I'm "messed up 4 life" just because of the horrible teachers.)

donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Rockism, shmockism. Telling kids that probably feel left out in school that they are secretly better than everybody else is what indie/punk is for! It gets lots of people through those years, and fuck if I'm going to tell them not to have something to focus on that's at least fun and positive.

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), August 22nd, 2005.

I dunno, in my experience, the fun and positive things are indeed real and likely, but can often lead to this subtle, lasting negriphobia/Geir complex that doesn't change until/unless the kids get sonned by older cooler indie/punk ppl who show them they actually AREN'T 'fighting the good fight' by writing off the 'music of the normals' wholesale. Pain is love.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

word to db's 2nd paragraph.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, because sonning=winning an argument in the "real world," right?

M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, and?

LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

negriphobia

????

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Also keep in mind that not every musical teacher is bound to force kids to be completely objective to every musical form in existence and teach them that "all music should be treated equally, no matter if they are their own songwriters or producers or not, blah blah blah."

That's a bit heavy for young kids.. and apparently heavy for college kids, and many adults until their deaths. Not shedding tears for the latter.. but younger kids are more comfortable with pigeonholes.. let's face it. It's the major protocol of social clustering until start of college (or later) -- as many bad side effects as it has. The world sucks.

donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Monday, 22 August 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

????? yourself, m!

I mean that stuff like this camp has this side-effect of polarizing kids into something that resembles negriphobia, even if it's not direct - 'stupid rap jocks', etc. It's a loaded word I know but I think it happens, a lot.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

This disdain for the Outsider sensibility begs to be psychoanalyzed.

(Uh-oh.)

(And...no, sonning does not equal winning the argument.)

M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

hey LeCoq I didn't mean to be insulting I just don't get your point. How on earth does does "negriphobia" follow from dissing Britny Spears for not writing her own songs?

my favorite third-grader came home from school one day last spring and asked if I'd heard of Robert Johnson, "cause we learned in music class today that pop music wouldn't exist without him."

is that rockist indoctrination?

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

There's no disdain for the outsider sensibility here, but there is if it means encouraging annoyingly exclusionist thinking. "Uh-oh" yeah okay provocateur picante, chill.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

is that rockist indoctrination?

maybe, but it's definitely bullshit.

deej.., Monday, 22 August 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

yeah I dig the blues 'n all but I was like "wtf?"

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

i do like me some pop music but if i'm a musician i'd probably sooner aspire to be like eye or john zorn or neil michael hagerty or sonny sharrock or eric dolphy than britney spears, but then again no one wants to see me in her outfits either.

gear (gear), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

^xpost

sorry if i overreacted m - I again stress I don't think it's that direct, but simply because'black music's reach and influence in what anti-pop kids consider pop is so huge, it kinda dominoes.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

black music's reach and influence in what anti-pop kids consider pop is so huge, it kinda dominoes.

but black music clearly had no influence on rock.

marc h. (marc h.), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

edit: "black music."

marc h. (marc h.), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Kids always have grossly generalized views of music.. of course! Learning to categorize is important for kids.. learning when to NOT categorize is important too.. but that's usually something to teach a bit later... often, this is something kids learn (sometimes the hard way) outside school.

I mean, we could start a movement to force moms to give births to babies in swimming pools booming both Bach, Britney, Boredoms, Bohannon, Bootsy, Bacharach, Boom Bip, and Biz Markie. Maybe we'll have a perfect music world. But, that's gonna be difficult.

donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

"both"..haha.. alliteration goes wild!

donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Monday, 22 August 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit marc I thought you were richardson for a sec! I agree with your sarcastic point, by itself, but i mean dominoes forward, not backward. If a kid hates rap I doubt he'll put a lot of backstudy into the REAL story, and if so, it'll probably be to buttress some shitty 'no, I DO like black music, just not today's' defense. I don't see why you're tryin to clown me on that point.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

BTW I in no way am accusing anyone of being racist, I just think kids in general are terribly overestimated.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

C'mon, man, all kids today are born with the knowledge we all have right now. It's all that flouride in the water.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Dude I know this kid who started asking about baile funk five minutes out the mombox!

LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

I guess my point was.. if a teacher is telling kids "You're better than [pop star]", and she's using it purely as a more light-hearted way of making these kids motivated or happy to do something, I see NOTHING wrong with that.

Totally OTM, and though even in context it's hard to tell I'm pretty sure this where they're coming from. It's mostly about empowerment and feeling good. Yes, it's a slippery slope from empowerment to essentialism and/or privileging a discourse of authenticity, but I'm pretty sure that can wait until grad school. Meanwhile, 808s! Yum!

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

I'm pretty sure that can wait until grad school.

At least.

M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

I think I see what you're saying, LeCoq, but I guess the reason I was clowning is this conflation of Britney Spears jokes with "negriphobia." I'll take being mistaken for Mark R. as a compliment, though!

marc h. (marc h.), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

It is a compliment! Mark R is great and he's helped me a lot over the years. Nice to meet you btw.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

I await the day when ilm succeeds in its goal of using a lasagne recipe as a springboard for a disquisition on the racist evils of rock music

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

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M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

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Man O' War, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)


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