The Worst Skits on a Hip Hop Album: OPO

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The new Kanye is coming awful close.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

GHOOOOSSST WEEEEEEEDD!!

― Voodoo Child, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit!! I haven't thought about ghost weed in, like, five years! I always kind of liked it, though.

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

Wu-Tang albums, each and every one of 'em !

― idle hands got me nowhere (idle hands), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

speakerboxx/love below, if only for sheer volume

― mike d (not THAT one) (mike d), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 06:45 (twenty years ago)

the one on speakerboxxx where Big Boi's son says "motherfucker." Now, really!

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

Big Pun - Packinamacinthebackofdaac

Also, Redman's and Biggie's blowjob fantasy skits.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

The "RAPE RAPE RAPE" one from that Wyclef album.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

nicka OTMofoM

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, that's a pretty solid answer.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

wtf "packinamacindabackofdaak" is classic! they sing it to the william tell overture!!

― beatles fan, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

The intro to Nas's It Was Written. Listen closely. It makes NO SENSE.

― daslkjf;jasd, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

the skit on Mobb Deep's Hell on Earth where two thugs shoot some kid to death from a project window.

― mucho, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

The answer is:

"Takin' a Shit" from The Trials and Tribulations of Russell Jones by Ol' Dirty Bastard. A 20-some second recording of the late great MC, yes, taking what sounds to be a very disgusting and strenuous shit. Incredibly gross.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

Oh, how about "A Day in the Life of My Asspipe" by Qwest the Madd Lad?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

also, Ghost Weed is awesome!!!

Oh, how about "A Day in the Life of My Asspipe" by Qwest the Madd Lad?

I'm afraid to hear that.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

Wu-Tang albums, each and every one of 'em !

"su-ZAEEE!! Trow it out da window!!!"

best. skit. ever.

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Wtf Wu Tang skits are great what is wrong w you people.

"Just his nuts sittin on the fuckin' dresser..."

― deej.., Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

anyone ever notice how gay method man gets? sticking a hot hanger up someone's asshole? sewing an asshole shut and feeding someone?

what's up with the ass fetish, meth?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

yeah the nutz on the dresser one is the best of all time....

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

i like the mobb deep one because the music fading in as they shoot sounds kinda melancholy and regretful and empty.

there's one at the start of the geto boys 'the resurrection' which is a gigantic, irritating yawn. i hate the one at the start o 'the cookbook' as well.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

when was the first time you heard 3 feet high and rising?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

ha, no actually i love all de la soul skits, including ghost weed.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

one of the ghost weed skits features one of the best pharohe monch versus ever.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

That one from Luda's Word of Mouf where it's supposed to be white people trying to cover "What's Your Fantasy" only the parties involved sound more like ethnically-ambiguous people w/o rhythm just muttering all stilted than actual nerdy-ass white people (exception: that lady at the end who sounds like Fran Drescher).

― disco violence (disco violence), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

La Bella Mafia's skits each last 10,000 years and you're not allowed to kill yourself 'til they're over

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

That one from Luda's Word of Mouf where it's supposed to be white people trying to cover "What's Your Fantasy"

Please tell me it's not too late to splice in Travis Morrison's cover!

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

jesus, the start to the new missy album is a misstep.
that wyclef RAPE! gets a 3rd vote from me.

― paulhw (paulhw), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

And how about that OTHER missy skit on Cookbook... the foully racist korean nail shop where they try to give her chicken?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

I'd have to say Eminem.. though no one skit jumps out in my mind, they all just seem to be bad.

Ghost Weed is cool though.

― Bn1 (Bn1), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

fourteen years pass...

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And titties teetering on timelessness. And a ass the size
Of Alaska
Well, bitch, thy get my money

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 February 2020 18:18 (six years ago)

Lo_OL

― handsome boy modelling software (bernard snowy), Sunday, 16 February 2020 21:20 (six years ago)

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