Who buys Tommy Lee solo albums?

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009KF4IO.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Seriously.

I asked a similar question about Kelly Clarkson a number of months back and got tagged an elitist fuck for it (sue me), but compared to Tommy Lee's latest sonic offal, Kelly Clarkson is practically Kate Bush.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

Erm, Kelly Clarkson surely also has pop hits that impel sales, as opposed to Tommy Lee's solo work.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

an uncle of mine - a very smart, amiable Chicago banking dude in his 50s who handles teamsters pensions - once had to go to a Tommy Lee concert with a client. He said it was the worst shit ever, he just couldn't believe it, etc. (Conversely, when I told him I had just gotten back from a Tight Bros From Way Back When show he nodded thoughtfully and said "I think I would like to own an album by a band called 'The Tight Bros'"). He's a funny guy. But if Tommy Lee can't win over middle-aged dudes who are willing to listen to pretty much anything ... uh...

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

(I guess my answer is "I have no idea" - cuz my uncle is a total "12 CDs a year" type and even he couldn't stomach Tommy's shittiness)

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

His latest single is a sort've mawkish Uncle Kracker type thing that made me spit up all over my lunch in abject disdain.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Hogan doesn't need tp buy that crap...he has his own:

http://www.weaintcool.com/pictures/reviews/bootband/back.gif

― pappawheelie II, Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

I laughed:
http://www.tommylee.tv/member/

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Hogan Knows Best.

― PB, Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

Signing up for Tommy Lee TV is easy.
1. Enter your information below
2. Pick a membership plan
3. Click "SIGN UP"
4. Verify your information on the next screen
5. SIGN IN and go explore all the member exclusive content!
For your convenience, four different membership plans are available for online purchase. Enroll for 5 days ($5*), 33 days ($9.99), 3 months ($20) or 1 year ($40) and enjoy every benefit of membership regardless of how long you stay. If you'd like to pull up a chair and watch hours of Tommy Lee TV for the next 5 days, $1 per day is far less than the price of a movie ticket and we'll keep the mayhem streaming live to you around the clock. So come on inside and see what all the excitement is about!
As soon as your credit card is approved, we will turn on your account and you will have full access to TommyLee.TV. We will also send you an email receipt. Keep this receipt, if there is any problem with your account, you may need the information contained in it to resolve the issue.

Please read our User Agreement, purchase of a membership constitutes acceptance of this agreement. Please be advised, memberships are 100% non-refundable.

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

ihttps://tommylee.tv/member/images/promo.jpg

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

"If you'd like to pull up a chair and watch hours of Tommy Lee TV for the next 5 days,"

hahahahahahaha

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

http://tommylee.tv/member/images/promo.jpg

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

All the girls he's loved before.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

http://tommylee.tv/photo/image/view-error.jpg

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

That album cover is something. Looks like the WB frog was out of work and let himself go.

― Joe McCombs, Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tommylee.tv/member/

i naively thought that link was going to have a picture of his 'member'.

― -vest, Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

Ditto.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

God that cover is awful.

DON'T MAKE ME GO INTO TOMMY'S EARHOLE MR. RAT. IT'S ALL RED AND INFLAMED.

― darin (darin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

I was actually gonna post a thread about this.

I just wanna know when did one of the best drummers (c'mon, even if he sucks he's still a great drummer) turn into Jason Mraz?

It's like he cut off that huge cock of his and replaced it with Lisa Loeb's vagina.

― Voodoo Child, Friday, 26 August 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

Just b/c it's an Alex in NYC thread.

― San Carlos, Friday, 26 August 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

y'know, I never realized how blatantly sexual that Pharcyde cover was until now.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.