Songs About Rockism

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I've always felt that "How can you expect to be taken seriously" and "Miserabilism", both by Pet Shop Boys, are (at least in part) about Rockism. Other examples?

daavid (daavid), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

"Yesterday, When I Was Mad" as well ("Of course it's all on tape, but no-one will find out").

OleM (OleM), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

What is Rockism. Is It Like Racism.

Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

Cunga! Its much worse!

jmeister (jmeister), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

Being a racist who hates gays people too I'd imagine.

Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

"She's made you some kind of laughing stock / Because you dance to disco, and you don't like rock"

Those Pet Shop Boys are like ILM's friendly godfathers of reasonable antirockism, aren't they?

OleM (OleM), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

Rockism Around The Clock: Bill Haley and the Comets
Rockism Like A Hurricane: Scorpions
I Am A Rockist: Simon & Garfunkle

kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

"Like A Rockist" Bob Seger

Huk-L (Huk-L), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

Those Pet Shop Boys are like ILM's friendly godfathers of reasonable antirockism, aren't they?

Indeed. There's also their b-side "How I learned to hate rock and roll," and "I get along" mocks Richard Ashcroft's proclamation about there being a "rock and roll royalty" via the lines "Now I know you'd much rather be with rock royalty/Instead of someone like me/The big boys are back and we need them, you said/Think it was something you'd read and it stuck in your head." Also, naming an album Disco in the 1980s was definitely an anti-rockist gesture.

On a non-PSB tip, Baxendale's "Music for Girls" is anti-rockist.

brittle-lemon (brittle-lemon), Sunday, 28 August 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

Helen Love- Long Live The UK Music Scene

An ironic smackdown of Britpop rockism!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 28 August 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)

jet - rollover dj

minna (minna), Sunday, 28 August 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

"Shakespeare's Sister" by The Smiths addresses one form of rockism with the lines "I thought if you had an acoustic guitar it meant that you were a protest singer."

k/l (Ken L), Sunday, 28 August 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

Human League's Moroder-wannabe “Dance Like A Star,” 1978,
starts with a Phil Oakey-delivered band mission statement:

"This is a song for all you bigheads out there who think disco music is lower than the irrelevant musical gibberish and tired platitudes that you try to impress your parents with. We're the Human League, we're much cleverer than you, and this is called ‘Dance Like A Star’"

the debate is nearly 30 years old, people

neorockist, Sunday, 28 August 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

Yeah. Why the hell has it come into vogue all of a sudden? Because of that New York Times article?

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 28 August 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

Every song by Teenage Fanclub, for one reason or another, to thread. Then blow up thread.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 28 August 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

"it's still rock and roll to me," by human league contemporary billy joel, can easily be read either way. the rockist bits are obvious. but the declaration that "next phase," "new wave," "dance craze," "hot funk," "cool punk" and "old junk" are on the same level as "rock and roll" is rather anti-rockist when you think about it. he questions the accoutrements of the crazy new music kids are listening to, but he accepts the crazy new music itself.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Sunday, 28 August 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

Bob Seger Band, "That Old Time Rock & Roll." He presents himself as the grizzled grandpa decrying disco cuz it ain't got no soul.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 28 August 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

"Sing me Spanish Techno," The New Pornographers

A pop classicist, AC is challenging the current anti-rockist vogue. "Listening too long to one song," mouths the anti-rockist allegation against the rockist. The response: to challenge the naysayer about his or her own catholic tastes: "Sing me Spanish techno," asshole.

Cherry Nose Gio, Sunday, 28 August 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

Mary Lou Lord -- "His Indie World"

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 28 August 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

The Auteurs - "The Rubettes," "How I Learned To Love The Bootboys," "Johnny And The Hurricances"

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 28 August 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

John Cougar Mellencamp "Pop Singer"

Jeremy (Jeremy), Sunday, 28 August 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

All we wanna' do is have a good time,
then you went and took our hearts away.
And no-one ever asks us our opinion, no no, we don't get a say.
AM, FM all of that jazz, we'd rather sing along with Yazz.
Whatever happened to the radio ?
They never play the songs we know.

Golden Oldies, Rolling Stones, we don't want them back.
I'd rather jack, than Fleetwood Mac.
No Heavy Metal, Rock 'n' Roll, music from the past,
I'd rather Jack, to Fleetwood Mac.

Can't they see that every generation, has music for its own identity ?
So why's the DJ on the radio station, always more than twice the age of me ?
Who needs Pink Floyd or Dire Straits, it's not our music that's out of date
?
Demographic stereo, they never play the songs we know

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 28 August 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Yay! Anti-rockism! Obscure Pet Shop Boys references! This thread is the place for me. I enthusiastically add Prefab Sprout's "Cars and Girls" to the list, from which I quote:

Brucie dreams life's a highway / too many roads bypass my way /
Or they never begin. Innocence coming to grief /
At the hands of life - Stinkin' car thief / that's my concept of sin /
Does heaven wait all heavenly over the next horizon ? /
But look at us now, quit driving, some things hurt more much more than cars and girls.

With Brucie of course being Brucie "Brooooooce" Springsteen and cars and girls of course referring to favorite rock and roll topoi nrs. 1 and 2.

By the way, Mr. Snrub, which New York Times article are you referring to?

Herr Fahrstuhl, Sunday, 28 August 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

I always like to fantasize that the Ramones' "Rockaway Beach" lyric "Blast out the disco on the radio" was an entirely unironic endorsement, even tho that's pretty unlikely.

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Sunday, 28 August 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

"You're No Rock N Roll Fun"

boo, Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

Give me Love, give me Can, give me Meatloaf.
Give me Rush, give me Marquee Moon
Michael Ball or The Fall, I could listen to them all
In the twilight or the afternoon

Irk the purists
Irk the purists
Irk the purists it's a right good laugh
Irk the purists
Irk the purists
Irk the purists in the bath

Hall and Oates, (something), Miles Davis
Patti Smith, Simply Red, Sly Stone
Be they false or 4Real, I don't care and nor does Neal
So long as we can hear their songs

Irk the purists
Irk the purists
It could well be an Olympic sport
Irk the purists
Irk the purists
If you've never then you ought

Husker... Du-Du-Du
Captain Beefheart, ELO
Chris DeBurgh, Sun Ra, Del Amitri, John Coltrane

Irk the purists
Irk the purists
Come on boy, you know it feels so right
Irk the purists
Irk the purists
Irk the purists tonight

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:55 (twenty years ago)

Burn down the disco
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music that they constantly play
It says nothing to me about my life

Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ
Hang the DJ

Hang the DJ

The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

Well, and, of course, "Video Killed the Radio Star" is pretty rockist--pro-auteurism and possibly anti-sampling:

They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine and new technology

The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

Dixie Chicks - "Long Time Gone"
Brooks and Dunn - "Play Something Country"

I guess these would be "countryist" more than rockist, but the basic principle/aeshetic stance is the same.

Josh Love (screamapillar), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine and new technology

but didn't the Buggles use all kind of machines and synths/production trickery? I've always heard it as a "dawning of a new age" kinda song...out with the old....maybe that's partially cuz it was the first song on MTV, etc etc....of course, I've never and don't plan to read any Buggles interviews, so I have no idea what the intent was....

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

the smiths were immensely rockist of course

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

Rockist national anthem: "You Can Still Rock in America" -- Night Ranger

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

i love that song!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

"Listening too long to one song," mouths the anti-rockist allegation against the rockist.

Wouldn't it be the opposite? The pop listener, not the rockist, tends to play the same song over and over, most notably with the case of hit (or not) singles. The rockist will play albums more and thus, have a lesser tendency to repeat the same song.

bill neil (inabillity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

The heart of rock and roll is still beatin', y'all.

In Cleveland.

The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

Bryan Adams - "The kids wanna rock"

Turned on the radio
Sounded like a disco
Musta turned the dial for a couple of miles
But I couldn’t find no rock ’n roll

This computerized crap ain’t gettin’ me off
Everywhere I go the kids wanna rock

Mary Sweet (Sometime Samurai), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Isn't the charge against rockists though that they're convinced the music they listen to is Real, all else is false; therefore, by implication, they keep listening to the same songs over and over again? "Listening too long to one song." The guy who listens to The Beatles mostly, the lady who listens to Zeppelin daily, the math teacher who showers to Dylan every morning: they are the objects of anti-rockist scorn. To which AC replies: okay, hipster, you claim to listen so widely to such diverse music: "Sing me Spanish techno." You can't, can you.

Cherry Nose Gio, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

"life is a rock, but the radio rolled" by reunion me is totally anti-rockist, i love how it sees everything through bubblegum-tinted glasses

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

I've always been a bit confused by what Waylon Jennings is saying about music & tradition & the canon in "I Don't think Hank Done It This Way"... Is the "change" he wants a return to Hankist roots, or is he really more interested in the question, "where do we take it from here?"... His descriptions of his career don't really so different than one imagines Hank's to have been, (eg "Rhinestone suits and new shiny cars", "Ten years down the road, making one night stands" and "I've seen the world with a five piece band Looking at the back side of me") so one wonders why he's so insistent in asking if this is how Hank did it... It's like he's desperate to deny that his hero was probably as miserable as he is himself, and the unspoken answer to his question is "Yes, Hank did it this way too and he probably hated it as much as you do right now" as much as he refuses to believe it.

It's the same old tune, fiddle and guitar
Where do we take it from here

We've been the same way for years
We need to change

Somebody told me when I got to Nashville
Son you finally got it made
Old Hank made it here, we’re all sure that you will
But I don't think Hank done it this way
I don't think Hank done it this way

Ten years down the road, making one night stands
Speeding my young life away
Tell me one more time just so I understand
Are you sure Hank done it this way
Did Ol' Hank really do it this way?

I've seen the world with a five piece band
Looking at the back side of me
Singing my songs and one of his now and then
But I don't think Hank done 'em this a'way
No I don't think Hank done 'em this a'way

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

I hate the stones and I hate blues eddie cochran and blue suede shoes I
hate the king I hate chuck berry I hate hooker I hate leadbelly aallrightt I
hate funk and I hate soul rhythm and booze and rock 'n' roll I hate riffs
and guitar licks I hate coke and I hate spliffs aaallrightttl it's ok!! I
hate otis and marvin gaye early dylan aretha -heey ?! spector's wall knock
it down jerry lee run him out of town aaaalllrighttt - it's ok!-!!! there
ain't a lot I can do about it though I'm force-fed your so called heroes
don't be told who to like it's your choice it's your right to choose who to
listen to it's rock rock 'n' roll you will find me in the middle of the road

jive session (elwisty), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

I would humbly submit my own Life of an Office Worker.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Fritz, I always heard that song is basically about Waylon's relationship with Nashville, particularly Nashville's grudging acceptance of him and his kind. He's not only contrasting how 'hard' he's had it with how Hank supposedly had it, but also slyly challenging the received wisdom that Nashville embodies all that is good about country music.

Nashville wanted to draw a line around the country music tradition (including Hank) (but not including Waylon). Waylon's not only saying that he and Hank have a lot more in common than Hank and (I don't know, say) Chet Atkins (Nashville embodied), but that maybe he's had it even harder than Hank or Chet or anybody. But I stand to be corrected.

Sorry to drift off topic...

Billy Pilgrim (Billy Pilgrim), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

That Denim song makes me want to stab motherfuckers in the Adam's apple. As does Mojo Nixon's self-explanatory "Machines Ain't Music".

disco violence (disco violence), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

Do you want to stab the motherfucker in Denim or the Mojo cannonist motherfuckers?

jive session (elwisty), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)


Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Proudly Presents
The First Annual
ROCK AGAINST ROCKISM

Saturday, September 24th, 2005,
Central Park Stage
New York City
Doors at 9, the rock starts promptly at 10.
All proceeds will be donated to the Toss Out Your Guitars, Kids Fund. ("T.O.Y. Guitars, Kids")

Confounded (Confounded), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

That Waylon song is so crucial. Waylon is a genius.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

Yeah. Why the hell has it come into vogue all of a sudden? Because of that New York Times article?

I think the vogue of the term 'rockism' is due to 'popism' finding a significant constituency among critics, which I think is due to the rise of hip-hop. By being popular, and also being macho and authentic (rockist traits), hip-hop has managed to win respectability for those that 'don't write their own music' (popist trait).

Some Guy, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

B-b-b-b-ut there's no genre of music as directly opposed to popism as hip-hop!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

i can't decide whether "anthrax" is rockist or anti-rockist.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

But they get a team of all-star producers to write all the music.

Some Guy, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

Mary Lou Lord -- "His Indie World"
-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...), August 28th, 2005 8:35 AM. (s_clover)

U def. k-missed the pt. Lstn. 2 tha lyrx!:

"Just give me my Joni, My Nick, Neil, and Bob/
You can keep your Tsunami, your Slant 6 and Smog"

ie: old, authentic, tried and true artists = good; new artists = bad.

kthxbye

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

unless that was your point but I totally doubt it!

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

from way upthread:

By the way, Mr. Snrub, which New York Times article are you referring to?

Here's the New York Times article, and here's an ILM thread about it.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

i can't decide whether "anthrax" is rockist or anti-rockist

Wouldn't it be anti-rockist because writing about love is considered a totally rock thing to write about?

Love crops up quite a lot as something to sing about, cos most groups make most of their songs about falling in love or how happy they are to be in love, you occasionally wonder why these groups do sing about it all the time. It's because these groups think there's something very special about it. Either that or else it's because everybody else sings about it and always has, you know to burst into song you have to be inspired and nothing inspires quite like love.

These groups and singers think that they appeal to everyone by singing about love because apparently everyone has or can love or so they would have you believe anyway but these groups seem to go along with what, the belief that love is deep in everyone's personality. I don't think we're saying there's anything wrong with love, we just don't think that what goes on between two people should be shrouded with mystery.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

Wouldn't it be anti-rockist because writing about love is considered a totally rock thing to write about?

right, pop singers never sing about love.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

You got me.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

I would not rock it in da house
I would not rock it wit' a mouse
I would not rock around the clock
I would not rock it in a sock
No sir, no sir, you Rockist Troll
I do not care for rock and roll

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

are there any songs yet that actually use the word "rockism"?

donut gon' nut (donut), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

Sure "Follow The Leader," by the thankfully still with us Eric B. and Rakim:
"Rockism say
Follow the leader
Rockism nay"

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

I would not rock it to the east
I would not rock it to the west
I would not rock it with the best
I would not rock it with the rest
No sir, no sir, Ol' Rockist Troll
I will not dance to rock and roll.

k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

I was going to mention "Rockaway Beach" as well because I always misheard the line before "blast out the disco on the radio" as "boys' rock is too slow" (it's "bus ride is too slow")

Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

I want to stab the dude from Denim, mostly. And Mojo Nixon. And myself for forgetting Funkadelic's "Who Says a Funk Band Can't Play Rock," easily the best song on the subject.

disco violence (disco violence), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Brakes - Heard About Your Band

pinder (pinder), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

"life of an office worker" = rehash of prefab sprout 'cars and girls' (which at least had 'born in the usa' as a fairly recent reference point for its satire) surely?

moonbotica, Thursday, 1 September 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

Gillian Welch:

I want to sing that rock and roll.
I want to 'lectrify my soul,
'Cause everybody been making a shout
So big and loud, been drowning me out.
I want to sing that rock and roll.

I want to reach that glory land.
I want to shake my savior's hand,
And I want to sing that rock and roll.
I want to 'lectrify my soul,
'Cause everybody been making a shout
So big and loud, been drowning me out.
I want to sing that rock and roll.

I been a-traveling near and far,
But I want to lay down my old guitar,
And I want to sing that rock and roll.
I want to 'lectrify my soul,
'Cause everybody been making a shout
So big and loud, been drowning me out.
I want to sing that rock and roll.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

S.I.Futures (aka Si Begg): "We Are No a Rock Band"

The lyrics go like this:

We are not a rock band
But we rock the house.
We are not a rock band
But we rock the house.
We don't play the guitar
Nor play the bass,
Throw TVs out of windows
Or get high on drugs.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 1 September 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

I like the Welch call. I love that LP.

I have a feeling that I may have written a song about rockism (as against just a song about pop). If I have and anyone remembers it, please remind me.

the bellefox, Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

"It Don't Mean A Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)" is it swingism or popism/danceism?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
With Brucie of course being Brucie "Brooooooce" Springsteen and cars and girls of course referring to favorite rock and roll topoi nrs. 1 and 2.

First and foremost they are Bruce Springsteen's favourite topoi nrs. 1 and 2. Nevermind about the rest of rock'n'roll - this song is about Bruce Springsteen, an act most "rockists" distanced themselves from by the time "Born In The USA" became a massive world hit btw.

"It Don't Mean A Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)" is it swingism or popism/danceism?

More like fundamentalism. Clever anti-rockism long since turned into militant fundamentalist swingism.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

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dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)


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