Henry Rollins & Glenn Danzig: gay?

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What do you think?

― JKno, Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

no and no.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

They are totally having babies together.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Ass babies?

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

They got an embyro implanted in Danzig pectorals!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Danzig lives a block away from me. I've seen him with "the ladies".

And his home is very much a "portal to darkness"....

― jsoulja (jsoulja), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

I um, remember reading Henry's guide to cunnilingus somewhere. Doesn't prove anything, however

― Thea (Thea), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

"You're a MAN, aren't you, Peach?"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

>>Danzig lives a block away from me. I've seen him with "the ladies".

― JKno (JKno), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

I've seen him with "the ladies".

and by "ladies" you mean men.

― richard wood johnson, Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Is there a thread about this like every two weeks?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

Dre is gay.

― Old School (sexyDancer), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

gay as the hills

― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

>>Is there a thread about this like every two weeks?>>

I suppose that answers my question.

― JKno (JKno), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

nah, Dre is on the "downlow"

― Mookie Wilson (mookie wilson), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

Is there a thread about this like every two weeks?

Hope gives these thread-writers a reason to live.

― richard wood johnson, Thursday, 22 September 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Glenn is not gay, he stole my friends girl.
Flew her out to cali and banged her in his pool.

― toasted labia, Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

And his home is very much a "portal to darkness"....

Can we hear more about this intriguing portal of darkness, please?

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

vaginal creme davis said danzig was into black trannies.

you gonna go against VAGINAL CREME DAVIS?

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

If Rollins and Danzig got in a gay sex fight, who do you think would win the anus?

― fight fight, Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

there's some kinda love, and there's some kind of hate...

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

Is it cuz they're both short, overly-bulked up, highly-aggressive males?

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Is it cuz they're both short, overly-bulked up, highly-aggressive males?

Yes, surely this is it, as it is the undeniable stereotypical image of the gay male.

― richard wood johnson, Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Glenn is not gay, he stole my friends girl.
Flew her out to cali and banged her in his pool.
-- toasted labia (eatmeuppleas...), September 22nd, 2005.

There's no reason to quote lyrics from the new Weezer record.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

xpost was very funny!

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

And his home is very much a "porno to darkness"....

― PappaWheelie B.C., Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

Zzzzzz...

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

I'm always mystified by these threads. Let's assume for a second the answer is "yes." Pray tell, what now? You're not going to cast Henry Rollins in your next romantic comedy?

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

I don't care either way, I was just curious! It's just because they're extremely macho and manly, yet you never hear of them having a girlfriend. Danzig's lyrics are extremely misogynistic, and it was just something we were all laughing about at the bar last night. This thread wasn't meant to be taken but so seriously.

― JKno (JKno), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Danzig's lyrics are extremely misogynistic

Are they?*

*that's not just a rhetorical question, I honestly don't remember many Danzig lyrics, and I only have the first three albums.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Short?! You know who's short? Iggy Pop, that's who.

― Elija Wood, Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Imp laying is a violating of sodomy laws.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

xpost

Danzig's house is weathered black and gray, with heavy overgrowth and surrounded by an iron gate. Compared to other area homes, it looks like the haunted house of the neighborhood, or maybe the place where the child-killer lives. He also drives a black Jaguar, which appears to be 80s era, but I'm not sure.

He is very short. Not sure if he's gay. The ladies I've seen him with I suppose could just as likely be victims he buries in his basement or something.

Although this idea is stupid, I'd have to say Rollins would pound on Danzig. Rollins is way hopped up on caffeine and his own personality, plus I'm thinking there's a good chance that seeing your best friend get his head blown off in front of you would probably make you the wrong guy to fuck with if you're a punk rock, weight-lifting type.

I don't think either of these guys are gay, though, nor would it really matter in the least if they were.

― jsoulja (jsoulja), Thursday, 22 September 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

they were in the closet and making babies and i saw one of the babies and it looked at me.

― ken taylrr has gone off the internet because of you (ken taylrr), Thursday, 22 September 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

jsoulja can u take pix of his house and post them?...cause that would RULE.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

it's legal because he's a public figure and stuff

― richard wood johnson, Friday, 23 September 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

Not only has this thread been done better, here, 20 times before, but Henry and Glenn are only too aware of the pre-pubescent comedy to be drawn from their public personae by asshats and satirize those personae way more effectively than sniggering ball-less homophobes like you ever could.

― I'm a Problem for Anthony Blair (noodle vague), Friday, 23 September 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

DDB OTM! WE NEED PIX OF DANZIG'S HOUSE!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 23 September 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

And rollins hasnt been knocked out by a member of def leppard.

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 23 September 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

yet.

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Friday, 23 September 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

i've seen pics of danzig's house and it's just as described above.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 23 September 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

henry rollins is a cocksucking buttpirate, a boil on the butt of the world (the butt being his genre of shitty music)

btw morrissey and jim rose have pwned that sad cocksucker a millon times over

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!, Friday, 23 September 2005 05:49 (twenty years ago)

the only people dumb enough to ever ask this question are little girly indie boys who feel threatened by the idea that there's actual real men out there who stand a way better chance with the chicks than they ever would (like it or not, no matter how much American Analogue Set that girl you've been hanging out with - for two years without getting even the slightest bit close to sealing the deal with - listens to... she'll drop you with your glasses and skinny arms in a SECOND as soon as a proper man shows her some attention. its funny cause its true).

― Charles Atlas, Friday, 23 September 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

i would fuck a thousand hot chicks before that faggot henry rollins could even get the fattest ugliest chick to even look at him

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!, Friday, 23 September 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

they only come out on rollins threads

― richard wood johnson, Friday, 23 September 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

esteban otm.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 23 September 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

I MET A ROLLINS EX IN COLLEGE...SHE WAS HOT AS FUCK....SO, I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YR TALKING ABOUT ESTEBAN.

ALSO WHY DO PEOPLE HATE ROLLINS, HE RULES.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 23 September 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Excuse me but the word "fuck" is very demeaning, especially in this context to women. I also believe that this entire thread is demeaning to homosexuals and women.

I don't like to tell people what to do, but this thread is making me cry and I hope you all would consider your postings before you post them :-(

― Chris "Chris" Martin, Friday, 23 September 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

chris "chris" otm.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 23 September 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

this i found while searching for pictures of danzigs house

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Anzalone.gif

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 23 September 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

President, Gay for Satan Society

― brianiac (briania), Friday, 23 September 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

>>>Not only has this thread been done better, here, 20 times before, but Henry and Glenn are only too aware of the pre-pubescent comedy to be drawn from their public personae by asshats and satirize those personae way more effectively than sniggering ball-less homophobes like you ever could.

― JKno (JKno), Friday, 23 September 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

(see above)

I'm not homophobic, I'm a total homo. I was just wondering; relax, I told you it wasn't meant to be taken but so seriously.

― JKno (JKno), Friday, 23 September 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Joe Cole was Rollins' boyfriend

― JKno (JKno), Friday, 23 September 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

I still wish someone would post pix of Danzig's house.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 23 September 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

What about Joe Coleman?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 23 September 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

what about jaz coleman?

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!, Friday, 23 September 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

What about Coleman Hawkins?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 23 September 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

what about jaz coleman?

Easy, cowboy.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 September 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

I was drunk last night JKno, soz. Tho you might want to do a search before you start a new thread.

― Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Friday, 23 September 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

guys, Gary Coleman is NOT gay

― ken taylrr has gone off the internet because of you (ken taylrr), Friday, 23 September 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Nor particularly jazzy.

― brianiac (briania), Friday, 23 September 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

What about Gary Cole?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 23 September 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Hey do you guys think speculating about GLEN DANZIG's sexual orientation might be a evolutionary adaptation? So as to like figure out if you're wasting time trying to propagate the species via hot HOT DAEMON LOVE WITH GLEN DANZIG. Or figure out if he's competition for HOT GOTH YOUTH LOVERS?

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 23 September 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

The Selfish Glenn Theory

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

I still wish someone would post pix of Danzig's house.

c'mon, let's see it!

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Henry Rollins tastes great.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I'd hesitate to say he's less filling.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 23 September 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

I got a six pack in me alright!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 23 September 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Why does everyone have to pretend to be all mature and above everything? This is the most interesting question in the world. I must know if Glenn Danzig is gay! To not care is almost a form of homophobia.

― Gurk Horngrowl, Saturday, 24 September 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

i aint homophobic yo i just hate that faggot henry rollins

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!, Saturday, 24 September 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.beltzner.ca/mike/archives/2004/07/24/skeletor.jpg

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 26 September 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

Some punk/hardcore kid is working at a Kids 'R Us in L.A. He's folding clothes, trying to look busy when a frightened, panic-stricken female coworker runs up to him and says "You've gotta come quick! Some biker guy is going crazy in the little boys section!" The kid walks over to the little boys section cautiously, not knowing what to expect, where he sees a very short muscle-bound man with long black hair putting on little boys undershirts in the mirror and then flexing violently, ripping the shirts apart. On the floor, lays a heap of discarded, ripped shirts. He is utterly horrified by what he is witnessing and stands there speechless until he suddenly realizes the man performing this strange shirt-ripping ritual is none other than Glenn Danzig.

I also wanna see pix of Danzig's house.

― The Mugger thread was better, Monday, 26 September 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

Another vote for pix of the Danzig residence.

― melton mowbray (adr), Monday, 26 September 2005 09:41 (twenty years ago)

hey you tools, get off my lawn!

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Monday, 26 September 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

Wow!

http://flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

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sMoRTy71 Pro User says:

So his house has ridiculous sideburns, too? Way to stay with a theme, Glenn.

Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink )

― Danzig-bodies > Sex Pistols-bodies, Monday, 26 September 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

AWESOME.

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 26 September 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Those are NOT real goths!

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 26 September 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

Those pics have completely made my day.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 26 September 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

henry rollins received a blowjob by lydia lunch in one of her early "porn art" movies,directed i think by richard kern.

― sam the man, Thursday, 9 March 2006 08:45 (twenty years ago)

WRONG!

he slapped her around, though.

― baby, disco is fuck (yournullfame), Thursday, 9 March 2006 11:11 (twenty years ago)

danzig has women as sex symbols in 50% of he's video clips.
just a fact.

― der i, Thursday, 9 March 2006 12:08 (twenty years ago)

so... he's bi?

― baby, disco is fuck (yournullfame), Thursday, 9 March 2006 12:29 (twenty years ago)

might be bi.
there's also a clip in youtube of danzig getting beat-up by a guard in one of he's shoes:
there's danzig,the big builded guy, and there's that guard,and the guard wins.danzig falls to the ground.
so, yeah,what a sissy danzig is..

― der i, Thursday, 9 March 2006 12:35 (twenty years ago)

that wasn't a guard, it was the lead singer of the North Side Kings. Funny clip though.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:29 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

"ride jonny ride"

― edde (edde), Sunday, 5 November 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lastbandit.co.jp/bandsimg/blackflag-policestory.jpg

could this perhaps be the result of some sort of internal anger/confusion directed towards one's own homosexuality.

― Thomas Mehlt (Tokyo Ghost Stories), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

Pettibon: gay?

― occasional raymond (kit brash), Monday, 6 November 2006 08:38 (nineteen years ago)

you need to ask a certain ex sub pop employee who works at matador about rollins.

if memory serves, he has an excellent story related to this pressing issue.

― yetimike (McGonigal), Monday, 6 November 2006 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

could this perhaps be the result of some sort of internal anger/confusion directed towards one's own homosexuality.

you'd need to ask the talking gun to know for sure.

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Monday, 6 November 2006 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

there's also a clip in youtube of danzig getting beat-up by a guard in one of he's shoes:
there's danzig,the big builded guy, and there's that guard,and the guard wins.danzig falls to the ground.
so, yeah,what a sissy danzig is..
-- der i (...), March 9th, 2006.

Again, just because Danzig had his ass handed to him in that particular fight (and deservedly so) does not make him a "sissy". ANYONE can be knocked out in an instant. Just means it probably won't happen the next time because lesson learned about taking any opponent for granted. I don't know or care whether he's gay, but I'm quite sure he's not a man to piss off.

― shorty (shorty), Monday, 6 November 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

i immediately regretted replying to this thread, fwiw...

― yetimike (McGonigal), Monday, 6 November 2006 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

Huh. I wonder if this is where the idea first went public.

Anyway the comic book already happened and all but someone finally told Danzig about it.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

you need to ask a certain ex sub pop employee who works at matador about rollins.
if memory serves, he has an excellent story related to this pressing issue.

― yetimike (McGonigal), Monday, 6 November 2006 09:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

???????

― what if "middlebrow" is pubes? (Matt P), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

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