Songs in which the singer/rapper brags about the tightness of their vagina

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Extra marks if it is actually a good song/artist/vagina...

― okoko, Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

I am going to keep the page open and refresh it every 45 seconds for the next three days.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

"My pusseh weighs a ton" - Mrs Slocombe.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

"A wop bop a loo mop a good goddam, Tutti Frutti, good booty, if it don't fit, don't force it, you can grease it, make it easy. ... "

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Missy to thread!

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

Mark, are you implying Little Richard is bragging about the tightness of his vagina?

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

"A wop bop a loo mop a GOOD GODDAMN"???????

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Look up, I look up at night,
Planets are moving at the speed of light.
Climb up, up in the trees,
every chance that you get,
is a chance you seize.
How long am I gonna stand,
with my head stuck under the sand?
I'll start before I can stop,
before I see things the right way up.

- Coldplay

― Dr. Gene Scott (shinybeast), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

We have a winner

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

"Shave 'em Dry"

― Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Then there's always that perplexing line from Li'l Kim's "How Many Licks":

Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

The inverse, from Roxanne Shanté's "Have a Nice Day":

Speaking of Madonna, some girls on the mic
Rap like virgins, and get real tight
But I get loose, with the rhymes I produce
That's why I'm queen of the Crew with the Juice

― Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Mark, are you implying Little Richard is bragging about the tightness of his vagina?

I should think manginas are appropriate for the purposes of this discussion.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

actually lil kim says it explicitly, in "Don't Mess With Me"

― Lukas (lukas), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Like every Lady Saw song.

― Gavin, Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

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