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lisend you metalic fucks your fucking music dont make sence your music all you hear is cats fiting are music sing about things that happens in the real world plus you can heir the intruments plus you people are yelles beacuse we no how to dance and you do not no how to dance and if you do dance is pushing your selfs and jumping up down like always smoking the crack you crackers heads.

― josemorera, Sunday, 16 October 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

I'm not quite sure how to answer that question, so here's five to choose from.

1. Yes.

2. Seventy-seven

3. A pink plastic comb

4. Only during the week

5. Down the hall and left, but please knock first.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 16 October 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

LADY AND GENTLEMEN ARE YOU READY FOR TEH METALIC FUCKS (AND THEIR FUCKING MUSIC)

*RAAAAAAH*

HELLO TO YOU POUGHKEEPSIE IT IS PRETTY GOOD TO BE HERE! ALL RIGHT NOW WE ARE GOING TO SING ABOUT THINGS THAT HAPENS

― telephone thing, Sunday, 16 October 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

COMMENCE POSTING RANDOM PICTUTES

― Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 16 October 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

do random google-trolls provide real email addresses?

― petesmith (plsmith), Sunday, 16 October 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.funice.de/images/product_images/popup_images/afro-peruecke_big%20funice.jpg

I say, old bean. You seem to be under the impression that there are instruments in our music. Please, let us dispell this misconception. You must understand that if any non-synthesized musical instruments appear, they are in the form of a sample. In order to record samples, we have to get a cracker to play melodies for us because we only know how to make rhythms. So let us celebrate the crackers because without them we would have nothing to sample, just like we would have no ska if the mighty mighty bosstones didn't invent it.

― magical fro man (-rainbow bum-), Sunday, 16 October 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

Shut up, you're just yelles.

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 16 October 2005 05:00 (twenty years ago)

Everybody gather 'round
Loosen up your suspenders
Hunker down on the ground
I'm a cracker, and you are too
But don't I take good care of you?

― avery keen-gardner (avery keen-gardner), Sunday, 16 October 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

Josemorera, did you intentionally misspell every other word? Regardless, get a life and a fucking brain.

― Jazmine, Sunday, 16 October 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

Wow, quite a wealth of comedy threads today.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 16 October 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

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