Playlist for a friend who accidently made a date with a 16-year old girl.

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any songs that would help me further rub in the embarrassment? he made a date with a girl on the subway only to find her myspace page an hour later, revealing her juvenile status.
i told him to go through with it anyway, but i'm a bad friend like that.

― bobqawesome, Monday, 17 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

I bet she lied about her age on MYspace anyway, I bet she's really 13.

So...

"Thirteen" by Big Star.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

she's legal in the UK!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

gary puckett & the union gap - young girl

― carly (carly), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

sam cooke - only 16

― carly (carly), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

Dr Hook - Only 16

(By Hook or By Cook?)

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

does your mother know - abba or ash, whichever you prefer

― blownspeakers (lucy), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

"Teenage Kicks"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

"Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

"Rag Doll"

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

Something by R Kelly.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 17 October 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

"Age Ain't Nuthin' But A Number"

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

there are a lotta songs that feature 17 year old girls - perhaps your friend could go pick up one of them so that we can create a richer playlist?

― carly (carly), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

moi...lolita

― The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Isn't there something hot about taking advantage of an innocent, though? Maybe it's just me.

― Chester, Monday, 17 October 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

JoJo - 'Baby, It's You'

― BARMS, Monday, 17 October 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

"Hot Child in the City"

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

Of course, "Young Girl" by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

Legal in South Carolina!

"Jailbait" - Motorhead

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

"Dairy Queen" by the Dwarves off the EP, "Thank Heaven for Little Girls"

― mcmc (mattsoncarlhew), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Mark Kozelek - Love at First Feel or the AC/DC version.

― bingo (Chris V), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

crazy little thing - beefheart

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

"Gino, I Looked Her Up on MySpace and I Wasn't Good for the Looking" by Steely Dan

― Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

Sweet Little 16- Sonic's Rendevouz (she got that grownup look)
Young, dumb and full of cum- Whale

― js (honestengine), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

indeed: "Hobo humpin slobo babe"

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 17 October 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

Flaming Groovies "Teenage Head"

― DJRokyManson (DJRokyManson), Monday, 17 October 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

R Kelly - "Half On A Baby"
Michael Jackson - "PYT (Pretty Young Thing)"

― viborgu, Monday, 17 October 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Themes from Spongebob Squarepants and Strawberry Shortcake

― van igloo (van smack), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Replacements - "Sixteen Blue" (obviously)

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Jefferson Airplane, "Come Up the Years"

Winger, "Seventeen" (to give him something to look forward to)

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

The Diaz Brothers track on Tony Touch's "Piecemaker" mixtape where one guy impersonates Tony Montana really well but comes out with "I STIKK JO HEAD UP JO ASS....THEN I MOLEST JO FUCKIN KIDS!!!" Which is stupid because Tony Montana was a lot of things, but not a guy who would hurt children. The real Tony actually died because he wanted to spare the lives of the children of the guy in car who the skinny guy who worked for Sosa wanted to blow up. LOOKATCHOONOW

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

xpost -That's what I was thinking of too...Kip Winger. Good god.

― van igloo (van smack), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

is this "friend" actually YOU? You can confide in ILX

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

No Chuck Berry, "Sweet Little Sixteen"?!

― TRG (TRG), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Japan - "Adolescent Sex"

― a Side-walkin' Street Wheeler (aaron ef.), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

Neon Heights - '16 Again'
Cagedbaby - '16 Lovers'
Broken Social Scene - 'Anthems For a Seventeen Year-Old Girl' (the next birthday of hers he'll be present for)
New Edition - 'Candy Girl'

― BARMS, Monday, 17 October 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Andre Williams - "Jailbait"
Jodie Foster - "La Vie C'est Chouette"

― Brakhage (brakhage), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

your answers have been splendiferous. makes we want to ask questions more often.

― bobqawesome (bobqawesome), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

and by we, i mean me.

― bobqawesome (bobqawesome), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

momus, "the guitar lesson" ... no, sorry, joking.

travis, "U16 girls".

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

Throbbing Gristle - "We Hate You (Little Girls)"

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

benny mardones, "into the night"

"If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen"

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Alex Chilton -- "Hey! Little Girl"
Big Star - "I'm In Love With a Girl"
Johnny Cash - "Ballad of a Teenage Queen"
The Specials - "Too Much Too Young"

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

thank you andrew m. i can't believe it took that many posts to hit the absolute thread-locker.

― ken taylrr never her (ken taylrr), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

Ladytron - "Seventeen" (which has the age wrong, but has the perfect "rub it in" lines)

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

"Breaking The Law"

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

"Christine Sixteen" - KISS

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

I'm astounded no one (unless I missed it) has yet suggested "You're Sixteen," particularly the Ringo Starr recording. This mixtape or whatever you're making needs a happy ending.

― Doctor Casino, Monday, 17 October 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

no, the friend is not me...i kind of wish it was though. you should have seen this girl.

― bobqawesome (bobqawesome), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

If he doesn't want to do it, then I we will!

― BARMS, Monday, 17 October 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Some of these might have already been posted, but a friend made this for someone who had a similarly preference for girls of the more youthful variety...

Thee Minus 5 - Bambi Molester
Don & Bob - Good Morning, Little Schoolgirl
The Fabs - That's The Bag I'm In
The Monomen - Little Miss 3-B
Clear Light - A Child's Smile
The Surfadelics - Bad Little Girl
Neil Diamond - Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon
Kareen Wheeler & The Gents - Wait Til I'm Sixteen
Carole Quinn - What's So Sweet About Sweet Sixteen?
Nancy Sit - Come Back When You Grow Up
Joyce Lee & The Western Ramblers - Never Trust A Man
Junior Walker & Allstars - Do You See My Love (For You Growing)
The Temptations - The Law Of The Land
Curtis Mayfield - Little Child, Runnin' Wild
Archie Bell & The Drells - Girl You're Too Young
The Brigands - (Would I Still Be) Her Big Man
The Headcoatees - Dirty Old Man
The Strangeloves - I Want Candy
The Mummies - I'm Bigger Than You
The Instrumentals - Are You Nervous?
The Youngers - Zin Zin Zin
Little Willie & The Adolescents - Get Out Of My Life
Thee Mighty Caesars - I Can Judge A Daughter
Mudhoney - Sweet Young Thing Ain't Sweet No More
The Prisoners - Here Come The Misunderstood
Andre Williams - Jailbait

― danski (danski), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

thank you andrew m. i can't believe it took that many posts to hit the absolute thread-locker.

-- ken taylrr never her (or...), October 18th, 2005.

yeah, i had to read through twice to make sure it hadn't been posted yet.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Jermaine Jackson - 'We Don't Have To Be Eighteen' (I think)

― BARMS, Monday, 17 October 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

you know, it'd probably help us come up with songs if you posted the myspace page in question

;)

― ken taylrr never her (ken taylrr), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Biz Markie, "Young Girl Bluez"

"Now I was seeing her for about half a year
Everything was fine and dandy without shedding a tear
Age ain't nothing but a number, that's what Chi-Ali said
Okay then why don't you get that through the judge's head
Proceeding along, I must have to say
It was coming very close to her birthday
I asked "What do you want?" She said "A pair of earrings"
I never knew what an avalanche the future brings
Her birthday came and she gave a party
I arrive kind of late to the place to be
People was excited for seeing my face
If my mother ever knew I would be a disgrace
"How old are you now?" to Rhumba-reen
I was in shock when they screamed "Sixteen!"
I felt like falling apart when I heard the news
This is the never-ending saga of the Young Girl Bluez!

― mike a, Monday, 17 October 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

also The Records, "Teenarama"

― mike a, Monday, 17 October 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Mobb Deep - "Hit It From The Back"

― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

god, i'd love to, but alas...i've already taken this too far.

― bobqawesome (bobqawesome), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

also, why has no one suggested "kidz bop"?

― bobqawesome (bobqawesome), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Extreme - Little Girls
Winger - Seventeen

― Emo Thunderboy, Monday, 17 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Loudon Wainwright III - "Motel Blues"

Oh the bed's so big and the sheets are clean
and your girlfriend said that you were 18

This has been properly beaten into the ground, I think.

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Wait, back up:

Jodie Foster - "La Vie C'est Chouette"

Jodie Foster had a song out? In France? OMG OMG OMG if i hear it, will my 17-to-22* jodie foster crush come back to torment me?

*my age, not hers, obv

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Dirtbombs- Cedar Point '76
(While the narrator is "only 13," he does lust after "sweet new teenage breasts/ like tangerines")

― js (honestengine), Monday, 17 October 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

Peter and the Test Tube Babies - Child Molester

― Niall, Monday, 17 October 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

mr cotten: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076401/

― Brakhage (brakhage), Monday, 17 October 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Foreigner "hot blooded" or "I want to know what love is"

― Bn1 (Bn1), Monday, 17 October 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Something by Gainsbourg must apply here.

― Brakhage (brakhage), Monday, 17 October 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

"Lolita Go Home" - Jane Birkin

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Monday, 17 October 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

gg allin - expose yourself to kids

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Monday, 17 October 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

Something by Gainsbourg must apply here.

Maybe, and I don't see it just now but I hope you didn't have "Lemon Incest" in mind.

― blunt (blunt), Monday, 17 October 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

Kiss - Goin' Blind, or preferably the Melvins version.

"I'm 93 and you're 16
And I think I'm goin' blind"

I guess your friend must be younger than that though.

― Matt #2 (Matt #2), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

Chester the molester's not without his charms...
(Chester the Molester- Sloan)

― js (honestengine), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

"Something by Gainsbourg must apply here."
"Teenie Weenie Boppie", perhaps?

as well as:
Metal Urbain - Little Girl of Love (Sadly I don't speak french, but what else could it be about?)
Syndicate of Sound - Little Girl
Belle & Sebastian - The Wrong Girl ('though not directly about age)
Roger Collins - Foxy Girls In Oakland
Captain Beefheart - Sure 'Nuff 'N' Yes I Do
Guns 'N Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine
Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
Richard Buckner - Emma
Black Sheep - La Menage ("You gotta do somethin' about those wisdom teeth, baby.")

don't forget to throw in something by R. Kelly for good measure :)

hope it helps, from one underage girl to the friend of the guy who picked up another.

― bucket (bucket), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

The Doors - You're Lost Little Girl

― blunt (blunt), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

Spoonie G, "(You Ain't Just A Fool) You's An Old Fool." "She's only 16/and you're 68!"

― mike a, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

The Who, "I Can't Reach You"
Joe Tex, "Buying a Book"

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

How could this be missed but in the opposite direction.

Pulp - Help the Aged (one time they were just like you)

― BeeOK (boo radley), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 07:06 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and for the absolute clincher:

Gary Glitter : "Happy Birthday"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

(The lyrics are nowhere searchable in Google)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 07:51 (twenty years ago)

The Fugs, Dirty Old Man

"He's a prevert!"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

The Specials - Little Bitch

― zeus (zeus), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 09:36 (twenty years ago)

dragon - are you old enough?
the dudes - be mine tonight (lyric: "be my bare-skinned baby.... alright")

― chris andrews (fraew), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

Oingo Boingo - Little Girls

― Von, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Only Seventeen - Beatle-ettes
Sweet Young Thing - Chocolate Watchband
Hey Little Girl/All This and More - Dead Boys
Teenage Lust - MC5
Mama Never Told Me - Sister Sledge
I'm So Young - Starlets

I'm thinking Nick Lowe and the Runaways (and other Kim Fowley) and Fool Around Rachel Sweet, but my mind's gone blank as to songs.

― babyalive (babyalive), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

For joseph cotten (and me!), here is the context for that Jodie Foster record, which was indeed a 1977 single in France (and Germany) - or rather it was the B-side of another Jodie song from the movie.

― zebedee (zebedee), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

I will PayPal ten francs to anyone who throws up an YSI.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

I will get to that this evening, joseph. I dont think I have both sides of the 45, though.

Firefox is really getting on my tit screwing with the way I type my replies, goddamn it. Every time I type an apostrophe the find-text window pops up.

― Brakhage (brakhage), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Iggy Pop - Sweet Sixteen

― snowballing (snowballing), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Jodie Foster - La Vie C'est Chouette
http://s53.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=13ZG87B9D7RLM0DHJGZXTRP5RZ

― Brakhage (brakhage), Friday, 21 October 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

Spinal Tap - Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight

"You're sweet but you're just four feet
and you've still got your baby teeth
You're too young
and I'm too well hung
but tonight I'm gonna rock you..."

― Gukbe (lokar), Saturday, 22 October 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

http://bagadoustourm.free.fr/contacts.mp3

This is perfect.

― babyalive (babyalive), Thursday, 3 November 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.spinstartshere.com/julie.jpg

― tomkins, Thursday, 3 November 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

The Manhattans - "Let's just kiss and say goodnight"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 3 November 2005 09:58 (twenty years ago)

So did he go on that date?

― Nathalie, the Queen of Frock 'n' Fall (stevie nixed), Thursday, 3 November 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

Kylie - I should be so Lucky

Whats better than a 16 year old? Nothin'

― The Velvet Overlord (The Velvet Overlord), Thursday, 3 November 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

Can we have a repeat of the Jodie Foster mp3, please?

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Thursday, 3 November 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

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