Boycotting Certain Record Shops -- do you do it and, if so, why?

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Bleeker Bob's - Because, simply put, Bob Plotnik is a bastard. Always has been. Spotted him recently at a WFMU record fair (like within the past two years) and evidently, he's now in a wheelchair. I feel bad for him -- but he's still a dick.

Second Hand Rose - Formerly on 6th Ave just shy of 23rd street, they recently moved to my old block on 12th off of Broadway. They're a used shop, but they cop a boatload of attitude. Went in again not too long ago -- after I'd had an unpleasant exchange with them when I was trying to sell discs (they low-ball like mad) and was looking around. "Can I help you?" sneers the joyless lass behind the counter. "Well," I offer, "I'm looking for a disc by a band called the Brian Jonestown Massacre called Strung Out in.."

She turns away and barks to a grandmotherly looking woman in the rear of the shop. "Are there any compact discs by a band called the Brian Jonestown Massacre?" The woman looks back at her as if she was just told to to eat a bag of her own filth. "No," Sneerella says back to me, "they don't have anything out on compact disc."

Actually, the band have about eight compact discs out, for cryin' out loud. If you don't know, then just cop to it. But don't give potential customer's misinformation.

Anyone else as uptight in this capacity as moi?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

that 2nd hand rose shop is terrible.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

I like "evidently, he's now in a wheelchair."

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

This Bob dude sure is popular: some other forum, see item (d) in the second post there.

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Does Sam Goody count?

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

currently boycotting 2 shops:

Platinum Records - they're a bunch of fucking morons with major attitude problems. a bit better these days than it was in the past but i've got my revenge. i regularly stroll in, listen to a stack of records then put them back in the crate and write down the titles i want to buy. restock this you fucks!

Zions Gate - i've heard horror stories of the owners refusing to pay his employees their whole salary. he insists on staff taking a third of their pay in trade. a trade that is no more then a 15%discount on the retail price. so if he buys an album for 6 and sells it for 16, you would pay 12. you have to take a chunk of your wages in trade that he weights heavily on his side. he regularly sells used records as "new" on ebay and has no problem with cheating customers.

whodat, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

I've never been to 2nd hand rose because I've heard so much bad crap about them.

I occasionally go to Bleeker Bobs, never had a run in with the man himself, but my friend Cowboy Mark works there and now the disco/electro used section is pretty well stocked.

I DO boycott Rockit Scientist though, because after shopping there regularly for many years, and spending many dollars there, I just got fed up with the attitude.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

I haven't been to Bleecker Bob's in over a decade. (In fact, the visit I recount in the current Wire might actually be the last time I was in there - 1988 or so.) I will order from Other Music online, but I don't like physically going there. That's about it, though. These days I do most of my music purchasing from Amazon or Target.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

I don't "boycott" record shops, I just stop going there.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

I boycott Subterranean because they ditched their hip hop section because it "didn't sell". Reminded me of the Anthony Quinn "racist dad" character in "Jungle Fever." Fuck em.

Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

It's one thing to use the "I heard" qualifier.. it's another to use it and post completely anonymously (i.e. hiding from normal alias). Unless I hear a similar story in parallel, I'm not hearin' it.

If you're going to boycott a store, at least grow one pair, and be open about it. Unless this were Kim's, I doubt any store has a mafia. Jesus.

donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Yeah there's one near the place I work in myself that I don't bother with if a certain member of staff (and head of a prominent Dublin label) is working. He's a wanker, he hasn't got a clue about music outside of the field he's in (surprise surprise, given the genre) and I'd rather not give him the satisfaction of being rude to someone.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

(I'll add that anyone can refuse to go to any record for any reason, but if one is going to be public about it, BE PUBLIC about it! That was my only point.)

donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Why would you go to Bleeker Bob's in the first place?!~???!? I mean, maybe it was good once, but YUCK.

Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

I stopped going to a local place because they're condescending dorks and if you ask about something they don't have, they practically bar the door until you agree to special order it from them.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

well, the "i heard" regarding Zions Gate is actually an "I worked there and this is my experience"...

doughnuts, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

The internet site for Bent Crayon records in Cleveland (they boasted a huge back catalog of just about everything you could possibly want in dance music as "in stock"), was bullshit for almost TWO YEARS straight, from early 2002 to late 2003. I stopped paying attention after that. I tried ordering from them several times to no avail, the last time receiving a personal e-mail from one of the employees who acted like a martian and never completed my order. I tried phoning them, because it made me nervous that such freaks had my credit info. Their voice-mail was full and the message was from Christmas 2001, even into late 2003. Yet the site kept getting updated with new stock! Drove me nuts- if a current or ex-employee ever claims as such in my presence, Steve Martin's reaction to "cleaning woman" in Deadmen Don't Wear Plaid won't even begin to describe what I'm going to do to them.....

XPOST - Bleeker Bob's already sucked when I last lived in NYC, and that was in '98!

jsoulja (jsoulja), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

What was up with bent crayon??? They updated their site like every 5 seconds but never seemed to sell any records.

Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

well, the "i heard" regarding Zions Gate is actually an "I worked there and this is my experience"...

Is the anonymity just so you don't burn a bridge? I mean, if that's your experience, what do you have to lose?

donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

well, i know some folks on here shop there and while i have a deep hatred for the dread running the shop, i still walk that route on a daily basis and don't want to avoid his block

hiding, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

well, until he decides to google Zion's Gate and find this page, at least.

donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Best of luck, either way!

donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

He can be mad at me but he can't deny the truth of anything i've said.

shit, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

i boycotted all record stores. i just buy from GEMM, download from slsk these days or purchase it directly from the label these days!

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

xpost to anonymous Zion's Gate hater - I guess my point is.. unless there's an army of disgruntled ex-employees, how hard would it be for him to figure out it's you who's saying this, eventually? And if so, he'll hate you, and he can't deny his business practices. *shrug*. You obviously had to vent, which seems more important than whether you choose walk up Pike or Pine from now on.

donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

xpost: ooh rock "promoter" caught in not paying artists shockah

Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/hamburglar.jpg

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

robl

Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Dusty Groove

Owner is a complete ass and sally.

I have stories to back it up and has been documented on other boards.

I take my business elsewhere.

tim t0ommy, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

The only reason I won't go to a record store is if the records suck or the prices suck. I can't imagine actually "boycotting" a store for any reason. Apart from the presence of any bastards I thought Bleeker Bob's was famous for ridiculous overpricing.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

melody records in dc. personalityless and way overpriced. charging $3 or $4 more than the same cds in not-exactly-cheap kim's/othermusic in nyc = dud.

maybe it's silly to be so angry at that but i really am.

carly (carly), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

awww man not the dusty dick, er dusty rick! say it ain't so!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

If you guys are boycotting record stores, you definitely don't want to hear stories about record labels.. then the REAL boycotts begin. Fight the real emmennee.

donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Bleeker Bob's is the CBGB of record stores - was maybe cool in the '70s, but is long past its prime and needs to die now.

(Honestly, I can't believe they're even still in business - especilly given that their doppelganger-in-overpriced-nastiness, Midnight, had to close its Chelsea location some years back.)

mike a, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

I heard one of the chiefs of Matador didn't add an intern to his myspace friends once!

donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

(I don't "boycott" any record stores. There may come a time when that shitty record store has something I need. Until that mythical date, I just try to minimize my contacts as much as possible.)

mike a, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

When I first moved to my present locale, I had a bad experience at the only record store in town, culminating in a heated argument with this clerk.
I had ordered some CD, I forget what, and he wanted me to pay upfront, a condition I had never before encountered. I offered to pay a deposit but refused to fork out for the entire price until product was in hand. (It was an import, I do remember that, so there was some question on the wait).
This guy, who was pretending to be the store owner, got mad when I questioned this practice. I considered boycotting, but the next nearest record store was a 45-minute drive.
A week later, I ordered the CD from the store's actual owner (who's now one of my closest friends) without difficulty. He later fired the clerk (for a variety of reasons, including scamming $ from customers).

Binjominia (Brilhante), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

not sure if this counts, but some nyu kids are protesting/boycotting virgin at union square because of DRMed cds:

http://reasoner.experiencethis.org/archives/325

atari, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Domestic single price at Zions Gate = 8.99
Domestic single at Easy Street/Platinum/Wall of Sound = 6.99

reason for a $2 difference?

hater, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Zionism, dude.

Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

I had stopped going to Second Coming Records on Sullivan St. because of repeated rudeness. Of course they closed like six years ago.

Billy Pilgrim (Billy Pilgrim), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

seriously people, Cowboy Mark revitalized entire sections of Bleeker Bobs. 80s euro stuff, electro-funk, disco etc, It's actually a nice little section. You know, if it's 2 am and you're in the west village for some god-forsaken reason, there are worse things.

I managed to pillage a bit of the Second Coming basement before they closed, but the best stuff had already been pillaged.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Question of semantics: Is it really a boycott if it's just one person doing it?

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

i don't know if it's still there, but back in '95-'96 near Times Square there was this record store that had a huge selection but the most ridiculous prices I've ever seen. New domestic release copy of Nirvana's MTV Unplugged disc was $22 bucks, used LP (in mediocre shape) of Hendrix's The Cry of Love was $50.

And yeah Bleeker Bob's blew back then too!

In Chicago, Vintage Vinyl in Evanston is ridiculous. I hate that place. More personal museum than record store.

In Los Angeles, I've stopped going to Rhino Records. Not for any personal beef (their prices are a little too much) but because I live near Amoeba and Aron's. Before Amoeba I'd make the trek to the west side to do some scrounging, but not these days.

I'm not a fan of Atomic Records in Burbank, because I saw a couple of the guys who run the place digging through Record Surplus once with a list, probably to buy one of their $1.85 records and sell it for $20.

Any and all record stores on Melrose are useless.

I once went to a record store on Brand Ave. in Glendale and found an old Muddy Waters live LP for a decent price, but the guy was a dick so I never went back. It's not there anymore, they're doing some renovation along that stretch and tore the place down.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Domestic single price at Zions Gate = 8.99
Domestic single at Easy Street/Platinum/Wall of Sound = 6.99
reason for a $2 difference?

I've picked up $5.99 domestic stuff at Zion's... recently, too. *shrug*. Seems to match the other stores, more or less, depending on what I'm looking for.

I'm sorry you had to work for someone who's business practices you didn't like.

donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

Bleeker Bob's is the CBGB of record stores - was maybe cool in the '70s, but is long past its prime and needs to die now.

Strikingly accurate.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

Interesting to read people's take on stores I've been to... I liked Aron's a lot and found Vintage Vinyl to be really great in 1989 when I was there once... no idea what it's like now.

sleeve (sleeve), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

What's the Dusty Groove gripe? I've been there a couple of times when in town and found them pretty helpful But then, i'm just happy to be in Chicago, may just be spillover happy blindness or something???

Phil Dokes (sunny), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

In Los Angeles, I've stopped going to Rhino Records.

It hasn't been the same since the move. Last time I stopped in there it's half taken over by some kind of vintage pinball machine and neon sign store.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

Question of semantics: Is it really a boycott if it's just one person doing it?

"boycott" is being used as a verb not a noun here!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 07:16 (twenty years ago)

Haha, Vintange Vinyl is exactly the store I was referring to!

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

I'm beyond baffled that place still exists. But as a friend pointed out to me, all that guy needs to do is sell 5 or 6 $250 records a month, and that's enough for him to stay afloat.

I mean ffs, I've seen CD-Rs go for $25 there.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

Someone mentioned on another thread where we railed about that shop that the dude who runs it is supposedly independently wealthy via other means.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

Makes sense/is the only plausible explanation. Dude managed to outlast no fewer than seven record stores in downtown Evanston in the last 25 years or so. Fortunately, there's still 2nd Hand Tunes.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry, make that eight (forgot Dr. Wax).

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

Oh yes, thank god for 2nd Hand Tunes, even if their selection can be hit or miss. At least the prices are entirely reasonable. When I first moved to Evanston we also had Dr. Wax, but that went downhill really fast in the year or so before it closed.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

And occasionally at 2HT you'd find stuff priced way way way below what it should've been priced at, probably because they weren't sure what they had. A friend of mine bought some Deutsche Gramophone records for $15/each which could've easily (and reasonably) gone for $50/each. But I liked that you could walk in with $10 and walk out with 10 (or more) records, and none of the folks who worked there ever copped an attitude.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

otm

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

red house painters vinyl is really hard to come by in the states. 4AD put most of it out in the u.k./europe. and even then not a lot of people bought it cuz everyone was buying CDs. that's why a lot of 90's vinyl is so expensive now. cuz they made small runs and nobody bought them. so, in some cases, there just aren't a lot of copies to be found and nowhere near enough to meet modern demand.

scott seward, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

heh, those dudes on the old 4AD forum that bought literally every single release on 4AD on vinyl are sitting pretty right now.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

dead can dance vinyl for a while on ebay...good money. just saw a really pretty dcd vinyl box that someone was selling. forget what label put it out. they have two out actually.

scott seward, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

in my store i have two boxes of LPs and two boxes of 45s that are discogs stuff and i have a store price that is much lower than my discogs price. i definitely want people to buy records in my store. in some cases the price is 20 dollars cheaper than my discogs price! i do what i can. i don't get a ton of traffic and it would take forever for me to sell some stuff in the store. i got great reggae in and almost all of it will go on ebay. i let people know that i had it, but i would have to sit on it too long here. and i can't afford to do that.

scott seward, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

jah gotta love it

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/318648_10150397137257137_686202136_8417899_2075906006_n.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

It comes down to "Who are your passing trade"

If a lot of reggae dudes were to be where Scott has his shop, he would not need to ebay.

However, if 4AD dudes pass by, he can price his stock at 'lower than ebay' and the records will turn over reasonably quickly.

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

RE: The Real Estate and M83 LP’s; nope they hadn’t ordered them in on CD. The owner basically told me that he didn’t like the bands so, on that basis, he’d speculated that they wouldn’t sell.

Wow, Real Estate the talk of everywhere right now and M83 - top 20 in the States and top 40 here - and he still didn't want to order them? Sounds like someone too old and jaded to be running a record shop. Think I'll stick to Morningside Oxfam next time I'm in town.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

I want to be where Skot has his shop.

rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

i really have to take that king sporty album home...i try to be good, but it's too cool to languish on my wall. and the french don't deserve it (been sending a lot of reggae to france. just kidding, france. luv ya). funky disco reggae! i don't own too much funky disco reggae from the 70's. or any maybe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfXv8yyuxos

scott seward, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

in my store i have two boxes of LPs and two boxes of 45s that are discogs stuff and i have a store price that is much lower than my discogs price. i definitely want people to buy records in my store. in some cases the price is 20 dollars cheaper than my discogs price!

Now that, in my humble estimation, is how you run a proper record shop. Good work Scott. Bet you actually value the trade, and opinions, of your regulars too!

AnotherDeadHero, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

Scott's a good guy and we all know.

Mark G, Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:56 (fourteen years ago)

there is a record shop in Edinburgh on the way to Arthur's Seat which is so unfriendly it doesn't even let you look at the records

idea of boycotting a record shop sounds insane to me, in an age when all record shops are supposedly over a cliff. like fulminating against the hegemony of Latin in our society or campaigning against vintage trams.

(I like record shops)

the pinefox, Thursday, 10 November 2011 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

At work so can't hear King Sporty :-(

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Thursday, 10 November 2011 11:28 (fourteen years ago)

The Pinefox - That'll be Backbeat Records on East Crosscauseway up the Bridges. The guy who owns the shop is notorious for, as you said, not letting people into the shop to even look at the records. What he tends to do, if you dare visit his shop, is interrogate you about what specifically your after then tell you to come back later. I made the mistake of doing this years ago when I was after a copy of 'Blonde on Blonde'. Upon returning to the shop the guy proceeded to pull out dozens upon dozens of copies of the records ranging from £15 to £150 price wise. I'm sure I bought the cheapest copy just to get the guy off my back and get outta there. The guy obviously has some collection but it's just so disorganized. Boxes upon boxes stacked on top of each other to the ceiling.

Also, don't mention trams please . . .

AnotherDeadHero, Thursday, 10 November 2011 11:39 (fourteen years ago)

there is a record shop in Edinburgh on the way to Arthur's Seat which is so unfriendly it doesn't even let you look at the records

The clue being that it's in Edinburgh

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2011 11:39 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, I remember that one.

I did look at a record, didn't buy, went on my way. They had a bunch of "John Peel Festive Fifty" CDs, obviously taped off the radio.

Apart from that...

Mark G, Thursday, 10 November 2011 12:01 (fourteen years ago)

Anyone been to that new record store on stoke newington road? Went in briefly, and its nice to have a record store in the area but I didn't buy anything because they didn't have anything I wanted:/

post, Thursday, 10 November 2011 12:02 (fourteen years ago)

It's all for Wire readers and Dissensus types so I haven't been tempted to return to the street of horrible dogs and prats in porkpie hats.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 10 November 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

why don't you read 'the wire'?

ban this sick stunt (anagram), Thursday, 10 November 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

Reading it is like going to school and I left school more than thirty years ago.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

Manuel Gottsching's on the cover so, fuck it, I'm buying it

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

So you have nothing to learn from it? Wow. I learn new things from it every month.

xp

ban this sick stunt (anagram), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

The only thing I learned from last reading it was not to read it again.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

I wish my school had had lessons about Zomby and Delia Darbyshire TBF.

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

I've not been into the Notting Hill MVE since i had a trial shift there and found the staff members in the soul and dance section to be the rudest, most twattish people I'd ever met.

Darren Huckerby (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

really? I've never had any problems with them but then again I've never worked there.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

Yep.

When I asked one of the guys to talk me through an average day in the shop - a fairly standard question for a boy on a trial shift to ask, I thought - one of the grumpy sods looked at me for about a minute and then said, 'we buy records and sell records, what do you think we do?'. Most of the day I was ignored. Then I got sent home for putting an acid jazz record in the jazz section.

Darren Huckerby (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 10 November 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

where / what's the place on Stoke Newington Road?

sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 10 November 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

Then I got sent home for putting an acid jazz record in the jazz section.

Sackable offence, imo.

emil.y, Thursday, 10 November 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

emil.y would have put it in the bin on the stereo

(Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

Last year I offloaded some funk/reggae doubles I've not been into the Notting Hill MVE since i had a trial shift there and found the staff members in the soul and dance section to be the rudest, most twattish people I'd ever met.

Night Nurse with Wound (Jack Battery-Pack), Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

They have a copy of "Last chicken in the shop" in their window, been tempted for a while...

Mark G, Friday, 11 November 2011 10:54 (fourteen years ago)

When I asked one of the guys to talk me through an average day in the shop - a fairly standard question for a boy on a trial shift to ask, I thought - one of the grumpy sods looked at me for about a minute and then said, 'we buy records and sell records, what do you think we do?

LOLled at this tbh

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 11 November 2011 11:40 (fourteen years ago)

maybe he was observing a minute's silence at the time?

Buster Mottrhymes (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 November 2011 12:00 (fourteen years ago)

"Do you have anything by the Doors?"

"Yeah, a fire extinguisher and a bucket of sand."

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 11 November 2011 12:04 (fourteen years ago)

where / what's the place on Stoke Newington Road?

― sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 10 November 2011 18:5

http://www.kristinarecords.com/about-us/

post, Friday, 11 November 2011 12:08 (fourteen years ago)

xpost LOL

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Friday, 11 November 2011 12:10 (fourteen years ago)

I love a good Doors joke.

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Friday, 11 November 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

I too enjoy waiting for the pun.

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Friday, 11 November 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)

That MVE, they keep leaving copies of the fourth Spandau Ballet album against the radiators to warp. You know, the soft Parade.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 11 November 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

nothin...

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Friday, 11 November 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqln9zMXCO1qa3gf8o1_400.jpg
"I thought I told you to turn the bloody Doors off!"

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Friday, 11 November 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)


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