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Take the title of a popular title and add the phrase "in my pants" to the end of it.

For instance...

Like a virgin in my pants.

Common people in my pants.

Warning - using titles of songs by Warp artists is tres sinister;

Kid for today in my pants.

Come to daddy in my pants.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

Is there a song which cannot be made funnier by dropping the word "Trousers" in there somewhere...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

This is way more amusing, and less difficult.

Love me tender in my pants.

God! Show me magic in my pants.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 09:45 (twenty years ago)

Bring Me Sunshine in my pants

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 09:48 (twenty years ago)

Clint Eastwood in my pants

I touch myself in my pants

Something jumping in your shirt in my pants.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

On the street where you live in my pants

Our house in my pants

Wannabe startin' something in my pants

Golden retriever in my pants

The girl with the sun in her head in my pants

The box in my pants

I saw him standing there in my pants

Firestarter in my pants
Breathe in my pants

Dancing on the ceiling in my pants

Protection in my pants

Like a motorway in my pants

Keep the fire burning in my pants

Running up that hill in my pants

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

Love Machine In My Pants

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

Some Girls In My Pants
White Riot In My Pants
In Every Dream Home A Heartache In My Pants

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

Ain't no sunshine in my pants
Isn't she lovely in my pants
I just called to say I love you in my pants
There's a ghost in my house in my pants

― Braces Tower, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

Push It in my pants
U Got The Love in my pants
Never Forget in my pants

― Nick H (Nick H), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

Da Funk In My Pants

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

Where's Me Jumper In My Pants

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

It's much more fun to substitute "arse" for either "heart" or "eyes" in song titles.

Don't Go Breaking My Arse - Dame Elton
Arse Of Glass - Blondie
I Just Don't Have The Arse - Cliff Richard
The Man With The Child... yeah, you finish it.

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree in my pants!

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

Girls Allowed in my pants
If I can use whole bands, Men At Work in my pants.

― Nick H (Nick H), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

I bet that you look good on the dancefloor in my pants.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

Amnesty International Report on British Army Torture of Irish Prisoners In My Pants

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:40 (twenty years ago)

Do you want to, in my pants?

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)

You're beautiful in my pants.

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:45 (twenty years ago)

Danger (High Voltage) in my pants
Wannabe in my pants

― Nick H (Nick H), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:45 (twenty years ago)

Push the button in my pants.

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:45 (twenty years ago)

I'll stand by you in my pants.

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

Heaven is a place on earth in my pants.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going in my pants.

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)

You came in my pants.

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

Music sounds better with you in my pants
Farewell is a lonely sound in my pants
Things can only get better in my pants
Nothing ever happens in my pants
Place your hands in my pants

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

Atrocity Exhibition In My Pants

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 11:19 (twenty years ago)

Lose Control in my pants
Hit Me in my pants
Fuck The Pain Away in my pants
Imagine in my pants
God Show Me Magic in my pants
Smells Like Teen Spirit in my pants

― Nick H (Nick H), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

Okay, I'll be the first to nominate the old West Side Story tune...

Something's Coming in My Pants

Also...
Pants in My Pants (Randy Newman)

― avery keen-gardner (avery keen-gardner), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

Adam and the Ants ...

― blunt (blunt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

What's going on in my pants
Causing a commotion in my pants
Getting mighty crowded in my pants
There's a riot goin' on in my pants

Mercy mercy me (the ecology in my pants)
Yellow in my pants

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

Push the Button In My Pants

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

It's Oh So Quiet in my pants
Sweat in my pants
Where Do You Go in my pants
You Shook Me All Night Long in my pants

― Nick H (Nick H), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

I Want the One I Can't Have In My Pants
Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want In My Pants
The Queen Is Dead In My Pants
Making Flippy Floppy In My Pants
Stand Inside Your Love In My Pants
Riders on the Storm In My Pants
If You Wanna Be Happy In My Pants

Not really the title, but
Why Are There So Many Songs About Rainbows In My Pants?

― Beating a Dead Horse, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

touched by the hand of God in my pants
meet me in the morning in my pants
things that scare me in my pants
some girls in my pants

― Jack L., Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

Bad Brains - "Pay to Cum in my Pants"

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

Pet sounds in my pants

Unknown pleasures in my pants

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

"Ascension Day in My Pants" (tee hee)
"We Are All Prostitutes in My Pants"
"At Home He's a Tourist in My Pants"
"Three Girl Rhumba in My Pants"
"Scum in My Pants"
"A Whole Wide World Ahead in My Pants"
"The Anal Staircase in My Pants"

Joy Division has some of the best, in my opinion.

"Disorder in My Pants"
"She's Lost Control in My Pants"
"Atrocity Exhibition in My Pants"
"Colony in My Pants"

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Public Enemy seems to work real well for this.

Fight the Power in My Pants
Night of the Living Baseheads in My Pants
How to Kill a Radio Consultant in My Pants
911 is a Joke in My Pants
Sophisticated Bitch in My Pants
Too Much Posse in My Pants
Miuziweghsatoninmypants

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

Entertainment in My Pants

1. Ether in My Pants
2. Natural's Not In It in My Pants
3. Not Great Men in My Pants
4. Damaged Goods in My Pants
5. Return the Gift in My Pants
6. Guns Before Butter in My Pants
7. I Found that Essence Rare in My Pants
8. Glass in My Pants
9. Contract in My Pants
10. At Home He's A Tourist in My Pants
11. 5-45 in My Pants
12. Anthrax in My Pants

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

I WIN!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

I always thought this game was infinitely more rewarding when using album titles instead of song titles.

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

Mogwai wins!

Come On Die Young in my pants
Kicking A Dead Pig in my pants
Young Team in my pants
Rock Action in my pants
Ten Rapid in my pants

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

oh, and

Happy Music For Happy People in my pants

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

Side 1
"See no evil in my pants"
"Venus in my pants"
"Friction in my pants"
"Marquee Moon in my pants

Side 2.
"Elevation in my pants"
"Guiding Light in my pants"
"Prove it in my pants"
"Torn Curtain in my pants"

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

Side 1.
Glory in my pants
Days in my pants
Foxhole in my pants
Careful in my pants
Carried Away in my pants

Side 2.
The Fire in my pants
Ain't That Nothin' in my pants
The Dream's Dream in my ......

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

yeah stan M is right, Mogwai!

1. Haunted By A Freak in my pants
2. Moses? I Amn't in my pants
3. Kids Will Be Skeletons in my pants
4. Killing All The Files in my pants
5. Boring Machines Disturb Sleep in my pants
6. Ratts Of The Capital in my pants
7. Golden Porche in my pants
8. I Know You Are But What Am I in my pants?
9. Stop Coming To My house in my pants

― Particle Ranger (particle ranger), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Side 1
1. Giant Steps in My Pants
2. Cousin Mary in My Pants
3. Countdown in My Pants
4. Spiral in My Pants

Side 2
5. Syeeda's Song Flute in My Pants
6. Naima in My Pants
7. Mr. P.C. in My Pants

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

1. It's Time To Party In My Pants
2. Party Hard In My Pants
3. Girls Own Love In My Pants
4. Ready To Die In My Pants
5. Take It Off In My Pants
6. I Love NYC In My Pants
7. She Is Beautiful In My Pants
8. Party Til You Puke In My Pants
9. Fun Night In My Pants
10. Got To Do It In My Pants
11. I Get Wet In My Pants
12. Don't Stop Living In The Red In My Pants

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

By All Means Neccesary in My Pants

1. My Philosophy in My Pants
2. Ya Slippin' in My Pants
3. Stop The Violence in My Pants
4. Illegal Business in My Pants
5. Nervous in My Pants
6. I'm Still #1 in My Pants
7. Part Time Suckers in My Pants
8. Jimmy in My Pants
9. T' Cha-T' Cha in My Pants

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

Lonely Woman in My Pants
Eventually in My Pants
Peace in My Pants
Focus On Sanity in My Pants
Congeniality in My Pants
Chronology in My Pants

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

4'33" in my pants

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Father Cannot Yell in My Pants

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

Never Mind The Bollocks In My Pants

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Leave a light on in my pants
Walk on water in my pants
I'd rather go blind in my pants
I'd rather jack in my pants

Candy in my pants
Milkshake in my pants
Chewing gum in my pants
Tequila in my pants

― vinegar (Koens), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Garbage - 'Garbage In My Pants'

1. Supervixen In My Pants
2. Queer In My Pants
3. Only Happy When It Rains In My Pants
4. As Heaven Is Wide In My Pants
5. Not My Idea In My Pants
6. A Stroke Of Luck In My Pants
7. Vow In My Pants
8. Stupid Girl In My Pants
9. Dog New Tricks In My Pants
10. My Lover's Box In My Pants
11. Fix Me Now In My Pants
12. Milk In My Pants

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 20 October 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

The tracklisting of "Derek and Clive Come Again in my pants" to thread.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 20 October 2005 08:07 (twenty years ago)

Kill 'em All in my pants
Ride The Lightning in my pants
Master Of Puppets in my pants
...And Justice For All in my pants
The Black Album in my pants ok, maybe not this one
Load in my pants
Reload in my pants
Garage Inc. in my pants
S & M in my pants
St. Anger in my pants
Some Kind Of Monster in my pants

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

I wanna hold your hand in my pants.

― DZ, Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

This Nation's Saving Grace in my pants

― Dr Benway (dr benway), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

nirvana pwns this thread.

"come as you are in my pants"
"smells like teen spirit in my pants"
"scentless apprentice in my pants"
"frances farmer will have her revenge on seattle in my pants"
"rape me in my pants"
"about a girl in my pants"
"tourette's in my pants"
"aneurysm in my pants"
"serve the servants in my pants"
"floyd the barber in my pants"
"big cheese in my pants"

...and so on.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

Smoke on the Water in My Pants.

White Man in Hammersmith Palais in My Pants.

Take the A Train in My Pants.

Sophisticated Lady in My Pants.

The Last of the Famous International Playboys in My Pants.

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Mostly, this is not an especially funny concept.

But then I thought of "Do They Know It's Christmas In My Pants?" and giggled.

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

I Wanna Hold Your Hand In My Pants

― darin (darin), Thursday, 20 October 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

KWS - Please Don't Go In My Pants
The Smiths - I Started Something I Couldn't Finish In My Pants
Neil Diamond - Beautiful Noise In My Pants
REM - Find The River In My Pants
The Stranglers - Golden Brown In My Pants
Squeeze - Up The Junction In My Pants
Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers - Islands In The Stream In My Pants
FGTH - Welcome To The Pleasuredome In My Pants
Elvis Costello - Accidents Will Happen In My Pants

Yes, I have been down the pub.

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Thursday, 20 October 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

I thought this would be the thread where we made jokes about Cash Money superstar Juvenile...

Back That Ass Up In My Pants

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 20 October 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

Les Rythmes Digitales - (Hey You) What's That Sound In My Pants?

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

Strange Fruit in my pants

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

sparks - angst in my pants in my pants

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)

oops i did it again in my pants

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

that thing you do in my pants

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

britain is shit in my pants

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

Can you feel it in my pants?

(Word is, michael removes in my pants before recording his songs anyway)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

I said never again (but here we are) in my pants

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

I prefer trousers

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chronicmagazine.com/uploaded_images/1098490822_juvenile-blue-wall-avirex-jacket-press-uni.jpg

So what's the deal with airplane food?

― adam (adam), Friday, 21 October 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

He's got the whole world in his hands in my pants.

now, let that be and end to it.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

To get completely recursive, Fred Schneider - "Monster In My Pants In my Pants."

― monkeybutler, Friday, 21 October 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

Black Flag - In My Head In My Pants

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

CVB - Life is Grand in My Pants

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

Crunk Juice in my pants

― Nick H (Nick H), Friday, 21 October 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight And He'll Win The Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters The Ring There's No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land And If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right In My Pants.

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

it's sun in my pants

― anon fan 1, Friday, 21 October 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Teenage Riot in My Pants.

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Squirrel & G-Man Twenty Four Hour Part People Carnt Smile (White Out) in my pants

White Lines in my pants

― Nick H (Nick H), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

BDN -- Obsessis

Intercourse (Now Is The Time In My Pants)
Hipp Hipp Hurray (I Will Kill You Today In My Pants)
A B C D (Learn A Lesson In My Pants)
Obsessis (For Me In My Pants)
I Can't Get No Sadistfaction (Oh, How I Try In My Pants)
You Got Sperm On Your Jacket (I Know 'Cause It's Mine In My Pants)
In Circles (Psycho Circles In My Pants)
Featuring (Deutsch Nepal In My Pants)
Mothers And Daughters (You Need It In My Pants)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

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