The silliest black metal band names

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My favourite is Ice Cunt.

― Lemmy Lemmings, Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

James Blunt.

― Nöödle Vägue (noodle vague), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Impaled Northern Moonforest?

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

Definitely the BRITISH (may I add) band Anaal Nathraak (or however they spell it). Great band - risible name.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

i just hate trying to spell that name mostly.
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

also... all the black metal/metalcore/hardcore whatever band names that are phrases... "as i lay bleeding"... "rotting in your arms"... "fall with me"... "our bloody romance"... "last stand of our glances"... "we bleed armies"

they all run together. and they're so melodramatic... closet goths!
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Living Color

― Impaled Northern Moonforest, Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

If I had a black metal band I would call it "Jazz Hands"

― Gee, You Knit? (mookie wilson), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Goblin Cock

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

Bathtub Shitter. Also best.

― George the Animal Steele, Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mz.art.pl/gigs/ei_urgehal_2.jpg

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

in the category: band names that are phrases: My Dying Bride

― Eva van Rein (Gaia1981), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

"Not All Of Us Can See"

― autovac (autovac), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to publicly announce that I have a grip on the differences between Bury Your Dead, Between the Buried and Me, As I Lay Dying, Dead to Fall, It Dies Today, All That Remains, A Life Once Lost, From Autumn to Ashes and Every Time I Die. Thank you.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Grimfist. Thread over.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

Dimmu Burger. Or is that Borgir?

― Tony Bleach, Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

I would like to name a metal band Torben Ulrich.

― moley (moley), Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

mythological cold towers
krimparturr burzum'shi-hai
bazzah (sounds like some brit's nickname)
mistiggo vargoth darkestra
jesus anal penetration
goat penis/goat semen/goat sodomy
sadogoat
rehtaf ruo

honorable mention for the french "legions noire" bands:
vermyapre kommando, benoritvezorkre, seviss, mougoutre, moëvöt, susvourtre, vzaervbtre, vagézaryavtre, dlvarv, etc...

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Thursday, 20 October 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

Mayhemic Truth deserves a mention. It's like calling your band The Beatlesque Truth or something.

― moley (moley), Thursday, 20 October 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

Borknagar

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/doglatin/borkborkborknagar.jpg

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 20 October 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

haha! the swedish chef! that is pretty dang silly.
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

Naglfar

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Weakling

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

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