POO: Albums in Your Collection Whose Cover Art, if spotted on your coffee table by your In-Laws/Significant Other's Parents, would completely Chill any semblance of Good Cheer and give them Rather Se

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http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005EBUH.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 October 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 October 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

1. the Current 93 picture disc with the penis on it
2. Hermann Nitsch LP cover of a woman with blood all over her face
3. Crass' "Penis Envy" cover of a blow-up doll
4. Throbbing Gristle "corpse cover" version of 20 Jazz Funk Greats
5. any number of Diamanada Galas albums
6. Armand Schaubroeck's "Ratfucker" LP (artist's rendition of rat skewered with switchblade)
7. Royal Trux "Sweet Sixteen" CD. Ewww.
8. Poison 13 LP with name of band slashed on bleeding chest
9. Coil "Anal Staircase" 12"
10. gotta be Nitsch again for that 8-CD boxset thing with a bloody circle of people on the front and a blindfolded guy drinking blood on the back.

(can't post images, for better or worse on this thread)

― sleeve (sleeve), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

POO = pick only one.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

oops, sorry. got carried away there. gotta be the first one.

― sleeve (sleeve), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

There was only one small jpg of this one on the internets:

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

Trying again!

http://www.bomp.com/Images/200047.gif

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

My dad pulled a Fucking Champs CD off one of my shelves once.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.shef.ac.uk/~ps/efi/labels/paradigm/para06.jpg

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000040OBS.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

i can't stop w/ one:

http://image.com.com/mp3/images/cover/200/dre000/e042/e04297cdmsg.jpg

http://www.gutsofdarkness.com/pochettes/523_3181.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

Oops, sorry. I missed the "POO" in the thread title. Suicide is not that embarassing anyway. Anal Magic always makes my cringe for the title alone, so that's my POO.

xpost

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

makes "ME" cringe. Go ahead. Make my cringe.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

Probably something by Brighter Death Now:

http://www.mistermoonlight.be/dyn/hoes/4297.jpg

It's tough to see from the jpg, but it shows a disemboweled man lying on a table in the morgue.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.discogs.com/image/R-97400-001.jpg

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

waste sausage

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

Coil's "Scatology," mainly because of the prominence of the title.

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Friday, 21 October 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

"Been Caught Buttering" by Pungent Stench

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Friday, 21 October 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.whatzup.com/Graphics/cdfrank_zappajoes.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 21 October 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

Nothing Shocking BY Jane's Addiction, of course

― bsj30 (bsj30), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.progressiverock-online.com/copertine/SOFT-MACHINE(3).jpg

― carly (carly), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

sorry,
http://valedictory.chez.tiscali.fr/softmachinevol2.gif

― carly (carly), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

The Electric Eels - God Says Fuck You
or
Boss Hog - Drinkin, Letchin, & Lyin

My dad once wanted to have a talk to me about the Pavement 7" "Demolition Plot J7" - he thought it was some political manifesto that encouraged violence against the state.

― TRG (TRG), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

There's always Xiu Xiu "A Promise."
Maybe "Country Life" as well. When my girlfriend's parents visited, out of the corner of my eye I saw it lying on top of a pile of cds. I made sure to turn it over.

― Jam (1020am), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

one day when i was was about 17, this caused my mother's early morning sunny mood to turn to sour quickly.

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f589/f58936eef61.jpg

― my name is john. i reside in chicago. (frankE), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

HA! My mother also saw my Big Black - it was in the front of my LP pile. A fews hour later I couldn't find it - she'd slipped it into the back. I confronted her about it.

― TRG (TRG), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.heavyharmonies.com/cdcovers/U/UNCLESAM_HOH.JPG
(Or, more precisely, the original uncensored version sansg-string.)

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

The only one that comes close in my collection is this:
http://torrentazos.com/caratulas/2/cocorosie.jpg

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

[img]http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0006213OY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img]

― ninethreefive, Friday, 21 October 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

"sans g-string", that is.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

HOT POOP!!!! HOT POOP!!!
http://www.lysergia.com/AcidArchives/HotPoop_frBk.jpg

― jack dee, Friday, 21 October 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Did Stevo ever pay up I wonder...

http://mitglied.lycos.de/ziczac007/glitterfront.jpg

― mzui (mzui), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

anything in the realm of disco or exotica. anything from charro. but i choose this for the image:

http://www.teenbeat.net/images/items/133l.gif

― Dan Gr (certain), Friday, 21 October 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

What in blazes is going on in the Hot Poop cover? And there's a chick-with-dick on it, no less!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3819/351/320/DSCN08281.jpg

I had a girlfriend that made me get rid of this 1983 SST comp with the Pettibone cover.

― tee_pee (tee pee), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

The Scorpion's Virgin Killer seems like an obvious answer.

― darin (darin), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.discogs.com/image/R-475421-1119107365.jpg

― login name (fandango), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Throbbing Gristle "corpse cover" version of 20 Jazz Funk Greats

Anyone have an image of this? I had no idea there was a different cover...

― telephone thing, Friday, 21 October 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

My dad had some questions about this album cover when I was a teen:

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000000F80.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Friday, 21 October 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.brainwashed.com/common/images/covers/fet2005.jpg

― rw, Friday, 21 October 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

I'd be a little concerned if there was someone on here who actually owned the original Virgin Killer.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 21 October 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

holy crap, are there two versions of that 20 Jazz Funk Greats? there's no way i couldn't have noticed the dead naked chick

― Burger abortion i don't ask it i demand it!!!! (jaxon), Friday, 21 October 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE DEAD NAKED CHICKS

― Burger abortion i don't ask it i demand it!!!! (jaxon), Friday, 21 October 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Yeah there's a version without the CORPSE.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 21 October 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

I remember when all it took was http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00000G6PJ.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 21 October 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sickamongthepure.com/files/data/albums/diamandagalas_plaguemass_lg.gif

― Jena (JenaP), Friday, 21 October 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.rocklab.it/image/cover/big/unsane_totaldestruction.gif

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Friday, 21 October 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rocklab.it/image/cover/big/unsane_totaldestruction.gif

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Friday, 21 October 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

holy crap, are there two versions of that 20 Jazz Funk Greats? there's no way i couldn't have noticed the dead naked chick

That's a guy, if I'm not mistaken (witness the willie).

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 October 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

Yeah "Witness the Willie" is another one I always hide when the inlaws come over.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Saturday, 22 October 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.interpunk.com/itemimages2/1596.jpg

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 22 October 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000277JJ.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I actually had a hard time explaining this to my step-father back in the day.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

http://img.epinions.com/images/newworld/1954/115378-music-resized200.JPG

i guess i'd just have to play them the whole doom collection after they saw it. then they'd realize how odd the whole thing is.

― burna (burna), Saturday, 22 October 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009POI4A.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

not so much the image itself, but I have a large cardboard poster of it in my room (thanks again, Jess!) and its possible they'll assume my proclivities are rather shady.

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 22 October 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

This is the one for me:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drg200/g238/g23814tro6c.jpg

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Saturday, 22 October 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

R.Kelly....at Hanging Rock!

x-post

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 October 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

cher...horrific

― phantoma, Saturday, 22 October 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.importantrecords.com/images/content/distributed/magikmarkers.jpg

― phantoma, Saturday, 22 October 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

Steve

Can you tell me more about the Nitsch 8 cd set? Like is it in print, etc

― anthony, Saturday, 22 October 2005 07:23 (twenty years ago)

Teeny wins. I hope your (impending) child is proud of you.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Saturday, 22 October 2005 07:57 (twenty years ago)

Speaking of "POO"

I don't actually own this one:
http://www.groundzero-brooklyn.com/ton/pictures/uranus.jpg

So i'll have to go with:
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000C83YJ.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 22 October 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

type o negative = the secret influence for goatse.cx?

re throbbing gristle: i also didn't know that there was a dead naked chick cover for "20 jazz funk greats." and am i the only one who thinks that genesis p. orridge looks like a dead ringer for tony montana on that cover?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 22 October 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

On my copy of the TG disc:

= Front Cover
and the pic with the corpse is the back cover.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 22 October 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

genesis still looks like tony montana, on both the front AND back covers.

oh yeah, here's another (we could fill this one up w/ anal cunt album covers):

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drd800/d839/d83978b0509.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 22 October 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000003BHD.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 23 October 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ktelclassics.com/albumspix/mp.jpg

― ken taylrr never her (ken taylrr), Sunday, 23 October 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

"I actually had a hard time explaining [Adam & The Ants - Prince Charming] to my step-father back in the day."

My mate N* speaks of a conversation with his step-father that went from bewildering to thoroughly embarrassing (when he eventually realised what it was that the poor guy was trying to alude to) after bringing home this as a young man....

http://www.chez.com/cae/albums/0302.jpg

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Sunday, 23 October 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

The image didn't come through, Stew.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 23 October 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

It's come through for me - but it's The man Who Sold The World

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Sunday, 23 October 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000008F9L.03._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 October 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Which reminds me.... http://www.musicmatic.de/S/Slits__1a.jpg

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Sunday, 23 October 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

A single rather than an album, but I don't think having this on my T-shirt the first time I met C*'s mother in 1977 did anything to endear me to her....

http://shotbybothsides.com/oa_cover.jpg

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Sunday, 23 October 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Big Black's bodybag edition of Headache takes the cake for me. Tho I sold my copy many years ago...

Front cover
http://www.dangpow.com/~landed/bigblack/images/bigblack.album.covers/heda.jpg
Back
http://www.dangpow.com/~landed/bigblack/images/bigblack.album.covers/hedtog.jpg

― Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 24 October 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

Damn, can never figure out those goddamned image tags on this board...

― Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 24 October 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

http://image.com.com/mp3/images/cover/200/drc500/c531/c531950i55k.jpg

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Monday, 24 October 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

jeff at vinyl destination in burlington used to have a great wall of smutty album covers which mostly included at least some form of female nipple. of course other juicyness was excepted too. too bad he closed.

the guys on the cover of hot poop are shooting up, and then flashing their transposed organs. glorious.

here's one that's honestly pretty revolting: http://www.brennus-music.com/boutique/images/cain_apoundofflesh.gif

― jack dee, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

"Steve

Can you tell me more about the Nitsch 8 cd set? Like is it in print, etc

-- anthony (anthony.easto...), October 22nd, 2005."

I doubt it's in print, check the Cortical Foundation's website.

-S

― sleeve (sleeve), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

That blind faith album "Blind Faith", the one where the photographer drove around until he found a twelve year old he could convince to take her top off.

― Macro_Voyeur, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

That blind faith album "Blind Faith", the one where the photographer drove around until he found a twelve year old he could convince to take her top off.
-- Macro_Voyeur (Macr...), October 25th, 2005.

Every time I see that album cover, I'm like "What the frig?" It's not like it's some little indie release no one ever saw. How did they get away with that one?

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drg800/g842/g84237xtnhs.jpg
Not too shocking perhaps. Horrible record anyway.
Also this
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f594/f59401bl5wo.jpg
has curiously made people utter bizarre comments.

― Nutmeg (Nutmeg), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

My sister-in-law, who's a bit on the devout side, had a very hard time with this...

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000000HSH.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

..which, of course, made me love it all the more.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.liarsliarsliars.com/hotboyz/LiarsUnCensored.jpg

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Saturday, 26 November 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

http://idealcopy.american-data.net//Merchant2/graphics/00000001/large/MUButtholeSurfers-ButtholeSurfersEPLivePCPPEP.jpg

― chad (chad), Saturday, 26 November 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

can't believe no-one posted this one:

http://thesentinelsoftime.club.fr/Images/Christian%20Death%20Sex%20&%20drugs%20&%20Jesus%20Christ.jpg

― Eisbär (Eisbaer), Saturday, 20 December 2008 07:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6245/3a44aa2b90346d1213e884dxz7.jpg

― scott seward, Saturday, 20 December 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

well, ya know, no end to metal covers, but that one is a recent fave...

― scott seward, Saturday, 20 December 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

I'd guess these days that simple possession of the 1979 calendar inserted in the Throbbing Gristle D.O.A. LP, or even the pics of the girl on the cover would be illegal, never mind actually posting it.

― ellaguru, Saturday, 20 December 2008 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sabadabada.com/IMG_3920.JPG

― caek, Saturday, 20 December 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

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