Where should I hide my drugs?

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The police might come a knocking and want to search the house so I guess I'd best figure out where to hide them.

― Good Dog (Good Dog), Monday, 24 October 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

This should be on ILE.

I am completely sober.

― Good Dog (Good Dog), Monday, 24 October 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

my house

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 24 October 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

goatse.jpg

― Frogm@n Henry, Monday, 24 October 2005 07:07 (twenty years ago)

Inside a lighthouse family CD box. Who'd look there?

(legal disclaimer: That's where my CD of "Urban Hymns" got put, for once I was able to say "You're not going to accuse ME of putting it there now are you?)

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 24 October 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

Underneath a fake plaster cast on your arm.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Monday, 24 October 2005 08:16 (twenty years ago)

UP YER BUM

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Monday, 24 October 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

UP YER BUM

I WAS GOING TO POST THAT

YOU BEAT ME TO IT

HOW DARE YOU

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 24 October 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

behind a photo of the dishwasher who went away to rehab.

― ban american, Monday, 24 October 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

somewhere not in your house

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 24 October 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

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― viborgu, Monday, 24 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Has the threadstarter made bail yet?

― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 24 October 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

I thought this thread was going to be an Onion infographic: "Where Are We Hiding Our Drugs?"

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 24 October 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

I hid sheets of stuff between the plastic thing in jewl cases that holds the cd and the back artwork paper.

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 24 October 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

I used to hide them in my clock.

― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 24 October 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

NOT in the stuffed beaver on the dashboard. A friend lost his car that way.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 24 October 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

On the roof of your building somewhere very out of the way. Wear gloves so there are no fingerprints on the container/plastic bag.

― Thank me later, Monday, 24 October 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

AZ : hotel ceiling
Das EFX : up in some tennis balls
Lil' Wayne's ladyfriend : um, anus

― jcartledge (jcartledge), Monday, 24 October 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

see, that's about music.

― jcartledge (jcartledge), Monday, 24 October 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

mouth/nose/lungs

― amon (eman), Monday, 24 October 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

/veins

― amon (eman), Monday, 24 October 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

In the smoke detectorb. Doggie can't sniff that high.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

Wrap them in ham. Dog will get hit for fucking up. That way you get free comedy!

― Jacob (Jacob), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Neighbor's yard.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

between the plastic thing in jewl cases that holds the cd and the back artwork paper.

I was once stopped for a random search at the airport in Denver, and they actually took apart my CD cases looking for paraphernalia. Good thing I don't travel like that.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

consume them

― mentalist (mentalist), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

cut out books and empty beer cans

― kjdasjdlkjdas aljdsklkjdsa, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

I was once stopped for a random search at the airport in Denver, and they actually took apart my CD cases looking for paraphernalia. Good thing I don't travel like that.
-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...) (webmail), October 24th, 2005 9:52 PM. (Joseph McCombs) (later) (link)

If you have awesome enough cds they won't be able to tell the difference

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:55 (twenty years ago)

Quick. Sell them before they get round!

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

I think 2001: A Space Odyssey is Roman Polanski's best movie.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

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