I found out why Weezer's new album sucks.

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So who's gonna get a hooker for him?

― Voodoo Child, Friday, 28 October 2005 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link

"I'm tired of my groupie fuck farm and so that's why I'm going back to Harvard."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 October 2005 04:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Were he not in the band, he'd still be trying celibacy....only not by choice.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 28 October 2005 06:18 (eighteen years ago) link

when's he start the vow of musical celibacy?

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Friday, 28 October 2005 06:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Also it's because Weezer plays on it.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Friday, 28 October 2005 06:37 (eighteen years ago) link

he sucks because he doesn't give a fuck.

― adrián ruiz (sagan), Friday, 28 October 2005 06:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, celebacy is the key to good music.

Ask Led Zeppelin...

― Elvis is Dead, Friday, 28 October 2005 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

So he doesn't consider cybersexxx with Japanese groupies as sex?

celebacy

Is this "celeb-rating celibacy?"

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Friday, 28 October 2005 10:41 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5067412,00.jpg

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Friday, 28 October 2005 11:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Didn't he already DO this? And, like, go back to college? Right before the Green album?

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Friday, 28 October 2005 11:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, he's "Tired of Sex," you know?

Rivers left Harvard just shy of finishing his degree. For what it's worth he told me that, yes, he did put his MTV Viewer's Choice Award on his application. MTV award on application=classic.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Friday, 28 October 2005 12:54 (eighteen years ago) link

WE ARE ALL IN LOVE YEAH

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 28 October 2005 13:06 (eighteen years ago) link

"Listen to 'Make Believe' and compare it to the previous album, 'Maladroit'. I know I can hear a difference in my singing. My voice just sounds much more sensitive and dynamic now. I also notice a difference in the lyrics. I'm much more open and communicative about my emotions now."

Why does Cuomo always sound like a Scientologist without the actual Scientology part? He's an Ayn Randian "objectivist," I guess... Blech.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 28 October 2005 13:07 (eighteen years ago) link

if he said he was a Scientologist, i wouldn't be suprised based on his 'music' these days...

matt sharp should track him down and shoot off his knee caps!!!

then rivers could have something to sing about again...

― eedd, Friday, 28 October 2005 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

God damn those half-Japanese girls. They'll do it to you every time, eh Rivers?

I think that the Fountains of Wayne have just stolen his mojo.

― js (honestengine), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

http://myspace-439.vo.llnwd.net/00274/93/41/274341439_l.jpg

WEEZER = PWNT

― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Friday, 28 October 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

How many people here heard weezer and found out about the rentals after they liked weezer??? that's what I thought.

― ElScorcho, Thursday, 17 November 2005 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

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