I sure do hate to put down an entire genre because that really does appear (even to me) to be the actions of a narrow-minded BORE, but I'm sorry to say every damn thing I've ever checked out was nowhere near as mind-melting or awe-inspiring as it was made out to be by someone.
When I stop and take a mental run-down of the sorts of people who love this shit, I suddenly realize something: they weren't musicians and they WERE posers. And they weren't very interesting. But then there are people like Sonic Youth, Kramer and John Zorn who were among the first to accept and preach of the coming Japanoise boys. Well, I suppose there is some musician/poser overlap to be expected. Why not?
I'm not saying this stuff is not cool and the people who like it are complete assholes or morons. I own plenty of it myself. Really. Now that I think about it, I should make a mental note not to buy any more of this stuff because I really have quite enough of it.
What I am saying is that these people get too much credit for being great, interesting artists and musicians when, in reality, what they should be getting credit for is sticktoitiveness. Maybe you city dwellers had some trouble finding places to jam your little hearts out with your teenage buddies after or during a weekend of ingesting any substance you could get your hands on, but you must believe me when I tell you that this shit is not that creative and it is not that musical. It might be surprising to less "weird" people and, hey, maybe that's YOU. Maybe it appeals to you because you're not that weird. If so, by all means enjoy the fuck out of it. It's great, isn't it?! Doesn't shit like this rock?!?! You should hear it on two hits of acid, then drink a pint of whiskey, smoke a bong and listen to it again when you're coming down. But, if you've already done it, you've already done it. The shit's been done. It's been done, redone, cut-up and reassembled in the studio and sold over and over... and then it was done again by DJs and sold again to rebore you some more if you weren't bored enough the first time.
You know what I want? I want someone to take extremely cool cut-up DJ type drum samples of the heaviest and funkiest slammin' jerky beats and to put some off-beat guitar riffs over that. NOT INDUSTRIAL. NOT LED ZEPPELIN MEETS HIP HOP. Skew it off the beat real fluid and bluesy. Organic guitar-driven rock over a techno-scratched out rhythm section, not tight and boxy like so many other rock-beat fusion attempts. Fill in some of the holes with a REAL bass, not samples. Fluid and changing, not sampled like a broken record. Now bend in, tunnel in, funnel in some of the most twisted and languishing psychedelic guitar solo fx and/or organ that just bulges in waves and crashes like the tide, weaving in and out of everything else effortlessly like a rainbow streamer spiralling through space. You can follow it or get lost in its intensity. Now reel it all back in to a focal point and sing a fucking pop song. Suddenly, as if sucked through a black hole, you're slammed into some of the heaviest, hook-laden rock you've ever heard. This is the tightest band in reality assembled from the infinity of all improbability. You gape dumbstruck, suckerpunched by a cosmic surprise that puts a smile on your face so wide that you are slightly embarrassed to be in the presence of your own stereo system. What a nerd you are compared to this music! When it is over, a sudden sadness overcomes you as you become keenly aware of your own mortality. You never want to die, but up until now, you never really knew you were ALIVE and you wonder how much time you have left as you hit the repeat-play button.
― Nerd Balance, Saturday, 7 January 2006 04:45 (twenty years ago)
― gear (gear), Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:17 (twenty years ago)
― Nerd Balance, Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:22 (twenty years ago)
pigeonholing japanese "noise" artists because you don't like aube, merzbow and masonna or whatever is kinda weird. i mean, are you including like fushitsusha or boredoms or whatever in this analysis? i'd like some more specifics.
― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:38 (twenty years ago)
― Nerd Balance, Saturday, 7 January 2006 06:15 (twenty years ago)
That's because your name is Nerd Balance, and YOU are a poser.
― Mojambo, Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)
― selim savid, Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:41 (twenty years ago)
― Nerd Balance, Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:54 (twenty years ago)
― Good Dog (Good Dog), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)
― Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:59 (twenty years ago)
― Nerd Balance, Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:00 (twenty years ago)
― fandango (fandango), Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)
― Good Dog (Good Dog), Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:44 (twenty years ago)
But to answer the original poster's question: System of a Down. I can't stop hearing the music press and such rave on about how great these guys are. I picked up a copy of their first album on the strength of a friend's recommendation, and I found it to be... well, pedestrian. With really irritating vocals and obnoxious political posturing.
Nothing I've heard since deviates from that one bit.
― vartman (novaheat), Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)
― 2pedestrian (blunt), Saturday, 7 January 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)
― vartman (novaheat), Saturday, 7 January 2006 21:45 (twenty years ago)
well, what are you gonna do? i mean, a lot of those bands aren't very similar, sonically. you're allowed to like whatever records you want! but i don't know how they're ALL pedestrian, since they don't really all sound the same. so i dunno what you mean. i kinda agree that aube-style "loud white noise" can be kind of pedestrian, totally. but someone like boreomds (where is jon williams??) who have done a whole lot of different sounding stuff as a band, i don't understand assessing the whole of their catalog as pedestrian. i think they're a really exciting and engaging group!
― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 8 January 2006 04:40 (twenty years ago)
― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Sunday, 8 January 2006 04:45 (twenty years ago)
― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 8 January 2006 04:47 (twenty years ago)
― vartman (novaheat), Sunday, 8 January 2006 05:32 (twenty years ago)
Btw, they fit perfectly into this thread. I'd also like to add Young Jeezy.
― R. J. Greene, Sunday, 8 January 2006 06:04 (twenty years ago)
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 8 January 2006 09:10 (twenty years ago)
― Yawn (Wintermute), Sunday, 8 January 2006 09:37 (twenty years ago)
-- GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (dr_...), January 8th, 2006.
Anyone with different opinion = troll. Thanks for the tip.
i don't know how they're ALL pedestrian, since they don't really all sound the same.
I didn't say they all sound the same. I was trying to get across my POV that they get so much credit for being original, innovative and (especially) talented musicians, when they're not really doing anything that impressive or innovative. The most impressive thing about them is their perserverence for playing this music.
They are often praised to the detriment of other musicians, since they are frequently invoked as an argument for why x artist is a hack. In my opinion, it's often so much easier to make cool sounds/soundscapes like this than it is to write a decent 3 minute pop song. Isn't this the classic argument against Zappa? Or classic rock, prog, virtuosity "wank," in general? Just because something seems "weird" or "good" to you doesn't make it more interesting or innovative if it's been done in similar permutations before. That's why I used the term "pedestrian," rather than "these bands all sound the same." I'm not a big Zappa fan, but here you have a guy that knows quite a bit about music theory and he can actually sit down and write complex arrangements with a pen and paper. Then, he can play the stuff and hire the right musicians and tweak their live performance with hand signals to get it "just right." Then, he goes in the studio and makes all sorts of miraculous cuts and overdubs anyway. That's a lot of objective skill. On the other hand, you have the Boredoms who seem to rely on their ears and intuition. Can they even read music? Could they play Paganini on guitar? How about just a regular guitar solo? (If guitar solos have been done to death, what of guitar noise? Get some Hendrix bootlegs!) Whether Zappa or Boredoms is more interesting or more enjoyable is purely a matter of taste, but the Boredoms' various styles imply (to me) that these styles evolved from limitation, rather than restraint. So, to hear them praised at the expense of some more skillful musician is a bit like seeing Kurt Cobain on the Rolling Stone's Top 100 Guitarists of All Time.
There are some moments of the Boredoms catalog that I really like, which are definitely exciting and engaging. But some of the basic ideas were not very interesting and were presented way back on Onanami Bomb Meets The Sex Pistols, such as the idea to stop a riff just as you're getting into it or to interject clusters of noise, cacophonous yelling and studio cut-ups. Their later work was much different, but I don't particularly find it that compelling, impressive or innovative. I do like the Boredoms, don't get me wrong. I'm not even a fan of Beck, but I'd say his "Midnight Vultures" album distills the essence of the entire Boredoms catalog (from anal-chaos to sun-bliss) into one really well-crafted package, keeping all of the interesting elements and cutting off all the excess. But the Boredoms are all about excess?! That's what I mean: it's one basic idea and it's not that interesting. They approach this one idea of excess in different ways on each album. In fact, I think Zorn, Fantomas, Gong and AMT do the Boredom's various styles better. That's my opinion and I'm welcome to it. Check out Midnight Vultures on a pair of headphones and don't forget the secret song. It serves a totally different purpose and a different audience, but that doesn't make it any less impressive. And to me, it sounds very much like some of Boredoms best moments.
I'm not sure why I used the examples of Zappa and Beck, since as I said, I am not really much a fan of either. I listened to that Beck album for the first time in ages yesterday and the Zappa comparison just came easily.
But, enough about Japanoise. I was not baiting.
― Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)
― don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Sunday, 8 January 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)
― don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Sunday, 8 January 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)
You're right, that's why I didn't say that. It is also k-lame to let subjective opinions be the sole determinant of quality.
― Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)
― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 8 January 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)
― Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)
if you wanna just talk about talent or technical ability, this becomes a different discussion. but when a big part of your original post is debunking the enjoyability of the boredoms et al, you're mostly courting subjectivity to begin with.
― don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Sunday, 8 January 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)
― Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)
― don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Sunday, 8 January 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)
― don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Sunday, 8 January 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)
Point is: it's not as innovative or creative as its often made out to be and these musicians are not as talented as they are made out to be. Like the title suggests: "Bands/artists that get A LOT of credit, but you think are too pedestrian, really." I think a boatload more people could sound like any Japanoise band than could sound like Eric Clapton, to draw a weird comparison (another fucker I don't even like!).
― Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 19:12 (twenty years ago)
― Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 19:14 (twenty years ago)
― don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Sunday, 8 January 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)
― that guy that posts mean things about bob dylan, Sunday, 8 January 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)
― omg crazy hip-hop beats with geetars wowwy zowwy, Sunday, 8 January 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)
― mexican, Sunday, 8 January 2006 20:57 (twenty years ago)
Is it my fault you can't understand what it means? It's a comparison of all things psychedelic with a specific reference to the Boredomes rebore dj mixes at the end.
Oh, and by the way, Nerd Balance, apparently you want to listen to BUCKETHEAD. You're welcome.
And you're a narrow-minded nitwit with apparently no imagination.
Or, maybe you just need to stop smoking shwag.
Haven't done drugs in umteen years. Much like rehashed noise music, the novelty wears off.
― Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 21:23 (twenty years ago)
― js (honestengine), Monday, 9 January 2006 06:41 (twenty years ago)
― Nerd Balance, Monday, 9 January 2006 07:23 (twenty years ago)
Coldplay is given too much credit by thousands.
Anyway, why should we care about your opinion?
― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 9 January 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)
― otherwise, shut yr gob, Monday, 9 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)
― d'oh, indeed, Monday, 9 January 2006 16:39 (twenty years ago)
― b'angelo, Monday, 9 January 2006 16:43 (twenty years ago)
You shouldn't. Why do you? Next band, please! Japanoise has been covered!
I was actually being serious about Buckethead, dude
Buckethead is not really anything like what I described because there is no pop song element. He just solos over stuff like a madman. I have plenty of Buckethead and I've decided to stop buying it, although the newest one Kaleidoscalp (or whatever) sounds refreshingly like his old rare Island of Lost Minds (still didn't buy it). But, yeah, if you could take Buckethead and make him less one dimensional, get better drum samples, add a lot more spacey holes, cut out 80% of the notes, add electronics and genuine 60s psych sounds (organ?), you MIGHT be getting close. But, a closer approximation would be AMT + DJ Shadow + Queens of The Stone Age. Or something.
are you bill laswell?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004L8D0.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpgNo, but that reminds me... Permutation is closer to what I'm thinking of here than Buckethead. But squish it into several consecutive rock songs that bleed into each other. Thus, you have a bunch of short catchy songs acting as passages in one larger psychedelic soundscape.
― Nerd Balance, Monday, 9 January 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)
a band that is really too pedestrian: animal collective.
― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:44 (twenty years ago)
― Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)
that campfire songs album, though.. thy were doin somethin right, then
― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)
you thought we were coolbut you diden't know we hate youyou thought we were coolfuck off all you fucking faggots
you diden't know we were a bunch of assholesyou thought we were liberal and artyyou tried to act wierd and pretend you were violentwhen i whipped chairs at you, you can off and cried
once you realized we hate people like youyou finally stopped coming to our showsnow there's less faggots, less people with glassesless know it all eggheads, no more jazz fags
― Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Japcore (ex machina), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:50 (twenty years ago)
― Nerd Balance, Monday, 9 January 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)
― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)
Chump. Even Buckethead sells off his Buckethead promos.
― js (honestengine), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)
― nerd Balance, Monday, 9 January 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)