Bands/artists that get A LOT of credit, but you think are too pedestrian, really.

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The Entire Japanoise Genre?

I sure do hate to put down an entire genre because that really does appear (even to me) to be the actions of a narrow-minded BORE, but I'm sorry to say every damn thing I've ever checked out was nowhere near as mind-melting or awe-inspiring as it was made out to be by someone.

When I stop and take a mental run-down of the sorts of people who love this shit, I suddenly realize something: they weren't musicians and they WERE posers. And they weren't very interesting. But then there are people like Sonic Youth, Kramer and John Zorn who were among the first to accept and preach of the coming Japanoise boys. Well, I suppose there is some musician/poser overlap to be expected. Why not?

I'm not saying this stuff is not cool and the people who like it are complete assholes or morons. I own plenty of it myself. Really. Now that I think about it, I should make a mental note not to buy any more of this stuff because I really have quite enough of it.

What I am saying is that these people get too much credit for being great, interesting artists and musicians when, in reality, what they should be getting credit for is sticktoitiveness. Maybe you city dwellers had some trouble finding places to jam your little hearts out with your teenage buddies after or during a weekend of ingesting any substance you could get your hands on, but you must believe me when I tell you that this shit is not that creative and it is not that musical. It might be surprising to less "weird" people and, hey, maybe that's YOU. Maybe it appeals to you because you're not that weird. If so, by all means enjoy the fuck out of it. It's great, isn't it?! Doesn't shit like this rock?!?! You should hear it on two hits of acid, then drink a pint of whiskey, smoke a bong and listen to it again when you're coming down. But, if you've already done it, you've already done it. The shit's been done. It's been done, redone, cut-up and reassembled in the studio and sold over and over... and then it was done again by DJs and sold again to rebore you some more if you weren't bored enough the first time.

You know what I want? I want someone to take extremely cool cut-up DJ type drum samples of the heaviest and funkiest slammin' jerky beats and to put some off-beat guitar riffs over that. NOT INDUSTRIAL. NOT LED ZEPPELIN MEETS HIP HOP. Skew it off the beat real fluid and bluesy. Organic guitar-driven rock over a techno-scratched out rhythm section, not tight and boxy like so many other rock-beat fusion attempts. Fill in some of the holes with a REAL bass, not samples. Fluid and changing, not sampled like a broken record. Now bend in, tunnel in, funnel in some of the most twisted and languishing psychedelic guitar solo fx and/or organ that just bulges in waves and crashes like the tide, weaving in and out of everything else effortlessly like a rainbow streamer spiralling through space. You can follow it or get lost in its intensity. Now reel it all back in to a focal point and sing a fucking pop song. Suddenly, as if sucked through a black hole, you're slammed into some of the heaviest, hook-laden rock you've ever heard. This is the tightest band in reality assembled from the infinity of all improbability. You gape dumbstruck, suckerpunched by a cosmic surprise that puts a smile on your face so wide that you are slightly embarrassed to be in the presence of your own stereo system. What a nerd you are compared to this music! When it is over, a sudden sadness overcomes you as you become keenly aware of your own mortality. You never want to die, but up until now, you never really knew you were ALIVE and you wonder how much time you have left as you hit the repeat-play button.

Nerd Balance, Saturday, 7 January 2006 04:45 (twenty years ago)

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gear (gear), Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Was that album critically acclaimed or something? I could believe Rolling Stone gave it 4 stars if you told me. I guess I just realized critical acclaim really means nothing to me now. Yet, I bet a well-written paragraph could still convince me to spend my money. Damn me!

Nerd Balance, Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:22 (twenty years ago)

sold again to rebore you some more
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pigeonholing japanese "noise" artists because you don't like aube, merzbow and masonna or whatever is kinda weird. i mean, are you including like fushitsusha or boredoms or whatever in this analysis? i'd like some more specifics.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:38 (twenty years ago)

I know it's kind of weird, Special Agent Gene Krupa, but I often feel these musicians are overrated. I'm thinking of AMT, Boredoms, Merzbow, High Rise, Melt Banana and some of the related side projects of these bands. I'm surprised you asked if I'm including Boredoms in this analysis, as they are about the only specific band I actually made reference to in the whole piece. I have not heard Fushitsusha. Are you going to now convince me to spend more of my hard-earned money on this?

Nerd Balance, Saturday, 7 January 2006 06:15 (twenty years ago)

Why don't you just go ahead and make your own "uber-organic-psychadelic-technofunk-rap-rock" then?

That's because your name is Nerd Balance, and YOU are a poser.

Mojambo, Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Vision Creation Newsun by The Boredoms could never be over-rated. I mean, have you ever listened to it?

selim savid, Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I own it and I came to the conclusion that it definitely is overrated! Whenever people say things like you've just said about VCN, I always wonder what the fuck else is in their record collection. But, pretty much anyone who has VCN has a huge collection and lots of weird stuff. I prefer almost any long song by Acid Mothers Temple over VCN.

Nerd Balance, Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Afrirampo were shit though eh?

Good Dog (Good Dog), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Poser? Jesus, what is it, 1985? Clear off and listen to your Motley Crue records.

Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Saturday, 7 January 2006 17:59 (twenty years ago)

I prefer "Cory & the Mandara Suicide Pyramid Action or Gas Satori" off Pop Tatari to the whole of VCN.

Nerd Balance, Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I think Melt-Banana are underrated in their present form...

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

It is odd that educated Westerners like this stuff though. Don't you realize that when Masonna plays in Tokyo like 8 people come along? And 3 of those are gaijin avantgardists.

Good Dog (Good Dog), Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:44 (twenty years ago)

I bought "Teeny Shiny" a few years back, and I didn't get what was supposedly so great about Melt-Banana. Alas, I missed them when they came through town, so perhaps there was something in their live show that would've changed my mind.

But to answer the original poster's question: System of a Down. I can't stop hearing the music press and such rave on about how great these guys are. I picked up a copy of their first album on the strength of a friend's recommendation, and I found it to be... well, pedestrian. With really irritating vocals and obnoxious political posturing.

Nothing I've heard since deviates from that one bit.

vartman (novaheat), Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f2/AbbeyRoad.jpg/250px-AbbeyRoad.jpg

2pedestrian (blunt), Saturday, 7 January 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

*rimshot*

vartman (novaheat), Saturday, 7 January 2006 21:45 (twenty years ago)

a few xposts re: japanese psychedelic "rock" type music..

well, what are you gonna do? i mean, a lot of those bands aren't very similar, sonically. you're allowed to like whatever records you want! but i don't know how they're ALL pedestrian, since they don't really all sound the same. so i dunno what you mean. i kinda agree that aube-style "loud white noise" can be kind of pedestrian, totally. but someone like boreomds (where is jon williams??) who have done a whole lot of different sounding stuff as a band, i don't understand assessing the whole of their catalog as pedestrian. i think they're a really exciting and engaging group!

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 8 January 2006 04:40 (twenty years ago)

do not feed the troll dude

GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Sunday, 8 January 2006 04:45 (twenty years ago)

stoned, bored, nothing better to do.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 8 January 2006 04:47 (twenty years ago)

I found this one mid-1950's Blue Note jazz guitar CD really boring. Therefore, all mid-1950's Blue Note jazz albums are really boring.

vartman (novaheat), Sunday, 8 January 2006 05:32 (twenty years ago)

I found one Coldplay album really boring. Therefore all Coldplay albums are boring..........oh, wait!

Btw, they fit perfectly into this thread. I'd also like to add Young Jeezy.

R. J. Greene, Sunday, 8 January 2006 06:04 (twenty years ago)

THE VERVE

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 8 January 2006 09:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.theunitedstatesofamerica.de/jpg/pop/video/bittersweetsymphony_01.jpg

Yawn (Wintermute), Sunday, 8 January 2006 09:37 (twenty years ago)

do not feed the troll dude

-- GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (dr_...), January 8th, 2006.

Anyone with different opinion = troll. Thanks for the tip.

i don't know how they're ALL pedestrian, since they don't really all sound the same.

I didn't say they all sound the same. I was trying to get across my POV that they get so much credit for being original, innovative and (especially) talented musicians, when they're not really doing anything that impressive or innovative. The most impressive thing about them is their perserverence for playing this music.

They are often praised to the detriment of other musicians, since they are frequently invoked as an argument for why x artist is a hack. In my opinion, it's often so much easier to make cool sounds/soundscapes like this than it is to write a decent 3 minute pop song. Isn't this the classic argument against Zappa? Or classic rock, prog, virtuosity "wank," in general? Just because something seems "weird" or "good" to you doesn't make it more interesting or innovative if it's been done in similar permutations before. That's why I used the term "pedestrian," rather than "these bands all sound the same." I'm not a big Zappa fan, but here you have a guy that knows quite a bit about music theory and he can actually sit down and write complex arrangements with a pen and paper. Then, he can play the stuff and hire the right musicians and tweak their live performance with hand signals to get it "just right." Then, he goes in the studio and makes all sorts of miraculous cuts and overdubs anyway. That's a lot of objective skill. On the other hand, you have the Boredoms who seem to rely on their ears and intuition. Can they even read music? Could they play Paganini on guitar? How about just a regular guitar solo? (If guitar solos have been done to death, what of guitar noise? Get some Hendrix bootlegs!) Whether Zappa or Boredoms is more interesting or more enjoyable is purely a matter of taste, but the Boredoms' various styles imply (to me) that these styles evolved from limitation, rather than restraint. So, to hear them praised at the expense of some more skillful musician is a bit like seeing Kurt Cobain on the Rolling Stone's Top 100 Guitarists of All Time.

There are some moments of the Boredoms catalog that I really like, which are definitely exciting and engaging. But some of the basic ideas were not very interesting and were presented way back on Onanami Bomb Meets The Sex Pistols, such as the idea to stop a riff just as you're getting into it or to interject clusters of noise, cacophonous yelling and studio cut-ups. Their later work was much different, but I don't particularly find it that compelling, impressive or innovative. I do like the Boredoms, don't get me wrong. I'm not even a fan of Beck, but I'd say his "Midnight Vultures" album distills the essence of the entire Boredoms catalog (from anal-chaos to sun-bliss) into one really well-crafted package, keeping all of the interesting elements and cutting off all the excess. But the Boredoms are all about excess?! That's what I mean: it's one basic idea and it's not that interesting. They approach this one idea of excess in different ways on each album. In fact, I think Zorn, Fantomas, Gong and AMT do the Boredom's various styles better. That's my opinion and I'm welcome to it. Check out Midnight Vultures on a pair of headphones and don't forget the secret song. It serves a totally different purpose and a different audience, but that doesn't make it any less impressive. And to me, it sounds very much like some of Boredoms best moments.

I'm not sure why I used the examples of Zappa and Beck, since as I said, I am not really much a fan of either. I listened to that Beck album for the first time in ages yesterday and the Zappa comparison just came easily.

But, enough about Japanoise. I was not baiting.

Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

some of my favorite music of all time has been created out of limitation, not restraint!

don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Sunday, 8 January 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

having technique as the sole determinant of quality is K-LAME

don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Sunday, 8 January 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

having technique as the sole determinant of quality is K-LAME

You're right, that's why I didn't say that. It is also k-lame to let subjective opinions be the sole determinant of quality.

Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)

how else are you supposed to judge entertainment media if not subjectively? do the godz suck cuz they couldn't play they instruments? no. does yngwie malmsteeineneine rule because he can SHRED? no.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 8 January 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)

The term being bandied about was "sole determinant" of quality. Our personal tastes are not the sole determinant of quality, otherwise it would be a really tough call for me to decide who was more talented: Mozart or the Ramones. I like 'em both a hell of a lot.

Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

NB, i think things are good primarily by virtue of being interesting/enjoyable. your definition of interesting/enjoyable is up to you - that's the great part!

if you wanna just talk about talent or technical ability, this becomes a different discussion. but when a big part of your original post is debunking the enjoyability of the boredoms et al, you're mostly courting subjectivity to begin with.

don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Sunday, 8 January 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

I wasn't debunking the enjoyability of Boredoms et al at all! I flat out said I like the stuff!

Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

so what was your point?

don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Sunday, 8 January 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

you just think they get too much credit for technical skill?

don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Sunday, 8 January 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

What's my point? Do some of the work yourself. Communication is a two-way street and I said everything that needed to be said in the original post. Now I'm just repeating myself in different words.

Point is: it's not as innovative or creative as its often made out to be and these musicians are not as talented as they are made out to be. Like the title suggests: "Bands/artists that get A LOT of credit, but you think are too pedestrian, really." I think a boatload more people could sound like any Japanoise band than could sound like Eric Clapton, to draw a weird comparison (another fucker I don't even like!).

Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 19:12 (twenty years ago)

(Not to be rude or anything, but Jesus Christ!)

Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 19:14 (twenty years ago)

look dude, ive read your original post - and i cant understand what this means:

What I am saying is that these people get too much credit for being great, interesting artists and musicians when, in reality, what they should be getting credit for is sticktoitiveness. Maybe you city dwellers had some trouble finding places to jam your little hearts out with your teenage buddies after or during a weekend of ingesting any substance you could get your hands on, but you must believe me when I tell you that this shit is not that creative and it is not that musical. It might be surprising to less "weird" people and, hey, maybe that's YOU. Maybe it appeals to you because you're not that weird. If so, by all means enjoy the fuck out of it. It's great, isn't it?! Doesn't shit like this rock?!?! You should hear it on two hits of acid, then drink a pint of whiskey, smoke a bong and listen to it again when you're coming down. But, if you've already done it, you've already done it. The shit's been done. It's been done, redone, cut-up and reassembled in the studio and sold over and over... and then it was done again by DJs and sold again to rebore you some more if you weren't bored enough the first time.

don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Sunday, 8 January 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

BOB DYLAN...OMG HE CAN RHYME ALL THESE CRAZY WORDS AND SOMETIMES TELLS STORIES WITH THEM! HOW REVOFUCKINGLUTIONERY!

that guy that posts mean things about bob dylan, Sunday, 8 January 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and by the way, Nerd Balance, apparently you want to listen to BUCKETHEAD. You're welcome.

omg crazy hip-hop beats with geetars wowwy zowwy, Sunday, 8 January 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Or, maybe you just need to stop smoking shwag.

mexican, Sunday, 8 January 2006 20:57 (twenty years ago)

look dude, ive read your original post - and i cant understand what this means

Is it my fault you can't understand what it means? It's a comparison of all things psychedelic with a specific reference to the Boredomes rebore dj mixes at the end.

Oh, and by the way, Nerd Balance, apparently you want to listen to BUCKETHEAD. You're welcome.

And you're a narrow-minded nitwit with apparently no imagination.

Or, maybe you just need to stop smoking shwag.

Haven't done drugs in umteen years. Much like rehashed noise music, the novelty wears off.

Nerd Balance, Sunday, 8 January 2006 21:23 (twenty years ago)

I WANT MUSIC THAT WILL MAKE ME TOAST, EGGS AND A DECENT CUP OF TEA! WITH A HIP HOP BEAT! AND BLUESY SAMPLES! AND MAYBE SOME JAM FOR THE TOAST!

js (honestengine), Monday, 9 January 2006 06:41 (twenty years ago)

Is it really that hard to imagine? I can hear it in my head. If I knew how to program drums and had any singing ability, I could create the damn shit myself.

Nerd Balance, Monday, 9 January 2006 07:23 (twenty years ago)

The only people who care about Japanoise are about 20 nerds who likely give too much credit to most of the music they listen to.

Coldplay is given too much credit by thousands.

Anyway, why should we care about your opinion?

GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 9 January 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

I was actually being serious about Buckethead, dude. Try the album Bermuda Triangle, which he did with DJ Disk. Or, actually, try Praxis' Transmutation: Mutatis Mutandis. For fucking serious dude.

otherwise, shut yr gob, Monday, 9 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait, my bad dude, I never read far enough in your original tirade to see that you wanted hooky pop shit. Nevermind! Good luck!

d'oh, indeed, Monday, 9 January 2006 16:39 (twenty years ago)

are you bill laswell?

b'angelo, Monday, 9 January 2006 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, why should we care about your opinion?

You shouldn't. Why do you? Next band, please! Japanoise has been covered!

I was actually being serious about Buckethead, dude

Buckethead is not really anything like what I described because there is no pop song element. He just solos over stuff like a madman. I have plenty of Buckethead and I've decided to stop buying it, although the newest one Kaleidoscalp (or whatever) sounds refreshingly like his old rare Island of Lost Minds (still didn't buy it). But, yeah, if you could take Buckethead and make him less one dimensional, get better drum samples, add a lot more spacey holes, cut out 80% of the notes, add electronics and genuine 60s psych sounds (organ?), you MIGHT be getting close. But, a closer approximation would be AMT + DJ Shadow + Queens of The Stone Age. Or something.

are you bill laswell?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004L8D0.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
No, but that reminds me... Permutation is closer to what I'm thinking of here than Buckethead. But squish it into several consecutive rock songs that bleed into each other. Thus, you have a bunch of short catchy songs acting as passages in one larger psychedelic soundscape.

Nerd Balance, Monday, 9 January 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

can we stop using the term japanoise, please? it doesn't even make sense.

a band that is really too pedestrian: animal collective.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Animal Collective aren't pedestrian enough. They should play about a quarter speed and overdub hundreds of layers until it's just blurry guitar string mush.

Excelsior Syndrum (noodle vague), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

animal collective: boring retread of incredible string band/tyrannosaurus rex style whimsy and the long tracks on kaleidoscope's "beacon from mars."

that campfire songs album, though.. thy were doin somethin right, then

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

we just wanted to sound like shit
but you thought we were avant garde
you thought we went to art school
but we worked at gas stations

you thought we were cool
but you diden't know we hate you
you thought we were cool
fuck off all you fucking faggots

you diden't know we were a bunch of assholes
you thought we were liberal and arty
you tried to act wierd and pretend you were violent
when i whipped chairs at you, you can off and cried

you thought we were cool
but you diden't know we hate you
you thought we were cool
fuck off all you fucking faggots

once you realized we hate people like you
you finally stopped coming to our shows
now there's less faggots, less people with glasses
less know it all eggheads, no more jazz fags

you thought we were cool
but you diden't know we hate you
you thought we were cool
fuck off all you fucking faggots

Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Japcore (ex machina), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:50 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, I thought that's what people called it. Anything experimental from Japan. Just "noise" at Kim's. I thought it was a stupid term myself.

Nerd Balance, Monday, 9 January 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)

mr. kim is a jerk.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

"I have plenty of Buckethead"

Chump. Even Buckethead sells off his Buckethead promos.

js (honestengine), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

What? More narrow-minded nitwitsy?

nerd Balance, Monday, 9 January 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)


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