http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/0604,romano,71924,15.html
Fly Life Don't Stop Two unlikely DJs, Womanmaker and Fancypants, spin hip-hop at the unlikeliest venue Paul Banks and Alex Moreno flash signs.photo: Tricia Romano
by Tricia Romano You probably wouldn't think to seek a hip-hop education from a member of Interpol, but you'd be smart if you did. Lead singer Paul Banks is a true aficionado, as anyone who's been going to his and Alex Moreno's weekly Wednesday-night Deuce Deuce at the Dark Room can attest. They might love the genre, but their DJ names are not very—shall we say—hip-hop appropriate: Moreno's nom de disc is Womanmaker,and Banks's is, erm, Fancy pants. I told the boys that I am certifiably hip-hop retarded and apologized that I wouldn't recognize any songs but the most obvious. "This is 2 Live Crew," said Banks, whose all-time fave is Slick Rick, and helpfully pointed out Wu-Tang and Trick Daddy records. (Yes, I am really that bad.) Moreno cheerily added, "This is the only night where you won't hear Franz Ferdinand at this bar!" Later he played songs that can only be described as Junior High School Dance Soundtrack, 1991: Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It," Bell Biv Devoe's "Poison," and Naughty by Nature's "O.P.P."
Banks can sing in front of thousands of people and not bat an eye, but when he spins for a few hundred at a neighborhood bar, he's a bundle of nerves. He kept apologizing for the sound system and the lack of people dancing: "Usually we have the dancefloor going." But it was still early, and by 3 a.m. the floor was filled with dancing queens (the female kind).
The venue was also filled with downtown celebs: Har Mar Superstar wearing a fuzzy argyle sweater, musician Ezra Reich, Lit co-owner Max Brennan, comic David Cross. Miss Michael T sashayed in, looking elegant and glamorous—as it was a special occasion. "It's my birthday!" he beamed, and handed out flyers for his Saturday Scenic bash, Rated X, advising, "Dress code: boots, boots, and more boots." (If you know, you know.) Banks's bandmate and the original Rock Star DJ, Carlos D., in keeping with his never-leave-home-before-midnight rule, finally turned up around three.
Kelly Tisdale, Moby's partner in tea, sat in a booth with Spiky Phil and Nick Marc of Tiswas. Tisdale explained that Teany was not closed, despite the hyperactive press and blogs claiming so. Moby had decided he wanted to simplify his life (so minimal!) and handed the popular teahouse on Rivington over to Tisdale, who is scaling back the menu and keeping it open three days a week: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Tisdale was sitting in the same booth that Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss had occupied a few weeks ago (celebrities! They're just like us!), back when gal-about-town Jenny Penny opportunistically loaned La Loha a Sharpie to write on the bathroom wall. This little stunt landed Miss Penny in the pages of Star and Us Weekly, making her mom proud.
Everyone was gearing up for the big opening night of the Annex scheduled for last Saturday. The grand unveiling and relaunch of Tiswas with the Longcut and DJ Mani of the Stone Roses was moved to Hiro. The Editors are a splashier choice for your first party, anyway, even if they are (good) Interpol-lite. But it was not to be: After temporarily being moved to Hiro and then back to the Annex, the Eds showed up for sound check on Saturday, but according to the band's publicist, the venue "still looked like a construction zone," so the live show was moved to Rothko, and Tiswas relocated successfully to Fontana's.
When the Annex opens, Lohan and Moss better hope the club doesn't use the creepy facial-recognition software called BioBouncer, which would recognize them as committing crimes against humanity for making bad records and dating lame, druggy rockers. The software isn't being used in nightclubs yet, but JAD Communications and Security wants some to test it. We'll keep you posted. Hopefully, the machine won't recognize us as being hip-hop retarded, and will let us back in.
― okok, Thursday, 26 January 2006 13:27 (twenty years ago)
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Thursday, 26 January 2006 13:34 (twenty years ago)
― brokeback titty sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 26 January 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)
― Beaty DNA (abeta), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)
― veronica moser (veronica moser), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)
― matt2 (matt2), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)
― brokeback titty sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)
drawing this conclusion based on a fly life column=dud
― Renard (Renard), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)
also: no lil kim, no credibility
― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)
http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/0503,flylife,60092,15.html
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:39 (twenty years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)
― veronica moser (veronica moser), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)
now i AM embarrassed for nyc
― Renard (Renard), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)
xpost
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)
you remind me of someone i know.
― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:53 (twenty years ago)
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:55 (twenty years ago)
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:55 (twenty years ago)
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:04 (twenty years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)
http://blog.wealthcountry.com/pandering.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:09 (twenty years ago)
Anyway, it means "lively" or "outrageous" in a hip-hop context.
― Pete Scholtes (Pete Scholtes), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:11 (twenty years ago)
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:14 (twenty years ago)
― Renard (Renard), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:20 (twenty years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)
― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:23 (twenty years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:27 (twenty years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)
― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (ema, Friday, 27 January 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)
nope, give up the goods
― brokeback titty sanskrit (sanskrit), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:16 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:16 (twenty years ago)
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:19 (twenty years ago)
― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (ema, Friday, 27 January 2006 19:20 (twenty years ago)
What scenario -- a dude showing up at a bar at 3? That's not exactly super-weird.
I wonder how gleeful people would be about those jokes if you substituted "herpes" for "AIDS."
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)
― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)
― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)
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― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)
I agree that "retarded" became a euphemism among many American school children for "stupid" in the 20th century. The rest is bullshit.
― Pete Scholtes (Pete Scholtes), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:42 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:46 (twenty years ago)
― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 27 January 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)
http://www.warriorshalloween.com/main.php?id=WAR1_0013
and nobody goes anywhere before midnight in NYC.
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 27 January 2006 20:08 (twenty years ago)
you mean "nobody who's anybody goes anywhere before midnight in NYC"
― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (ema, Friday, 27 January 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 27 January 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)
I've been everywhere at 7pm. Actually starting an early evening party soon, Dazzle Ships, watch for it.
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 27 January 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)
― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 27 January 2006 21:33 (twenty years ago)
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)
― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:14 (twenty years ago)
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:37 (twenty years ago)
― gear (gear), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:54 (twenty years ago)
― yuengling participle (rotten03), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:59 (twenty years ago)
And I'm not even going to bother debating the merits of OMD.
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 27 January 2006 23:06 (twenty years ago)
man, the voice just sucks now.
― gear (gear), Friday, 27 January 2006 23:11 (twenty years ago)
that is the lindsay that i am! i've actually seen amy a bunch the past week or so. she has a new puppy!
but i digress...i unconditionally love OMD. even that "i have a dream" speech song off the pacific age. so i will totally debate their merits if necessary.
― bell labs (bell_labs), Saturday, 28 January 2006 02:14 (twenty years ago)
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 28 January 2006 02:36 (twenty years ago)
you just described about 80 percent of my record collection.
― stockholm cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 28 January 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)
― lindsay bell kay labs (bell_labs), Saturday, 28 January 2006 02:47 (twenty years ago)
― lindsay bell kay labs (bell_labs), Saturday, 28 January 2006 02:52 (twenty years ago)
http://blog.myspace.com/jolyongreen
The idea behind the party is because often we do our best sets and have the most fun playing records before anyone starts dancing. It's also partially my attempt to bring back the vibe of my old party at Plant Bar, where people got together to talk about music and hear cool records, and I got to play whatever the hell I wanted and didn't worry about people dancing.
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 28 January 2006 03:30 (twenty years ago)
Dazzle Shipsat Heathers, 506 e 13th st, near Ave Astarting at 8 o'clock2 drinks for 1 till 92 dollar Tecate beer till 10.bartending by the Drunken Sailor.
see nyhappenings for more information
http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/nyhappenings/message/26246
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 6 February 2006 04:40 (twenty years ago)
OMGWTF
― etc, Monday, 6 February 2006 05:00 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 05:01 (twenty years ago)
Though the best gang were the 2 who went as Blossom and Joey.
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 6 February 2006 05:57 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 6 February 2006 15:13 (twenty years ago)
― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 16 February 2006 19:05 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 February 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)
1. Cute picture of Princess Superstar on cover
2. Fascinating sound of proper DJs realizing that -- oops -- the masses aren't actually too interested in their specialized skills, and mostly just want to hear songs they like.
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 16 February 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 February 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)
I'm thinking of having a t-shirt made with my own face on it -- how would that be for Bedford-stop attire?
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 16 February 2006 19:14 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 February 2006 20:15 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 February 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 16 February 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)