why is Matos always angry?

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Is it his coffee?

― stan (shookout), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:04 (twenty years ago)

It's this thing.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

he's got the lamest stalkers of any ilxor, which is saying something.

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Oh, no, there's worse james.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

I might have had the worst.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

matos is angry?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

not as angry as jess, surely

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)

this thread hasn't been locked yet?

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Locked? Just dee-l33t the mofo.

― The Man in the Iron-On Mask (noodle vague), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:11 (twenty years ago)

I'm the angriest of all; I just sublimate.

Over/under on thread thwackage: 55 minutes.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bryanshulkpage.com/Images/s20007.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:16 (twenty years ago)

Green pants? Come on!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:16 (twenty years ago)

he's less angry than a lot of ILM lifers but they all seem pretty angry to me.

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Angry Anderson from Rose Tattoo is pretty angry.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_10.22.98/music/photos/liveye22.gif

― Zwan (miccio), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Because he got turned down by a woman that wears a "Rabbit Fur Coat" ? and then ranted about it

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

al do you consider yourself an "ilm lifer"?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

maybe he's wearing one of those angry letter-writing hats.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Matos!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:42 (twenty years ago)

maybe he's wearing one of those angry letter-writing hats.

Just the one?

― Dan (Angry Hat Tree) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

Matos is angry because he can't wait any longer for pazz & jop results.

Pre Pazz&Jop-itus - A mental state of anxiety that makes people angry in January/ early February.

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

i think it's cute when he goes all j jonah jameson on someone's ass!

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

I dialed up Matos at the Weekly and after a patch-through was greeted with a startling, "MATOS!" I began to inquire as to why the Weekly's new music editor felt he could insert his own quote into another writer's story without attributing it as such. Before I could finish my question, Matos barked, "I AM DONE TALKING TO YOU!" and slammed down the phone.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Matos is punk as fuck!

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

cancer prone, I did say "they," but I'm not gonna front. although I consider myself more of a lifelong lurker who de-lurked for like 2 years and now I'm trying to lurk again.

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:11 (twenty years ago)

ILM needs an Ed Anger that's actually funny.

― Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

an ed asner?

― dancing chicken (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

where is thing about calling matos from?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.blueanthony.com/images/APAINTINGFOLDER/best-anger-1.jpg

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

ED ANGER: STOP TEACHING OUR KIDS THIS EVOLUTION CLAPTRAP!
I'm madder than Adam with a one-inch fig leaf at how these left-wing heathens, atheists and agnostics are trying to stuff this evolution baloney down our kids' throats!
If we teach children that everything the Bible says is dead wrong and to believe a bunch of cold-blooded scientists with microscopes instead, then is it any wonder that every time you turn on the TV, you hear that some nerd has just gone on a shooting spree at school or that teen pregnancy is skyrocketing through the roof?

How are younguns supposed to know right from wrong if you tell them we're no different from chimpanzees, pigs and dogs? To a child, that means everything a dog does -- whether its humping anything with legs, stealing food, eating its own vomit or sniffing disgusting stuff for fun -- is perfectly natural and A-OK for them too.

― Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

alex was/is funny! he reminded me of ed anger sometimes when he would get going about beyonce or whoever.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:22 (twenty years ago)

MATOS: U MAD!

― Dan (Etc) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

http://blogs.citypages.com/canderson/images/smallestviolin.jpg

― Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

Whenever Matos thinks of rain, swallows fall in a wave and tap on his window with their beaks. Whenever Matos thinks of snow, soft winds blow round his head and his phone rings just once late at night-like a bird calling out, "Wake up, Matos. Don't be scared. Don't believe you're all alone." "Wake up, Matos," whisper clouds rolling by and the seeds falling softly from the branches of the trees.

― gear (gear), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

Fritz: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=15459

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

wow, do paper in cities with more than one alt-weekly routinely run gossip/smear columns about each other's staffers? kinda makes me glad to be in a one horse town.

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

papers, i meant to say

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

no, kathleen wilson is a special kinda batshit

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

If only NME had some weekly opposition ! The fun that could be had laughing at the NME in print would be endless

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

kathleen wilson sounds like a right bitchy twat

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:52 (twenty years ago)

shhh, it's like candyman.

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Monday, 30 January 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Soon after that, Weekly music columnist Kurt B. Reighley resigned after Matos told the gay writer he was not to include anecdotes about his boyfriend in his column. Nice boss you've got there, Andrew.

Maybe no one needs to hear anecdotes about anyone's significant others, gay or straight, in a column about music.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

i'm not sure what the whole fuss was about pretty girls make graves was anyway. injecting an old quote into a short profile piece hardly seems worth mentioning.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:04 (twenty years ago)

Maybe no one needs to hear anecdotes about anyone's significant others, gay or straight, in a column about music.

that's what blogs are for!

― dancing chicken (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Haha, when Matos was asking if that one poster whose name is escaping me for the moment (apologies!) was "Kathleen," I thought he was talking about Kathleen Hanna and that Matos had gotten into some beef with Kathleen Hanna!

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Seattle Weekly - February 1st 2006

CD-R Go part 1001 - The Sex Music Mix January 2006 by Matos

Tag reviews and comments with new gurlfriend re the music mix and how it soundtracks our...

Prince - Dirty Mind...orgasmic joy

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

matos actually got into a fight with ad rock and kathleen had to break it up.

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Matos you gotta marry that filly and make a decent woman of 'er

― Extra (Tommy), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

the good thing about fighting ad rock iz he can't fight back cuz he is teh buddha.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

He fights back with HIS MIND.

― Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

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make way for the prophet of rage!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thebratpack.com/jpegs/bp%20photos/keymaster.jpg
l-r: michaelangelo matos, strongo hulkington step out after a stressful day at the 2005 emp

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:46 (twenty years ago)

One night an ILXor had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with MATOS.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to MATOS.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.

He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him and he
questioned MATOS about it:

"MATOS, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."

MATOS replied:

"I AM DONE TALKING TO YOU!"

― gear (gear), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Gear you are a genius.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

the greatest thing about that is that Kathleen has only heard the same thing from approximately 1,500 other people in her life

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Angry Seattle Man
(From a loving sistah)
By Jennifer Brown Banks

Angry Seattle man
I am not the enemy
The struggle is ours
Together

I know your pain
I share your vision
I seek your trust

If the way is to be found,
Let us venture the path together

Angry Seattle man
I am on your side

No need to bear the burdens
Alone

Put down your defenses
So we may build bridges,
Not walls . . .

Knowing our unity
Is our survival

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:50 (twenty years ago)

"Feeling Angry"

I feel angry

I want to hurt them, like they hurt me

Make them feel, like they had made me feel

How come some things are so easy for some people

If only things could be so easy for me

By Kate Brooks

(September 14th)

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE NEVER, IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, SEEN MATOS ANGRY. PERIOD.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

"And the next contestant at the Lollapalooza '94 poetry slam is..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

The other day I chanced to meet
An angry man upon the street —
A man of wrath, a man of war,
A man who truculently bore
Over his shoulder, like a lance,
A banner labeled “Tolerance.”
And when I asked him why he strode
Thus scowling down the human road,
Scowling, he answered, “I am he
Who champions total liberty —
Intolerance being, ma’am, a state
No tolerant man can tolerate.

“When I meet rogues,” he cried, “who choose
To cherish oppositional views,
Lady, like this, and in this manner,
I lay about me with my banner
Till they cry mercy, ma’am.” His blows
Rained proudly on prospective foes.

Fearful, I turned and left him there
Still muttering, as he thrashed the air,
“Let the Intolerant beware!”

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

jess your screen name is pissing me off hardcore.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

eat it

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Bad boy
What were you thinking?
I'd beg for you back,
like you're some noble king?
You're a dirty pig
Stupid fucking liar
I'd have done anything for you
Even walk the wire
So this is what you want,
Is she your every wish?
Ghetto little whore,
For a stupid little bitch
You deserve the worst
and even that's not enough
I hope your life gets hard
And more and more tough
You can think about me
And all that we had
Soon the tables will turn
And you'll be so sad
You blew it this time
Oh that's for sure
Liars never win
They never endure
You'll miss me I know
And when it's clear that you do
I'll laugh 'till it hurts
You're such a fool
So goodbye forever
Have a nice life
Won't be long now
Regret cuts like a knife

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Regret cuts like a knife

but it feels so right

na-na-na, na na na-na-na, na-na

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:54 (twenty years ago)

don't mock my expression of pain

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Monday, 30 January 2006 21:57 (twenty years ago)

I remember telling my sister Brittany about someone referring to me as "gruff" in print. She responded by cackling and calling me "Gruffy" for a month, which basically says it all.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

(Rock Hardy has completely ruined the search engine by using "squee" in one of his email aliases, BTW.)

― Dan (Grrrr) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.celebrities.pl/james_van_der_beek/james2.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

You're welcome, Dan.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahahahaha MINDREADER

― Dan (So Great) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.musichallsf.com/artist_pages/sufjan_stevens.jpg

THE SQUEEM

― Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:08 (twenty years ago)

― truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

wtf does he even mean by SQUEE!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

he came in his pants

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

CUDDLESTEIN MOUNTAIN

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mike-myers.net/gallery/data/media/21/simon1.jpg

― Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:41 (twenty years ago)

You cheeky monkey! *SQUEE*

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:44 (twenty years ago)

wow, do paper in cities with more than one alt-weekly routinely run gossip/smear columns about each other's staffers?

Yes. Cf., Boston Phoenix vs. Weekly Dig snorefest.

― Myke Weiskopf (Myke Weiskopf), Monday, 30 January 2006 23:49 (twenty years ago)

'Squee' is one of those words you should be glad you don't know about.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 January 2006 23:52 (twenty years ago)

*woot!*

― john clarkson, Monday, 30 January 2006 23:53 (twenty years ago)

If Matos were a cologne, I'd spray him on my neck and jacket.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 00:02 (twenty years ago)

and my pussy and my cracket

― Dom iNut (donut), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 00:08 (twenty years ago)

wtf gross

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 00:16 (twenty years ago)

mommy, what's a "cracket"?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 00:17 (twenty years ago)

he had toothache the last time i saw him. i think you should cut people a bit of slack, when a tooth hurts

― terry lennox. (gareth), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 00:29 (twenty years ago)

Squee Rat

― holy shit (Alex in Baltimore), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 02:24 (twenty years ago)

It's been raining in Seattle for more or less two months straight. I'm angry too.

― R. J. Greene, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:21 (twenty years ago)

MATOS WANTS HIS PAZZ AND JOP

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:24 (twenty years ago)

I want to discuss Pazz & Jop with Matos!

― Kate Silver (Kate Silver), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Matos is as pissed as I am that the Go-Betweens album did so poorly.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:30 (twenty years ago)

Get your ass back to Seattle already, Kate, and we'll discuss it!

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:48 (twenty years ago)

is this thread about that hassidic reggae guy MATOSyahoo?

― cowbear (chaki), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 01:17 (twenty years ago)

My forelocks have taken over my face, it's really amazing

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 01:19 (twenty years ago)

matos goin' to be ragin when his seahawks lose by a touchdown

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 02:08 (twenty years ago)

I think I might have pooped on his fresh new P&J'05 thread. Should keep him angry for a second or two

― blunt (blunt), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 02:09 (twenty years ago)

Actually others are doing a much, much better job
Pazz & Jop '05

― blunt (blunt), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 02:17 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

squee!!!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Matos can't be so "gruff" if he loves Lisa Stansfield as much as he says.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 19 October 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

In the epilogue of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Ginny mentions that he has gone on to be the Herbology professor at Hogwarts. In an interview, J.K. Rowling also mentioned that he shows off his D.A. coin to many admiring students and tells them about his adventures.[3] Rowling revealed more information about Neville when she stated that he married Hannah Abbott, a Hufflepuff classmate.[4]

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 March 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://tinyviolins.com/j0303450.gif

― The Reverend, Thursday, 13 March 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

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