Vegans need not apply: songs about (or that reference) MEAT

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maybe it's because we're in the throes of Grillin' Season, but I could sure go for a burger right now, I'll tell you what...

Judas Priest - "Grinder"

("Grinder...looking for meat...Grinder...wants you to eat...")

represent, carnivores!

― hank (hank s), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

Meat is Murder - the Smiths

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Reverend Horton Heat "Eat Meat"

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

I swear there are more Rev. songs on this topic but fuck it if I can remember them.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

'cheeseburger in paradise' - jimmy buffet
'what made my hamburger disappear - michael hurley
'hamburger concerto' - focus
'i heard the voice of a porkchop' - jim jackson (also covered by michael hurley, i think)
'timothy' - the buoys

― xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

"Burger Baby" - Gravy Train!!!!

― Patrik Sandberg (cobaininacoma), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Madvillain, "Meat Grinder"

ATCQ, "Ham and Eggs"

Buck Owen, "Hot Dog"

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

The RHH song is "Eat Steak"

Ronnie Dawson, Rockabilly Vegitarian, has a whole album of 'em, "More Bad Habits". My fav is "Big Mac Attack". "I'm tired of eatin' 'nanner's, eatin' healthy costs too much dough."

― bendy (bendy), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

John (Cougar) Mellencamp - "Hot Dogs And Hamburgers"

Blue Oyster Cult - "Tenderloin"

― hank (hank s), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

CARCASS, PEOPLE!!! ("Feast on Dismembered Carnage, etc.)

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

Rancid - "Tenderloin"
Led Zeppelin - "Hot Dog"
Neil Young - "T-Bone"
All three Hasil Adkins songs about hot dogs

― xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

joey dee and the starlighters - "hot pastrami with mashed potatoes"
ugly duckling - "meat shake"
adam sandler - "the thanksgiving song" (turkey)
sugarhill gang - "rapper's delight (wood-flavored chicken)
zz top - "tv dinner" (blue chicken)
kurt weill - "cannon song" (beefsteak tartar)

― xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth

― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

dead boys - "caught with the meat in your mouth"

― xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

"The Ram" by Silkworm has the (puzzling) line:

"Slap the meat out of your mouth/
The Ram wouldn't like it in his house"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

Ry Cooder (also Andrews Sisters, etc) - "One Meatball"

― Offisa Pump (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

The Fall - The Steak Place
Colourbox - Hot Doggie
Slowdive - Souvlaki Space Station

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

Frank Zappa - Uncle Meat

― Matt Olken (Moodles), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

"hold tight (want some seafood mama)" - andrews sisters
"paid in full" - eric b & rakim (fish, which is their favorite dish)
"great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts" - public domain

― xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

Emmitt Otter's Jug Band - Barbeque
Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers

― Matt Olken (Moodles), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

"Pork Roll, Egg, and Cheese" - Ween
"Pollo Asado" - Ween

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

"new age girl" dead eye dick
"pork soda" primus
"Satan Gave Me A Taco" beck
"the chicken" jaco pastorius

I can't remember the name of some decemberist's song that has the line "we were both a little hungry so we went to get a hotdog."

do all meatloaf songs count?

― wes fu (aWESome), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

killdozer - "man of meat"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.clatterbox.net.au/people_more.php?id=39_0_3_0_M

― S- (sgh), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

Melanie - I don't eat animals.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

Prefab Sprout - "Movin' The River" ("I'm turkey-hungry...I'm chicken-free")

― hank (hank s), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

She don't want pastrami, she don't want salami, she just wants my beef beef beef balogna!

― js (honestengine), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

They call me the meat man
Ya oughta see me eat, m'am
I'm the meat man
Ya oughta see me eat, m'am

I got jaws like a bear trap
Teeth like a razor
Got a Maytag tongue
With a sensitive taste
I was born in Texas
A land of beef
Never cared much for greens
Ya' oughta heard I like meat

I'm the meat man
Ya oughta see me eat, m'am
Whoa, I'm the meat man
Ya oughta see me eat, m'am

I been down to Macon, Georgia
I ate the furs off a Georgia peach
Plucked me a chicken in Memphis
Mama, I still got feathers in my teeth
I ate a pound of pork Huntsville
From a fine Alabama hog
I went to Dallas, Texas
Got no love, my baby left me
Fed the bone to a Louisiana dog

I'm the meat man
Ya oughta see me eat, m'am
Whoa, I'm the meat man
Ya oughta see me eat, m'am
Give it to me now!

Well, it don't make me no difference
Just as long as it's good meat!
Killer ain't got no preference
If it's dog or rat, I eat
It don't a-have to be U.S. Governmental proof
With stamp a-no Grade 'A' seal
As long as it lean, it full-a protein
I'm gonna damn sho' get my fill

'Cos I'm the meat man
Ya oughta see me eat, m'am
Whoa, I'm the meat man
Ya oughta see me eat, m'am

I got jaws like a bear trap
Teeth like a razor
Got a Maytag tongue
With a sensitive taste
I was born in Texas
A land of beef
Give it to me honey
'Cos I sure like meat

I'm the meat man
Ya oughta see me eat, m'am
Whoa, I'm the meat man
Ya oughta see me eat, m'am
Yeah!

(Meat man, meat man)...
Meat man you mother!

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

More FZ - "Burnt Weenie Sandwich"

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

Picastro - Meat
Rheostatics - Bread, Meat, Peas and Rice
Royal City - My Brother Is The Meatman
Barnes and Barnes - Fishheads
Peter Gabriel - The Family and The Fishing Net

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

Siouxsie And The Banshees - "Carcass"
The Cure - "Meathook"

― LeRooLeRoo (Seb), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

The Decemberists song is "Grace Cathedral Hill."

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

"sardines" (and pork and beans) - junkyard band
"struttin' with some barbecue" - louis armstrong
"a week in a county jail" - tom t hall (fried bologna sandwhiches, made by the warden's wife)

― xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

Arthur Lee, Hamburger Stinkbreath
Capt. Beefheart, Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish
Gang of Four, Cheeseburger

― The Aff Its Heid Show (Dada), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

"Beef" - BDP

(actually addressing cow parts, not aggressive behavior)

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.oldtimejazz4u.de/Webimg/AHVA197505.jpg

― hank (hank s), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

does wire's "kidney bingoes" count?

i think so.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Southern culture on The skids-"Too Much Pork (For Just One Fork)"

― Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

detroit grand pubahs - "sandwhiches"

― xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

"First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salami"

Ramones - "Commando"

"It's all eggs bacon beans and a fried slice"

Madness - "Don't Quote Me On That"

"Eggs and sausage and a side of toast
Coffee and a roll, hash browns over easy
Chilli in a bowl with burgers and fries
What kind of pie?"

Tom Waits - "Eggs And Sausage (In A Cadillac With Susan Michelson)"

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

Funkadelic - "Lunchmeataphobia (Think! It Ain't Illegal Yet)

― hank (hank s), Thursday, 22 June 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

fear - "beef bologna"

― bijoux (bijoux), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - "B.B.Q. U.S.A."
Dead Milkmen - "Filet Of Sole"
Many different artists (I've always enjoyed Shinehead's version) - "One Meatball"

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 22 June 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

Big Daddy Kane (featuring Scoob Lover) - "On The Bugged Tip"

(Love to eat shrimps, but I never eat snail.
Eat a whole fish except for the tail.
Keep food in the fridge so it don't get stale,
and when there's nothing to eat, I bite my nails.
So Scoob Lover, you know your rhymes are kickin',
get on the mic, cuz you know you eat chicken.
Now-now-now, I'm-a place a order for a Scooby snack,
Not at the Chinese restaurant becuse I don't eat cats.
Now who in the world can ever eat these?
When I'm at home, I chow down with ease,
and say "More beef sausage, mom, please?")

― hank (hank s), Thursday, 22 June 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Alberto Y Lost Trios Paranoias' Dead Meat - the ultimage carnivore song?

I could have been a police man pounding round my beat
And I could have been a farmer and raised a field of wheat
But I'm gonna be a buthcer 'cos I love the feel of meat
And I rub it in my face and rip it with my teeth! Rip rip rip rip!

Dead meat! Dead meat!
Blood and brains and bones!
Dead meat! Dead meat!
Just call me on the phone -
I'll be round as fast as lightning
Knock upon your door
Drop some meat and brains and veins and giblets on your floor!

― Rombald (rombald), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

Touch Too Much - AC/DC

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 22 June 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

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