Your first concert shit

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Oooh aren't the cokeheads anxious when you do do this. Gotta match?

― Total Fucking Dorkness (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

I was thinking about starting this thread, I admit.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Outside at an end-of-summer fesitval in Cleveland, '99. It was pouring down rain while the Catherine Wheel were playing (I was waiting for Blur) and so I hid in the portapotty and took care of some supplementary business while so ensconsed. Came out and endured the rain and enjoyed rain. Drove back to Oberlin with some upperclasspeople I'd met on the intranet, one of whom was to be my editor.

― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

Oops, I mean 97.

― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently a buddy of mine walked in on a very drunk Angelo Moore of Fishbone taking a dump in a stall with no door last year.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

When I was in a band I used to get really bad guts before gigs, if I was sober.

― Half loaf, half pompadour (noodle vague), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

would you believe I've been going to concerts for 29 years and haven't had to lay cable at any of them?

― hank (hank s), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

I shat in an immaculate portajohn while tripping on acid once at about 4 pm at a HORDE show in 97. I must've been the first one in or something, because it smelled like Windex and not rotting rancid sewer ass.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Rave shits can be quite pungent; I generally have to go for one when I'm coming up. Sometimes there's no paper.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

is that what those baggy pants are for?

― Total Fucking Dorkness (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, and the face masks.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

i don't have any memorable concert shitting stories, as far as i can remember. but, i went to see ted leo once and had to wait in line to piss for like 20 minutes, after three beers and a coffee. why there's only one girl's bathroom at a venue that can hold 250 people i'll never know. when i finally did get to go i almost cried.

― Emily B (Emily B), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

wait, girls make poops?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

Girls don't shit, they lay.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

i always shit before i get on my way to the venue.

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Thursday, 22 June 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

the quality of the act by their ability to cause relaxation and/or elicit involuntary bowel movements.

― held tony (held tony), Thursday, 22 June 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

I never have, and I never will. I'd rather shit in my pants, buy new pants at a local store, and then throw the shitty pants in the garbage.

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Thursday, 22 June 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

Reading Festival in 1991. We'd camped next to the arena and I was the only one of my group who could be bothered to get out of bed in time to see Mercury Rev opening on the main stage. There was a pretty clean set of portakabin bogs on the left of the stage and my timing was a bit off, so when they opened with Chasing A Bee (if memory serves...) the first chorus was so loud and bass-heavy that it practically *shook* the badness out of me. Got out in time to see David Baker lolling around, snapping the crowd with a polaroid and pointing at people and smiling.

― Bill A (Bill A), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I don't believe I've ever taken a shit at a concert.

― :):):):):):):):):):):) Smiling Friend (:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(: (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 22 June 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

The men's room at the Double Door in Chicago was missing the horseshoe-shaped seat on its toilet for a while. Actually, it wasn't quite missing -- it was just leaned up against the wall, as if it had come loose but no one thought it was much of a priority to get fixed. Perfect. So of course I had to crouch (although to be honest, I probably would've crouched, anyway).

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 June 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

My first (and only) was at Leeds Town and Country Club, sometime in the Britpop era. I can't remember the headliners (Elastica? Echobelly? Some female fronted group), but the support was Rialto.

I only went to the bogs to buy condoms, but since I was a shy and inexperienced 15 year old I didn't want anyone to see me using the machine. The place was packed and no opportunity arose so I went for a crap instead - and got dumped by an annoyed girlfriend sometime later. Ah, happy days!

― Rombald (rombald), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

Wasn't my first but ten minutes into MBV's 'You Made Me Realise' in Glasgow '92 was almost my most embarrassing.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 22 June 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

ctrl+f 'cbgbs puerto rican whore' joke not found

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 June 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

Still haven't had one

― unnamedroffler (xave), Friday, 23 June 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

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