The Clientele - Best Band Since The Smiths

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The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths! No discussion is necessary. It's easy to guess what will be posted below and from whom. In your postings, some of you will be wrong and some of you will be right. Those of you whom are wrong will rely on dull puns and ridiculous one-liners, and you'll post just to argue with a subject that you shouldn't even have clicked-on to begin with. Those of you whom are right will use exclamations points and you'll repeat the main idea.

The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths! The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths! The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths! The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths! The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths! The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths! The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths! The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths! The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths! The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths! The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths! The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths!

Bonus points to those that can guess who posted this. I'm a regular contributor to the "board."

Anonymous, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

the clientele is way cool...let's leave it at that

mark, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths!

"Let's leave it at that" ? Ummmmm, no, let's not, but I agree with you about the "way cool" thing.

The Clientele are the best band since The Smiths!

She Loves Music, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Bonus points to those that can guess who posted this.

Alasdair Maclean?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

No discussion is necessary.
That is probably why you post in a discussion forum, right? Ok I'll do you the favour. I don't discuss. And write down what I think:

The Clientele are rubbish.

alex in mainhattan, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I love Suburban Light - it does the same thing for me as Manfred Mann's Up the Junction soundtrack. By the way, is it me, or does Alisdair Maclean have an obsession with rain?

Jez, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hahahaha, now I not only need to laugh at thee Clientele, now I can laugh at their fans also!!! And who woulda thought arguments would start on DISCUSSION BOARDS eh?

I think the Smiths aren't ALL THAT either.

Sarah, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Love Suburban Light, picked it up a few weeks ago from some recommendations on this board. Great CD! Could it be Tim Gravina?

Poops Mcgee, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I don't think Alasdair MacLean likes the Smiths.

marianna, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've always said Alasdair was a GRATE BLOKE (hem hem)!

Sarah, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Jez, yeah. I can't keep a straight face when he goes on about the rain again. It's like "Wooo - rain. Atmosphere!".

N., Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Any band that namechecks The Carnival is Over (coincidentally my birthday no.1), get the thumbs-up in my book!

Jez, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It all started when he first heard 'Its Raining Meng'. I WISH.

Sarah, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Could it be Tim Gravina?

I MEANT DIGRAVINA

Poops Mcgee, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Poops, thank you for the name check. :)

I can't take credit for The Smiths/Clientele thread, though I'd almost say I agree with its premise, as long as The Clientele continue down the path highlighted by the Suburban Light collection. I'm not too eloquent this morning, so I hope this next part makes sense… a decent sized group of fans/critics see The Smiths as being among the last of the truly great rock bands, and I frequently find it hard to disagree. (Though I sometimes think a case can be made for The Stone Roses simply on the strength of their debut album, and then there’s My Bloody Valentine) While The Clientele don't seem to have the truly magic energy The Smiths had when they started out, I'm reserving a possible place for them amongst my favorite bands and hoping they continue to release excellent singles/EPs. I'm not sure why some people on ILM have lumped The Clientele in with Belle & Sebastian... it seems too early for a backlash. I’m guessing it’s either not their cup of tea altogether (they can’t give in to quaint charm) or they just haven’t played Suburban Light enough times; I’ll admit that I thought it was near rubbish (like Alex) at first as well, but now it’s one of the most cherished pieces of my CD collection. Still, if The Clientele start passing the mic to every band member and every family member and every distant cousin like B & S, then I'll join the backlash. As of now, I'm happy to have them and I'm enthused by their promise.

I love The Clientele! <-- Using the exclamation point specified in the subject.

Tim DiGravina, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm happy to have them and I'm enthused by their promise

Just you wait -- the third album will be nothing but bad reggae and refried boogie and be produced by Glen Ballard.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

uuuugh.

Graham, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Just you wait -- the third album will be nothing but bad reggae and refried boogie and be produced by Glen Ballard.

<--I hope the italics worked. If not, it's a Ned Raggett quote.

Well, I'll take the bad reggae and refriend boogie as long as the sleeve is pretty. It's too early in the morning for me to deal with a Glen Ballard reference... but I will say this... my breakfast has returned to its plate in a more liquid form.

Tim DiGravina, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Glad to be of service.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i really like the clientele but don't you think we should wait until they put out a few proper albums to see if we should be calling them "best band since The Smiths!"? I mean, a lot of good bands have come and gone since 1987...

g, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I like them better than The Smiths. I never liked The Smiths. I come from America, where people aren't like that.

Sterling Clover, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

There are currently about two thousand cholos driving out to Chicago to beat your ass for saying that, Sterling. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

six years pass...

I can't believe this thread has been asleep for 6 years! haven't you people heard God Save The Clientele? it's really really good! "Bookshop Casanova" is some kind of sleepy-eyed disco masterpiece, no? The guitar solo is sooo Santana, duh.

uncannydan, Thursday, 7 August 2008 08:37 (fifteen years ago) link

There have been other Clientele threads in the last six years.

Scik Mouthy, Thursday, 7 August 2008 08:41 (fifteen years ago) link

For instance - God Save The Clientele - The anticipation thread

Scik Mouthy, Thursday, 7 August 2008 08:42 (fifteen years ago) link

My mistake, I must have glanced over in the search. Looks like I have some reading to do...

uncannydan, Thursday, 7 August 2008 08:49 (fifteen years ago) link

But your underlying point is right: The Clientele are great (and underappreciated). MacLean is also a very good guitarist, I think.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't really think they are underappreciated, considering that certain people follow them around the world on tour as if they were Manchester United or Exeter City.

the pinefox, Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Not sure that's right... That means that a few people really appreciate them. They should be much bigger than they are, I think.

Keith, Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i was just going to revive a clientele thread. "strange geometry" is my favorite lp of theirs. the last time i posted on them, "violet hour" had just come out and i was underwhelmed.

btw when did they get a gorgeous violin player?

amateurist, Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link

also note that alasdair was once an ilxor.

amateurist, Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I'd never heard of them until I went through Southall's Best of '07 list on Amazon. I bought it based on that recommendation and yeah, it's a very good album.

nate woolls, Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Also note that Graham was once an ilxor.

the pinefox, Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:18 (fifteen years ago) link

lots of former ilxors... where are they now?...

amateurist, Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link

also note that alasdair was once an ilxor.

I remember reading about that on another thread. But wasn't it just one post by him (e.g., a response to another ILX'or commenting on The Clientele)?

The new violin player joined the band just before God Save The Clientele was recorded, I think. And yeah, she is hot.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:22 (fifteen years ago) link

as i recall, he was fairly active here for a bit. ca. 2001.

amateurist, Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:32 (fifteen years ago) link

No, it wasn't just one post by any means; we also debated Derrida / Paul de Man / Rudolph Gasché once, for instance.

the pinefox, Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link

hi pinefox.

amateurist, Thursday, 7 August 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Their new Acuarela ep has been delayed for a month or so now, I really liked the droney tracks on the previous Adriane ep & hope they've done a few more.

zaxxon25, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link

i have all their early 7"s, I wish they were bigger than they are so I could sell them and buy a house

akm, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link

One of them's on the MySpace page: "Share the Night". It is great, but it's in no way like the Ariadne stuff.

Keith, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Good song! But as they become more upbeat and clear, they do lose something essential (that hazy charm of their early records). Still, they've got to grow, and they are still a special band.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 7 August 2008 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I kind of think that they've done that... Really well, but better to change than keep on pumping out the same records.

Keith, Thursday, 7 August 2008 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Just you wait -- the third album will be nothing but bad reggae and refried boogie and be produced by Glen Ballard.

well thank god this didn't come true!

stephen, Saturday, 9 August 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

New album tentatively coming out in October. Sounds like it might be their last.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 12 May 2009 07:35 (fourteen years ago) link

even corpse management will be at risk (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I'll be bummed if they break-up after the next album. Feels like they had plenty of room to develop their sound, without losing what makes them special and charming.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 12 May 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link

The interview makes the record sound extremely promising.

Simon H., Tuesday, 12 May 2009 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

"Sounds like it might be their last."

it's only "might", so ill stay poisitive bout it.

The only Clientele record i return to is Geomatry,really.great piece of music.
also, alsadir is underrated guitarist

Zeno, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

...seeing them love made it clearer, to me at least.

Zeno, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

another new track!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_r9NgWnPYo

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 15:42 (nine months ago) link

Thats really lovely, feeling much better about the lp now.

cw, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 20:25 (nine months ago) link

not totally feeling new song tbh - a little bit the drums, a little bit the recurring guitar “sample” at the top - cool that they are playing with the sound, just didn’t quite gel for me in this instance

― meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 23:03 (two months ago) link

Revisiting that first new track again and yeah I think it just comes across as a bit too stiff overall. Both the instrumentation and forcing "blue over blue" into that vocal melody contribute to that feeling for me. HOWEVER I don't necessarily dislike it, I guess I'm just trying to analyze why it was feeling a little off.

The Clientele is best when they sound effortless and it did not feel that way. This is also why I was a little turned off by the overstuffed production on the last album.

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 20:45 (nine months ago) link

I'm definitely warming to Dying in may, though still getting a distinct Noel's-posh-cousin-does-a-trip vibration from it that i'm not sure what do with.

Blue over blue is nice enough but has a couple of tics that bother me (the farting fuzz, the baroque breakdown), its unusual for the first taste of a new clientele lp to be anything but flat out perfection, but i'm sure it will be fine in context. Now very excited to hear the record and on board for any eeriness / polite tinkering / scorched earth sonic terrorism in might entail.

cw, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 21:39 (nine months ago) link

three weeks pass...

out friday! :D

there's... a podcast?
https://shows.acast.com/the-clientele-podcast

corrs unplugged, Monday, 24 July 2023 10:25 (nine months ago) link

We got a promo of the new album in at work which I've played a couple of times. I'm really not feeling it sadly. There's some songs that just don't work (including the first two singles). The nicer more typical Clientele songs just feel like retreads of what they've done before.


I'll stick with it because I love these guys, but my first impression is that this is easily their weakest album and I doubt I'll pick it up.

kitchen person, Monday, 24 July 2023 19:34 (nine months ago) link

just came in the mail! haven't listened yet

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Monday, 24 July 2023 20:14 (nine months ago) link

First spin and I'm liking this a LOT more than the last one.

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 01:09 (eight months ago) link

now that's what I want to hear!

corrs unplugged, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 07:22 (eight months ago) link

the video was never posted was it... it's fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-YpCcy05OA

corrs unplugged, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 08:08 (eight months ago) link

on first listen this is brilliant! everything I didn't know I needed

the drums!

never thought I'd get radiohead vibes from a clientele record haha

this could be a breakthrough album for them

corrs unplugged, Friday, 28 July 2023 08:06 (eight months ago) link

haha I could live without the beats and any echoes of r*******d but I do really like it on first play and can now happily file my mild dislike of blue over blue as an irrelevance. This isn't going to do their reputation for none more cut glass Englishness any good is it...

cw, Friday, 28 July 2023 10:25 (eight months ago) link

worth the wait for Chalk Flowers alone

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Friday, 28 July 2023 13:37 (eight months ago) link

Liking this on first listen. Idly speculating that it takes a period of months/years to know whether an album with skits/interludes properly gels.

(picnic, lightning) very very frightening (Chinaski), Friday, 28 July 2023 13:39 (eight months ago) link

All the positive reactions are encouraging me to spend more time with this. The last album was so instant and is one of my favourite albums of theirs. I'm hoping this one grows on me.

kitchen person, Friday, 28 July 2023 13:59 (eight months ago) link

It's funny because the last album ended up being my least favorite! It felt like a (relative) lack of inspired musical ideas with overly busy production garnish to compensate. Like just-OK ice cream base layer with overly rich syrup and sprinkles etc. Ends up being a "bit much" and sort of underwhelming all at once. I'm trying too hard to describe it perfectly and in doing so makes me sound more negative than intended probably... because I still like it! Just not as much as most of the rest of the discography.

New one sounded really cohesive - ambitious but in a way that felt more successful and immersive to me! Really into it.

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Friday, 28 July 2023 14:43 (eight months ago) link

xpost i my initial view on the last album was relatively negative but after listening to it a few more times over the years i came round to really loving about half the songs.

looking forward to spending time with the new one.

that's not my post, Friday, 28 July 2023 17:45 (eight months ago) link

Age of Miracles had like four top-tier Clientele songs... Everyone You Meet, Lunar Days, Falling Asleep, Age of Miracles! Maybe it's time to poll the Clientele?

So far this one seems like a sprawling version of the Ariadne EP (which has the earlier, superior version of Impossible)

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Friday, 28 July 2023 21:26 (eight months ago) link

I was prepared to hate this based on one of the advance singles and some of what you all were posting (even the complimentary comments had me a little worried). But actually it was pretty good on first listen. It meanders in a way I don't really think other Clientele albums do and I'm not sure how that will feel after multiple listens, but at least the first time through I enjoyed the wax/wane pacing.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Friday, 28 July 2023 23:41 (eight months ago) link

Enjoying this also (from a similarly skeptical starting point)… reminds me of Performance somehow - viz hippy-era eclecticism but also the sense of a big rambling house full of different vibes… man…

meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Friday, 28 July 2023 23:48 (eight months ago) link

the last album ended up being my least favorite! It felt like a (relative) lack of inspired musical ideas with overly busy production garnish to compensate

this is too harsh

but I agree with the sentiment

corrs unplugged, Saturday, 29 July 2023 21:49 (eight months ago) link

I tried to disclaimer that it sounded harsher than I meant for it to...

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Saturday, 29 July 2023 23:28 (eight months ago) link

Gee, the not-a-song-per-se tracks are frequently quite spiffy.

Nag! Nag! Nag!, Saturday, 29 July 2023 23:53 (eight months ago) link

they've always had good interstitals

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Sunday, 30 July 2023 00:52 (eight months ago) link

missing an i in there somewhere

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Sunday, 30 July 2023 00:53 (eight months ago) link

Yeah, true. This time part of me wants an entire LP along the lines of "My Childhood"/"The Village is Always On Fire" etc. Perhaps in a Julian House sleeve!

Nag! Nag! Nag!, Sunday, 30 July 2023 02:12 (eight months ago) link

I think this is one of those albums where you can Remove one song from an almost perfect album to make it a perfect album
maybe several

but maybe that's why it's great

an album can't be a 10 if it doesn't have skips. means they weren't taking enough risks

― flopson, 8. august 2023 22:43

see also voodoo chili's upcoming treatise "in defense of skips"

corrs unplugged, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 11:49 (eight months ago) link

The Clientele have a new podcast... https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-clientele-podcast/id1698656005

that's not my post, Monday, 14 August 2023 14:44 (eight months ago) link

For no good reason at all this has been one of those in one ear, out the other bands for me, but I'll be seeing them tonight!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 August 2023 22:39 (eight months ago) link

I was out of town and missed their dc gig, but 2 folks who I know who attended, enjoyed the gig

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 01:36 (eight months ago) link

Really pleasing set, short and sweet, like one long suite with a bunch of lovely movements (that I immediately forgot as I heard them, lol). Alasdair is an endearingly fussy guitarist, love his refusal to use obvious chords. There was one song where he totally (and recognizably, so intentionally) went all "Marquee Moon." Was there with a friend that knows the group so got to say hi at the end of the night. Nice crowd turnout.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 13:26 (eight months ago) link

Would love to see them but don't think I'll be able to make any of the European cities

Happy all the same that they are performing and that they're great as always

corrs unplugged, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 13:39 (eight months ago) link

they missed flyover space, i'd enjoy seeing alisdair verlaine. glad they're goin' around tho

juan epshteyn-- r.i.c.o., but suave tambien (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 14:14 (eight months ago) link

got tickets for some of the east coast shows but couldn't make it (not for unhappy reasons though... I bought a new house and had to move that weekend!)

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 14:28 (eight months ago) link

Looking forward to seeing them in SF on the 20th.

that's not my post, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 15:02 (eight months ago) link

Saw them play in Seattle last night, they were great. They did a long version of Lamplight with the Marquee Moon interlude that Josh mentioned upthread. The (three or four) new songs they played sounded really good. Alasdair mentioned they had not yet played Blue Over Blue without messing it up, but they seemed to get through it without a hitch.

kmhydex, Friday, 25 August 2023 04:58 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

Paris tonight! In a boat on the Seine. I’m looking forward to it a lot.

Tim, Sunday, 1 October 2023 17:29 (six months ago) link

I was undisapponted, and I was not alone in that. Three encores and some disgruntlement that there wasn’t a fourth. They played “A Picture of Dorian Gray” in the final encore, I haven’t heard them play that one in a very long time.

Tim, Monday, 2 October 2023 14:23 (six months ago) link

sounds amazing! I'm sad I missed their US tour recently but I was moving house that week

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Monday, 2 October 2023 14:28 (six months ago) link

I have never cared for this band but the new album knocked me out.

Indexed, Monday, 2 October 2023 15:32 (six months ago) link

they played the House Always Wins!

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Monday, 2 October 2023 15:47 (six months ago) link

Did they? I haven’t seen that for a while, glad it’s still in rotation

Tim, Monday, 2 October 2023 18:01 (six months ago) link

haha wait weren't you there? in paris?

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:05 (six months ago) link

They didn’t play THAW last night - I’d have noticed, it’s my favourite!

Tim, Monday, 2 October 2023 18:11 (six months ago) link

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/the-clientele/2023/petit-bain-paris-france-3ba33868.html

I was working off this posted setlist but maybe it's just wrong!

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:27 (six months ago) link

Yeah I’m absolutely certain that’s wrong

Tim, Monday, 2 October 2023 18:33 (six months ago) link

that's really harshing my vicarious enjoyment of the show!

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:38 (six months ago) link

No! It was really good!

Tim, Monday, 2 October 2023 19:00 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

this is clearly doing it wrong but my perfect IANTA album (more like an EP this way) playlist goes:

Lady Grey
Conjuring Summer In
Blue Over Blue
Claire's Not Real
Chalk Flowers
Hey Siobhan
Through the Roses

might poll Lady Grey vs. Claire's Not Real vs. Hey Siobhan

results might reflect Strange Geometry vs. God Save the Clientele vs. Suburban Light

corrs unplugged, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 13:42 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

Really good in London tonight, including a cellist (worked especially well on The Age of Miracles, I thought, and the extra-extra-long Lamplight) and a special guest appearance from Mel! Pleasure to see her onstage with them again.

Tim, Friday, 19 January 2024 23:29 (three months ago) link


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