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i wear this crown of tits
upon my liar's chair
full of broken thoughts
i cannot repair

― pere fubu (ha ha), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Here I sit all broken-hearted
Tried to tit, but only farted

― Alicia Music Brockovich (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

alicia mockovich

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

"my mama was born on a pirate ship"

― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Hi, my name is Arthur and I quit
Chickentits

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

pool of sluts

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Tits, I got to have her
The girl's alright.

― Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

I...I...I...

slipped and fell in dogtits

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, puti ts - puti ts good
Ah, puti ts - puti ts real good
Ah, puti ts - puti ts good
Ah, puti ts - p-puti ts real good

Hey! Ow!
Puti ts good!

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

The tits are bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

― It's Rodney, currently unemployed! (R. J. Greene), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

TITS ROBOT

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

My love is the t....

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

Bitches ain't tits but hoes and tricks

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

facedownintits

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

The irony is, you got to get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing these tits, and it's over.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

My love is the t....

Oh, wow. I loved that song when it came and forget it existed.

― It's Rodney, currently unemployed! (R. J. Greene), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

party and bulltits

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

But when the tits hit the fan,
I know I have to get my ass
Back to sunset boulevard

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

T - I - T - S, is that how you spell me in your dictionary?

― aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

Do you really wanna know about some gangsta tits? Outkast, Goodie Mob, and the Dungeon clique!

― It's Rodney, currently unemployed! (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

ah, someone broaches the XTC. nice one.

chickentits angel-eyed boy

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

TITSKATAPULT

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

New low.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

I'm the man in the box
Shove my nose in tits

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 27 July 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

I'm liking this thread about a million times more than I thought I would

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 27 July 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

I love them titsake mushrooms.

― Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (goodbra), Thursday, 27 July 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own tits

― It's Rodney, currently unemployed! (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

beautiful.

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)


% grep -i shit /usr/share/dict/words | sed 's/shit/tits/g'
Beretitsh
brutitse
Cutitse
Cutitsic
Elkotitse
Girgatitse
Kanetitse
Koreititse
mackintotitse
martitse
metabrutitse
titsa
titsepoke
titsher
titstah
titstim
titstimwood
Watitsa

― Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (goodbra), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

when I was a young boy
my mother always told me "don't take no tits"

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

Expensive Tits

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 27 July 2006 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

pool of sluts
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), July 26th, 2006. (lfam) (link)

JUST WANNA DIVE IN DON'TCHA

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 27 July 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

You know that I can surely see
that I don't want to get caught up
in any of that funky tits goin' down in the city

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 27 July 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

The boyz in the hood are always hard
You come talking that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowing nothing in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cause I ain't saying tits!

― It's Rodney, currently unemployed! (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 27 July 2006 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

TITS. SCHEISSE. MERDE.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 27 July 2006 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

shit like coconuts.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 July 2006 08:00 (nineteen years ago)

Lights out, guerilla radio
Turn that tits up

― Adam J. (In Place of Something Clever), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

It's Rodney wins.

But come on, come on down, sweet Virginia
come on, honey child, I'm beggin' you
Come on, come on down, you got it in you
Got to scrape the tit right off you shoes

― fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (fuckfuckingfuckedfucker), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

The irony is, you got to get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing these tits, and it's over.
-- joseph cotten (josephcotte...), July 27th, 2006.

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haha!

― pisces (piscesx), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

awwwwww tits, baby.

― Will (will), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

cause that tits that we been using
Sure confuse my thinking

― Will (will), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

when tits get ugly
it's back to the block fuckin with them custies
we gonna lock tits down
i'm a nigga so you know you can't trust me

― pere fubu (ha ha), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

But when were skint, oh God forbid!
You drop us like hot tits

(live version, that is)

― Lawrence the Looter (Lawrence the Looter), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

Meanwhile far away in another part of town
Rubin Carter and a couple of friends are driving around
Number one contender for the middleweight crown
Had no idea what kinda Tits was about to go down

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

Oh tits I thought you and I were friends
Oh tits I guess this is where our love ends
Oh tits I thought things were goin' well
But it hasn't turned out so swell
Has it
Oh tits
Oh tits pride comes before a fall
Oh tits and once you lose one you've lost them all
Oh tits I guess this time's the time
And it seem you're no longer mine
Don't it
Oh tits
Oh tits
Oh tits I wish I'd known before now
Oh tits that you were such a cow
Oh tits I wouldn't've wasted my time
Oh tits chasin' somethin' which wasn't mine
Face it
You're tits
You're tits
Oh tits I wish I'd known before now
Oh tits that you were such a fuckin' cow
Oh tits I wouldn't've wasted my time
Oh tits chasin' somethin' which could never be mine
Admit
You're tits
You're tits
You're tits
Admit admit
You're tits
You're tits
You're tits
You're tits
You're tits

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

you can't see shit on the radio

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

Are you motherfuckers ready for the new tits?
Stand up and admit it, tomorrow's never coming
This is the new tits!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Cause I don't wanna get caught up in any of that funky tits goin down in the city.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Headbanger!
Hit Me!
Hit Me!
Gimme some new tits!
Gimme some new tits!
Gimme some new tits!
Gimme some new tits!

― It's Rodney, currently unemployed! (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 27 July 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Come on, come on down, you got it in ya... you got to scrape the tits right off your shoes.

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Saturday, 29 July 2006 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

tired of livin' in a cloud
if yer gonna say Tits now you do it out loud...

(elliott smith)

― J. Grizzle (trainsmoke), Saturday, 29 July 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

There is woman-pie in here
Mr. evangelist says she’t its

(er... maybe not, ok.)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

My name's Elizabeth
My life is tits and piss

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

Everybody's so full of tits (everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody-yi-yi-yi-yi...)

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

Four or five niggaz in a mothership
Better known as a goose and we all wanna smother tits
Bent, front and back glass got tint
Tryin to get our hands on some dollars and cents
And fools can't hold us
Every chance we get, we hittin up the rollers
Comin up short of the green guys
And I might start slangin bean pies
Or the bootleg t-shirt of the month
With "U Can't Touch This" on the front
I'm bout to get rich
Cause life ain't nuttin but money and fuck a bitch
They drop like dominoes
And if you didn't know, Ice Cube got drama hoes
So after the screwin
I bust a nut and get up and put on my white Ewings
I'm out the do'
All you might get is a rubber on the floor
Cause I'm ready to hit the road like Mario Andretti
Bitch, cause I'm steady mobbin

Bustin caps in the mix
Rather be judged by twelve than carried by six
Cause I'm gettin major
Fuck Pac Tel, move to Sky Pager
Told all my friends
Don't drink 8 Ball, cause St. Ide's is givin ends
Fools get drunk and wanna compete
Slapboxin in the street
Niggaz get mad, tempers are flarin
cause they got a few bitches starin
Just for the nappy heads
But scandalous bitches, make for happy Feds
I'm making my duty to cuss em
out, cause I just don't trust em
And if you tell on me I'm bombin on Betty
Bitch shoulda known I was steady mobbin

Since one-time so hot
Got me a stash spot in my hooptie for the glock
And I'm rollin on rims
Eating soul food, and neckbones from M&M's
Grumblin like a motherfucker
Greasy-ass lips, now I gots to take a tits
Saw Sir Jinx bailin'
When I hit a left, I moved felon, 'Whattup loc?'
Don't you know that niggaz get smoked
That take they life for a joke, get in nigga
I take you to the pad zoom
Went to mom's house and dropped a load in the bathroom
Jumped back in my low rider
Comin out feelin about ten pounds lighter
Went to Bone's house so I can get the gat
Looking for the place where all the hoes kick it at
Lench Mob ain't nuttin but tramps
But hoes lickin us like stamps
One fool brought the music for the yams
But Ice Cube had more amps, get in bitch
Cause I had the jam on
And I don't want to hear tits about a tampon
Give me the nappy and make me happy
The hoe said 'Pappy could you slap me
on the ass hard and fast
and could please try not to leave a gash?'
I said yeah, but I don't play sex
When I'm putting on the latex
Slipped on the condom
Fucked around and dropped the bomb son
And it came out sort of like confetti
In for the night, no longer steady mobbin

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

Money. It's a hit.
Don't give me that do-goody-good bulltits.

― Sean Robison (yaratnam), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

"what do you think you're looking at, sugarshit?

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

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