Ryan Adams new rap career = CLASSIC?

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Check it out here (STREAMING OF THE MAIN PAGE)

There's songs about drunken santas and arson if you look around too. Some people got the joke(stereogum, rolling stone), but the other Ryan(HI. Yes you) hasn't warmed up quite yet.

"Hey, Ryan Adams: STFU
You guys, the internet is so terrible. Today comes word that Ryan Adams has relaunched his website with a comical new Battlestar Galactica-style interface, soundtracked entirely by the tousled-haired singer/songwriter's own horrific beats and rhymes. Yes, he is rapping. In what is without question one of thee worst aural assaults of the year, Adams subjects visitors to no less than four minutes of a novelty hip-hop track that, at its best, consists of him shouting "NEW YORK CITY!", and at worst, has him putting on his best impression of a rappin' witch. There's also a fascinating song about a drunk Santa. It's a classic Adams wtf moment, a blatent publicity stunt we imagine he feels is unassailable since it's pretty much harmless and is just him goofing off and being his usual obnoxious self. You know what? No. This is basically criminal negligence. Who knows a lawyer?

Posted by Ryan Schreiber in wtf on Wed: 09-27-06: 02:34 PM CDT
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And what does Mr. Adams has to say about that?

pitchfork IS COMEDY.

* Author: Ryan
* 9/27/06 7:41:10 PM

pitchfork media. now THEY know comedy. they never take anything too seriously.
its like they hire one misunderstood fatass after another.
witty and cruel so easy to confuse.

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Re: pitchfork IS COMEDY.

* Author: Ryan
* 9/27/06 7:47:29 PM

what i meant was fatasses. fatheads. you know, empty barrels.
guys that try and pick up girls at sebadoh reunion gigs.
you know.
with those v sweaters and they got backpacks with their stuff in there.
there was a nice girl that worked there before though who was very nice on the phone, but you know, its MY week in the barrel again cause we posted some funny.
i like how they put ME as the guys. its US- its us all fucking around.
wait till you hear soundcheck covers. its all coming cause why not. its fun putting stupid shit up there and we are well aware that most of you are at work.
well, theoretically

*end long retarded post and i'm sure that someone else has written about this and i'm making a huge fool out of myself*

goodnight.

― MRZBW (MRZBW), Thursday, 28 September 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

nothing there now!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

omg love this. no, LOVE THIS!

― Wrinklepossum's Awesome Blossom (Wrinklepaws), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://download.yousendit.com/224CD34742595D69

It's there, but i'm guessing that you have some flash/shockwave/ninjamelting issues.

Here's the lyrics btw!

"kevincostner.com what the fuck?" is easily the lyric of the year.

"Look Who Got A Website" ï¿½Ryan Adams | Barland Music 2006

Awwwwwww shit.
Look who got a website.

That's right.

Dot com.
What the fuck.

CHORUS: Welcome to RyanAdams.com motherfucker

New York City it's up!