Quality Awkwardness: Stephin Merritt pimping Lemony Snickett on Fox Atlanta

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"I'm a pretty dark person"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahahahahaha.

That interviewer was trying so hard to keep things peppy.

― Nathan P1p (hoyanathan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

racist bastard.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, he's working the standard-issue "I'm officially a middle-aged gay man" baseball cap and leather jacket look.

I prefer the Aluminum Group.

― Myke. (Myke Weiskopf), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://lazybart27.tripod.com/Hib-Bish.gif

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

christ fucking Tripod
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/8a/150px-C-hibert.gif

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

Quality television.

― deekew (deekew), Thursday, 19 October 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure he is very bald now, that's why he always wears a hat.

His speaking voice seems so gravelly now. It must be all those cigarettes. I wonder how many years he has left. I also wonder if the whole incredibly gloomy thing is for real or just a joke. The day that SM dies, I will weep.

― Rat Nasty (ratnasty), Thursday, 19 October 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

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― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 19 October 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

And yet I still love him.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 19 October 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm only halfway through, and this is already one of the greatest interviews of all time. OF ALL TIME!

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Thursday, 19 October 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

Interviewer: I'm sure they're [the kids] gonna love the music as well...
Merritt: ...they better...
Interviewer: ...They better...[in low voice, apparently impersonating Merrit]...or else!
Merritt: ...exactly.
Interviewer: [still in patronizing low voice} Something dark could happen to them.
Merritt: Something dark will happen to them anyway.
Interviewer: hahahahahaha..alright..

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Thursday, 19 October 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

wow awesome; i'm reading the 13th book even as i type

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 October 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

today: mostly sunny

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 19 October 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

"Something dark will happen to them anyway"!!!

sir, you are great.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 19 October 2006 06:57 (nineteen years ago)

I like this cd! The books, not so much, though I think they're very well packaged.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Interviewer: [still in patronizing low voice} Something dark could happen to them.
Merritt: Something dark will happen to them anyway.

or, as he put it in his greatest song:

you won't be happy with me
but give me one more chance
you won't be happy anyway

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

I'm only halfway through, and this is already one of the greatest interviews of all time. OF ALL TIME!
― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Thursday, 19 October 2006 02:28 (3 years ago)

Zach, somehow quoting Kanye three years before he did the thing where he said the thing!

― Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Monday, 11 January 2010 10:32 (sixteen years ago)

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