ts: eliot smith's suicide = harder than 50 cent??

elLiotT

yeah i'm impaired

he wrote mopey indie songs. he got famous after a song of him got included in Patch Adams. fuck him. bruce willis 4 life

bt he understood the tragic joy of the drunkyard??

Dead Musicians

Whats a drunkyard? Is that where Nick Cave goes after a big night on the tiles?

"Hi, could I talk to Elliott Smith's sister?"
"Sure, hang on..."

[...]

"Hello?"
"Hi, are you Elliott Smith's sister?"
"Yeah, what do you want?"
"I heard on the Internet that your brother committed suicide, is that true?"
"Oh, hang on, I haven't heard, but let me try his cell..."

[...]

"Hey, you still there?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I called his cell and he didn't answer, and I called home and no one answered, so I called his bowling buddies and they haven't heard from him, so I don't know."
"Oh."
"Sure hope not, though. That would suck!"
"Yup."
"Well, OK, I have to get back to work."
"OK, thanks, Elliott Smith's sister!"
"You're very welcome, good night!"

-- Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, October 22, 2003 3:15 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

ts eliot smith

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