When ILE/Moderator board mods get shook

Iron tablets I hate them.

After asking you questions (and looking at your Diary or calendar records of flow) your doctor should do pelvic exam. If this is very painful, a culture should be taken to rule out infection that is a rare but serious cause for heavy flow. With the speculum a doctor see that bleeding is coming from the uterus and not from somewhere else.

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This is why ILE/Moderator board mods get shook: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6897023.stm

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was the clots square filled in by someone thinking it was a sponsorship form?

I'd stump up cash for a sponsored menstruate.

"CALL ME A DOCTOR, CALL ME A DOCTOR!!"

"Why, are you sick?"

"....->"

Although if it was Matt DC (or possibly Pash or possibly a third mod), I'd be bankrupted, amirite? amirite?
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you got banned for bumping the dog latin?

Dom = Dr Hillbilly
NRQ = Iron Yuppie

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you got banned for bumping the dog latin

Apparently so! Although in this all new exciting admin log-less ILx, I'm just going to assume that all mods on this site are racist.

Dunno if man like NRQ and Ferg and acrobat received similar punishments. I'd guess that, as natural British citizens, they wouldn't because all mods on this site are racist.

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nope

who banned the fat man?

-- acrobat, Friday, 13 July 2007 12:02 (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

dog latin still draws a lotta water in this town, passantino. you don't draw shit.

I love it when Dom plays the race card.

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ILE mods, yesterday

You got banned for being mean about multiple sclerosis!

Perhaps it is you that is shook

I love it when Dom plays the race card.

Cards from a deck STACKED UP BY NATURALIZED BRITISH CITIZENS AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE ME DAY IN DAY OUT

dom's in mah mediterranean brethren

RIP heaven needed an angry guy in a scarf.

I wasn't mean about multiple sclerosis! I made a gag that, if J$NOT had muscular dystrophy, he'd do well to save his energy by stop making the worst threads in ilx history!

Even LJ got my back on this one! Cyprus to Sicily reaching out hands across the ocean.

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so we'll post any new Benoit tidbits to ILWWE now eh

WTF, Dom that's pretty skanky even by your standards. I was going to ban you from this board, but it looks like someone already did.

-- Pashmina, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 12:22 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

It wasn't to do with march of the dog latins, anyway

hold steady...first admit our olives are better than your olives, bitch

Oh wait, yr banned from ILE? RIP.

JOKES BRUV

It takes four days for a ban to come through now? Good work on the new server, guys.

First they came for the noize board progenitors, and I didn't have Asperger's so I didn't speak out...

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I still don't understand that fucking mod board thread, serious. I think it's saying it's not OK to call someone an aspie if they have any illnesses, or something.

IP ban? you can't just make a new log-in?

or does an IP ban bar you from every forum

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pour one out for the big man

I've registered for two new accounts via a proxy server, but they're taking their time turning up.

Who is this JN$OT character, I've not noticed him until now

He does the awesome P&J poll threads.

Maybe put your foot through the proxy server and send ILX's out-of-control mod team the bill

I hope one of those new account names is THUMP

NOW I get it, I always misread that as aspic and I didn't understand why someone would be offended that someone called them a gelatine dish.

I notice ILE's mods are too busy lynching Poles to respond to this thread.

Mods Tongues In Aspic

larks' tongues in aspie

oh fuck marmot beat me by 1 second

GREATSLIGHTLY AUTISTIC MINDS THINK ALIKE

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Reving Dog Latin threads was the Reichstag fire. Matt DC enacts Enabling Act. Banning of Dom and Mong was the communists getting it. Marcello was the Social Democrats.

Does this make you Ernest Bevin and stevem George Landsbury?

DL = twin towers, MDC = patriot act, Dom = al-Zarqawi, Mong = wrongly arrested innocent hard-working Asian Brit dudes, MC = MENEZES

Reviving Dog Latin threads was 9/11. Matt DC launches The War On Terror. Banning of Dom and Mong was the war in Afghanistan. Marcello was Iraq.

HenrQ = Abu Hamza, Acrobat = George Galloway, stevem...hmm, was there anyone nearby laughing and dancing when Menezes got shot

stevem: hans blix

Mong = wrongly arrested innocent hard-working Asian Brit

lol u typical brummie

I kind of feel like a backpacking student writing inane shit on the Berlin wall in marker pen at this stage

DEEP DOWN DON'T WE ALL KNOW THIS IS NOT A CREATIVE OR CRITICAL SPACE

I am completely out of my depth here

You’ve got to admit we hit a spot of bad form
We use to be hot but now it’s getting kinda of luke warm
Wouldn’t you agree we need a change of scenery
Instead of going through the motions like machinery
I think it’s time to change the oil in our motor
Instead of living by the same old rota
Good times yeah I know we had our quota
Don’t you think it’s time we go some place we never go to
I’m disinclined to sit and watch the dust settle
Turn up the heat and get like Popocatepetl
Grit your teeth and strike a blow against tedium
We could be happy if we struck a happy medium
I haven’t a clue where spontaneity went
But we are never impulsive to the same extent
Once upon and way back when I use to be keen
But now I need a break from the old routine

What do you mean we need a break from the old routine?
We need a break from the old routine

We just ain’t gelling anymore we are congealing
The same four walls and the same old ceiling
We got to find the knack to get the feeling back
Take up the slack and maybe you and I can stay intact
The two of us have got to get dynamic as a duo
Or we’ll be dealing with the Lost Love Bureau
We gotta make a winning stand not like Custar
We don’t lack the will we just lack the lustre
Once upon a time we took a shine
But the shine is growing dimmer in the daily grind
We may aspire to be climbing higher peaks
But we never get higher trying tired techniques
So look me in the eye and tell me straight
Try to deny that we’ve begun to stagnate
Because when I come to you I come clean
We need a break from the old routine

You know we’ve got the essential credentials
But we never seem to manage our potential
Why is this? We’re both too timid in the final analysis
We touch down but we can never convert
We’re pulling our punches but we’re still getting hurt
When love dies, check out the post mortem
The probable cause of death will be boredom
We need to open up our box of tricks
Giving love a chance to rise like Phoenix
Sublime to ridiculous and then back
Stacking the spice of life upon the spice rack
Till joy flows unchecked
And we can laugh at our troubles in retrospect
Here and now and by the same token
The old routine has to to be broken

Tell me exactly what you mean when you say to me
That what we really need
Is a break from the old routine

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"the pinnacle of the "lol britpop" crew's zing culture."

whoever originally posted that really needs to do some suicide

-- DG, Thursday, September 13, 2007 8:02 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

DG morelike dgay

DG argued his point quite well there i thought

what the fuck are any of you talking about?

this is all like inside gay rock crit shit.

Perhaps it is you that is shook

-- That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 13 July 2007 11:04 (1 month ago)

its a british thing

it's an Italian thing

Batts was a made man; Tommy wasn't. We had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Tommy in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open-casket funeral.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, July 13, 2007 4:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

FYI

Reviving sensitive threads for a lame joke isn't cool, guys.

-- Matt DC, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 5:10 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

battered womens syndrome c/d ;_;

'sensitive threads'
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The thread that had to be revived.

this is funny because it makes people think of louis masturbating

-- blueski, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 10:51 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

we all have day jobs we do perhaps too well

great thread

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/page/item/b008zlpm.shtml

Contains strong language.

Lily Allen and Friends may be unsuitable for young audiences.
Yes, I am over 16

As if anyone over 16 would watch this anyway.

i did actually fear a rupture reading some of the stuff up there ^^^

ghost post

told you it was good

RIP RIP

lol

Pash, you don't half pick the worst ILX posters to play Captain Save-A-Ho to

What the fuck are you even on about?

Wait, who mods ILM now? Just you and Matt?

No, there's a bunch of different people.

One of them's all :-( at me.

I thought you'd be used to it by now!

(I've got to admit, Dom, I find this meta/forum beef stuff a bit really, really embarrasing.)

how come this was never locked?

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(I've got to admit, Dom, I find this meta/forum beef stuff a bit really, really embarrasing.)

-- Pashmina, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 11:29 (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Just because you don't care about ILX history, doesn't mean the rest of us don't.

TEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM

lol dom bored at work lol

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