1. Rich celebrity musicians complaining about how tough it is to be a rich celebrity musician. Oh yeah, I can totally relate to that with my student loan and 22 square meter flat.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 9 August 2007 09:25 (eighteen years ago)
"Mist boring"? Er, make that "most".
okay Tuomas Cuomo
― Dr. Superman, Thursday, 9 August 2007 09:26 (eighteen years ago)
This is probably a subcategory of number 1:
2) Rappers complaining how hoes didn't care about them when they were starting their career, but now that they're famous hoes are all around them.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 9 August 2007 09:27 (eighteen years ago)
xpost— #3— Tuomas. Whenever I hear a song about him, I'm like, jeez, give it a rest already.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)
4) The mating cycle of the Arabian oryx
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)
5) Pie
6) Love
― blueski, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)
7) Unrest in spinneys or copses
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)
8) Being unable to decide between pie and fucking an Arabian oryx
9) Standardized deductions for a married couple making $45-60,000 per year, with no children.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)
10) Tile grout.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
11. Proposals to ban Louis Jagger
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
12) Swedish Ennui.
13) East European trade tariffs, 1765 to 1830
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
13) The techniques mandated by the Treaty of Westphalia regarding religious census-taking.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)
15) The proper numeration of lists that include at least 100 items, compiled in a mad rush of first-come, first-served heirarchy.
16) The later novellas of Stendhal
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)
17) Why Trotsky was right.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)
18) I've just seen this awesome movie called Donnie Darko
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
19) The quickest route from Nantwich to Kidderminster, avoiding the M6
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
20) Snigglets.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
21) I'm a big boy now
22) I Think I ate there once.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
23) The lesser Antilles.
24) http://nigelmansell.free.fr/kingnigelhome.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
25) Why I voting for Dennis Kucinich (to alter the political environment, despite his not having a chance at being president).
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)
26) Cake day in the employee lounge.
27) ILX beef
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)
28) Born to Amble
29) Heroin addiction
― Just got offed, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
30) My parents' remarkably functional marriage of 33 years.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)
31) Sanatogen addiction
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)
32) Rupert Murdoch's Dow Jones bid.
33) Commemorative plates.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
34) The new Jimmy Stewart stamps.
35) Where do all those odd socks go?
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
36) The old Elvis Presley stamps.
37) She cheated on you. We get it.
― C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)
38) David Letterman's Top Ten list from December 9th, 1994.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)
39) Do I have pleursy?
40) If you think about it, the extreme Left and the extreme Right are the same as each other
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)
41) Tenby
42) Ibuprofen addiction.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)
43) I am really good at Mornington Crescent.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)
44) Nasal hair
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)
45) Worlds of Warcraft.
46) Socks addiction
47) I once had a sandwich with four types of cheese.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)
48) Peni
― C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)
55) OG Jokes
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)
56) Pitchfork.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)
57) Have you seen my keys anywhere?
58) Punk rock '80s covers.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)
59) Are you a homeowner between the ages of 25 and 55?
― Just got offed, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)
60) My doctor says I don't have irritable bowel syndrome, but I'm seeking a second opinion.
61) The unbearable lightness of being
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)
62) The morning commute.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
63) Why I should have finished college.
64) Bran.
65) Big Lebowski quotes.
66) Defenestration
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
67) The correct pronunciation of 'Albumen'
― Just got offed, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
68) Brett Michaels.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
69) Dulux's new Royal Touch range
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
70) Real men don't eat quiche.
71) Headlice
― Just got offed, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)
72) Owning all of Snow Patrol's albums.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)
73) Rickrolling.
74) Joan Rivers
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)
75) Immigration reform.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)
76) Refreshing a computer screen, to see if you can get to 100.
77) Taco addiction
78) Our generation's comparatively lower sperm count.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)
79) Discovering a ruler on your adolescent son's bedside table
― Just got offed, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)
80) My defiantly ironic stance.
81) Does this smell off to you?
82) Pornography is oppressive to women I would like to date.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)
83) The Electroclash scene in Lappeenranta
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)
84) Unclogging the dishwasher.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)
85) Ibiza.
86) Electroclash addiction.
87) My Galaxians hi score
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)
86) Sam Fox is a what?
― Just got offed, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)
88) My conflation of sex and violence.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)
89) Counting to some number, then getting confused, and having to start over.
90) Boots the Chemist
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)
91) Words that can be repeated until they sound funny when you say them.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)
93) Not changing from 86 to 88
― Just got offed, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)
94) Causing numerical confusion
95) Dry, silent farts.
96) 92.
97) Hope this helps
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)
98) Thread lock.
― I eat cannibals, Thursday, 9 August 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)
99) zzz Not enough insight.
― The Reverend, Friday, 10 August 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)
100) Belated thread revive.
― acrobat, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)
101) The continually decreasing number of bottles of beer on the wall
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)
Iron Maiden have songs about BOTH number 13s on this list...
― m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
102) Mist
― henry s, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)
103) New England Clam Chowder
― henry s, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)