Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

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Pear Jam -- Jeremy (the part near the end where Eddie Vedder is angstily bleating 'hoo hoo hoo hoo' is much improved with "HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS")

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:51 (ten years ago) Permalink

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

Dom Passantino, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:58 (ten years ago) Permalink

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 18:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

Take a break, steendriver 8

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

three
hun
dred
six
ty
five
de
grees

BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

dad a, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/6/9/5/565962_356x237.jpg
HOOS know my STEEN

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
http://www.newrealm.com/charts/images/blackmoon_photo.gif

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:31 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

matt2, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:51 (ten years ago) Permalink

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

clotpoll, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

gabbneb, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:17 (ten years ago) Permalink

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:26 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:27 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS the man with the master plan?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:35 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

Trip Maker, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:48 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

Emily Bjurnhjam, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

electricsound, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:18 (ten years ago) Permalink

I feel a HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
(I feel a) HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
Cotton candy steen as gold
Lemme see that tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
...
To the left to the left
to the right to the right
to the front to the front
to the back to the back
now drive, drive, drive
now drive, drive, drive

ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Sunday, 13 April 2014 02:47 (four years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Throwaway lines often zing HOOS

Bo Diddley Is A Threadkiller (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:57 (four years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
I was the third brother of five
Doing what I had to do to steendrive

RIP, Bobby

Riot In #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 29 June 2014 04:43 (four years ago) Permalink

true

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 29 June 2014 21:02 (four years ago) Permalink

Way too obvious but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nIHZ-0kS4

, Monday, 7 July 2014 17:45 (four years ago) Permalink

Working on the night HOOS
Front page, steendriving news

Albiceleste Square Mall (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 July 2014 16:07 (four years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

All my sorrow
All my HOOS

That's His Grandmother Doug On Bass (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 12:52 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

But however much I HOOS
There ain't no way grout

Santiniketan Go Straight To The Ghat (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:09 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

There's a kind of HOOS
All over the world tonight

Zings for a Tailor (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 October 2014 04:07 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

wow

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 December 2014 22:43 (three years ago) Permalink

I'm crying
HOOS gr8080 gr8080

Murdstone From The Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 December 2014 03:18 (three years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFdd2g7sCQ

Since he died I lost my will to ride
It's 'neath the surface
With my shame and my pride
Someday it will explode
Explode in the sky
All the way to the top of Steens Mountain

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 25 April 2015 19:07 (three years ago) Permalink

^actual lyric. I'm thinking maybe I spend too much time on ilx.

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 25 April 2015 19:08 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

And I can hardly wait
To steen with HOOS again

Faron Young Folks (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 5 June 2015 01:33 (three years ago) Permalink

All we have to HOOS
Is take these lies and make them truth

... (Eazy), Friday, 5 June 2015 01:47 (three years ago) Permalink

Why you gotta steen so HOOS?

Never Mind The Blecchs, Here's The James Redd Orche (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 June 2015 00:17 (three years ago) Permalink

Don't you know I'm Hurting2

Never Mind The Blecchs, Here's The James Redd Orche (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 June 2015 00:25 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Me importa HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
y solamente HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
Me importa HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
y nadie más que HOOS

Eternal Return To Earth (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 00:17 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

I wish that for just one time
You could stan inside my HOOS
You'd know what a drag it is to steen you

Bon Iver Meets G.I. Joe (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 07:00 (two years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

I'm just second hand HOOS
I'm just second hand HOOOOOOOOS
yeaaaah

yes wave (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 15:40 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

i know when that HOOSline bling
that can only mean one steen

rip van wanko, Thursday, 7 January 2016 16:35 (two years ago) Permalink

every since I left the city HOOS HOOS HOOS

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 7 January 2016 16:39 (two years ago) Permalink

Put on your Redd shoes
And dance the HOOS
To the steen that they're driving
On the patio

Blackstar Linus Must Comp (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 January 2016 01:00 (two years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

'cause when you're HOOSTEEN
and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 5 February 2016 16:14 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

I could not foresee this steen happening to HOOS

Jesperson, I think we're lost (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 March 2016 05:00 (two years ago) Permalink

'My friends feel it's their appointed duty
They keep driving to steen me
All you want to do is HOOS me
But my answer, yeah to all that HOOS me stuff
I want to steen the HOOS
That if it steens this good getting HOOSed
You just steen on HOOSing me
Until you HOOS me up
Until you HOOS me up

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:48 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Now I steen my drive
Following him whenever he's with HOOS

PiL Communication (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 25 April 2016 03:57 (two years ago) Permalink

The beautiful ones
They always steen to
HOOS

Radio Free European Son (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 15:13 (two years ago) Permalink

HOOS
Eye steendrive
4 HOOS

The WLS National Batdance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 May 2016 22:03 (two years ago) Permalink

'cause when you're HOOSTEEN
and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, February 5, 2016 11:14 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol.

how girl's (how's life), Monday, 2 May 2016 17:41 (two years ago) Permalink

Now Hurting, HOOS, M. White
I give you REDD

The WLS National Batdance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 May 2016 14:50 (two years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

POLL your HOOS together
With Rotosound Zings!

TS Hugo Largo vs. Al Factotum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 02:13 (one year ago) Permalink

eight months pass...

I wanna put on/My my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with HOOS

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 8 December 2017 19:35 (seven months ago) Permalink

*boogies*

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 December 2017 20:58 (seven months ago) Permalink

give it up or turn it, HOOS!

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Saturday, 9 December 2017 03:45 (seven months ago) Permalink

the HOOS are back in town
(the HOOS are back in town)

fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Saturday, 9 December 2017 11:51 (seven months ago) Permalink

Now you are messing with, a son of a HOOS... now you are messing with a son of a HOOS

earlnash, Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:54 (seven months ago) Permalink

give it up or turn it, HOOS!

Wait, we never did that one before?

Burru Men Meet Burryman ina Wicker Man (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 16 December 2017 23:59 (seven months ago) Permalink

ahem

Burru Men Meet Burryman ina Wicker Man (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 December 2017 00:00 (seven months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

These foolish zings
Remind me of HOOS

Dr. Winston ‘Merritone’ Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:29 (six months ago) Permalink

I have no idea who HOOS is or the history but my iPhone insists on correcting words to say HOOS

calstars, Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:34 (six months ago) Permalink

nuey lewis and the HOOS: ‘give me the keys (and i’ll steendrive you crazy)’

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 January 2018 00:26 (six months ago) Permalink

‘Big Hoos’ has no specific meaning, except that it is a larger version of ‘Hoos’,

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:43 (2 years ago)

― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, January 30, 2011 7:11 PM (six years ago)

xp get familiar

j., Monday, 1 January 2018 00:59 (six months ago) Permalink

Drivin' that train
High on Cocaine
Hoos you know you better
Watch your steen!

Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that hoosteen
just crossed my mind

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 16:50 (six months ago) Permalink

And I can hardly wait
To steen with HOOS again

― Faron Young Folks (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, June 4, 2015 9:33 PM (two years ago)

The Harmony Illustrated Encyclopedia of Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 09:41 (six months ago) Permalink

four months pass...

won't you let me take you on a
STEEN HOOS

I am George III, I went a little cray (rip van wanko), Monday, 7 May 2018 15:57 (two months ago) Permalink

For Redd is the color
That my gr8080 wore
And what's more
It's HOOS
Yes it is, it's HOOS

Nashville #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 May 2018 03:57 (two months ago) Permalink

Come on and marry me, Bill
I got the wedding bells blues

Nashville #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 May 2018 04:35 (two months ago) Permalink

aarrgh, it's late

Come on and marry me, Bill
I got the wedding bell HOOS

Nashville #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 May 2018 04:36 (two months ago) Permalink


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