Young girl, get out of my mind/My love for you is way out of line

Can you imagine the outroar in the tabloids if a song had those lyrics today?

Clair
the moment I met you
I swear I felt as if something
Somewhere had happened to me
Which I couldn't see.

And then the moment I met you again
I knew in my heart that we were friends
It had to be so it couldn't be no
But try as hard as I might do.

I don't know why you get to me
In a way I can't describe
Words mean so little
When you look up and smile.

I don't care what people say to me
You're more than a child oh Clair
Clair

"you're sixteen, you're beautiful, and you're mine"

"then an angel appeared, she was just seventeen, in a dirty old gown, with a conscience so clean"

"sexy and seventeen, my little rock and roll queen"

oh, and Neil Diamond wrote "Sweet Caroline" for a prepubescent Caroline Kennedy...

Francene just turned thirteen, prettiest girl I ever seen

ZZ Top

Isn't there a hilarious story about some dude out of Phish being on the school bus too?

Yes there is and it's beautiful

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Regardless of whether Gordon has to face a judge next month, law-enforcement sources say unofficial justice was already delivered. The Hell's Angels, who detained Gordon for police, were not, the sources say, gentle with sensitive areas of the rock star's body.

Robbles.

So the Sherman Brothers wrote Your Sixteen, who were best known for their work w/ Disney (Small World, etc.), but then Ringo covered it and altered it forever.

We see in the back
Of the City Hall mind
The dream of a girl about thirteen
Off with her clothes and into a bed
Where she tickles his fancy
All night long
....

And he loves it, he loves it
It curls up his toes
She bites his fat neck
And it lights up his nose
But he cannot be fooled
Old City Hall Fred
She's nasty, she's nasty
She digs it in bed
That's right

Do it again, ha
And do it some more
Hey, that does it, by golly
And she's nasty for sure
Nasty nasty nasty
Nasty nasty nasty
Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty

She's a dirty young mind, corrupted corroded
Well she's thirteen today, and I hear she gets loaded

If she were my daughter, I'd...
What would you do, Frankie?
If she were my daughter, I'd ...
What would you do, Frankie?
Check this out
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again, oh baby
Smother that girl in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again, oh baby
She's my teen-age baby
She turns me on
I'd like to make her do a nasty
On the White House lawn
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
And boogie 'till the cows come home

where's bill wyman?