Best Song Title?

"Kites Are Fun"

"Cigarette Tricks"

"You Drink A Lot of Coffee For A Teenager"

Don Cab is great for this thread:
"Sure We Had Knives Around"
"Details on How to Get Iceman on Your License Plate"
"Bears See Things Pretty Much the Way They Are"

Also Mclusky:
"The Differences Between Me and You Is That I'm Not on Fire"
"Bipolar Bears Take Seattle"

Two from The Uniform that have stuck with me:

"Calling Shit Shit When It Is"
"If It Takes The Form of a Human, I'll Kick It's Ass"

I've never even heard the band.

Also, "We Was Just Boys, Living in a Dead Ass German Shepard" by Hella.

I like cusses...

I'm kinda partial to "Kicker of Elves" by Guided By Voices.

"If This Gun Were Real (I'd Shoot You and Sleep in the Big Bed with Mommy)" by the Happy Flowers

These are all exceptional titles!

Another one of my favourites...

The Spontaneous Combustion Of John - The Flaming Lips

There are several other great FLips titles also.

Kraftwerk's "For Fuck's Sake Stop Posting"

60 years of Country Music to thread

Oh yeah, that Kraftwerk song is wonderful!
Probably the best title yet!

Hatfield & the North to thread:

"Big John Wayne Socks Psychology in the Jaw"
"Giant Land Crabs in Earth Takeover Bid"

Country music titles for sure. My fave is "Your Wife's Been Cheatin' On Us Again."

Other great Happy Flowers titles:

"Mr. Fuck"
"Stop Touching My Food"
"Let's Eat the Baby (Like My Gerbils Did)"
"Charlie Said the F-word Again"
"Mom and Dad Like the Baby More Than Me"
"Why Didn't You Tell Me You Were Bringing Home a Baby?"
"If It was Broken, You'd Be Screaming"

"You're the Reason our Kids are Ugly"

anal cunt to thread

100 albums with the best,coolest,most hilarious songtitles ever

I'm surprised Alex in NYC didn't cite Belfegore's "Comic With Rats Now"

Never a fave of mine.

I mean, damn fine band, but not a great song.

Andre Williams:

Only Black Man In South Dakota
Lookin' Down at You - Lookin' Up at Me
I Wanna Be Your Favorite Pair of Pajamas
Let Me Put It In

without msg we are nothing

How is it possible that the Happy Flowers people forgot "Mom I Gave the Cat Some Acid?"

Rumah Sakit's "No-one Likes A Grumpy Cripple" belongs here.

Oxes "I'm From Hell, Open A Windle," sorta like the Godz there, they'll spell it however the fuck they like.

Always liked "The Balad of Extreme Hate" by Halo of Flies

And I'm sure there's plenty of room for Man or Astroman here, there better be: "Multi-Variational Stimuli of Sub-Turgid Foci Covering Cross Evaluative Techniques for Cognitive Analysis of Hypersignificant Graph Peaks Following Those Intersubjective Modules Having Biodegradable Seepage"

Timbuk 3: "The Future's So Bright (I Gotta Wear Shades)"

Kookie Kookie Lend Me Your Comb

I was always partial to
King Crimson - Mother Hold The Candle Steady While I Shave The Chicken's Lip

"Here's To Evil, Clink" by Dis-

Mclusky noted earlier. Other greats of theirs:

"Reformed Arsonist Seeks Child Bride"
"See Them, Smell Them, Sign Them"
"The Habit that Kicks Itself"
"Rock vs. Single Parents"
"Slay!"
"Clique Application Form"
"The World Loves Us and Is Our Bitch"

"Here's To Evil, Clink" by Dis-

Dad A

That whole album is overflowing with great titles! In fact I believe I cited it as "Album With The Best Song Titles" in some old thread of the same name.

"As Young Woman Wanted Now 31 Years Old So No Good" - Srei Sothear & Sinn Sisamouth

Also by SS & SS - "Gentlemen Chill Out At A Bar"

I can't get over how good "Black Steel In The Hour Of Chaos" is

A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld

mingus had a few

"orange was the color of her dress"
"goodbye pork pie hat"
"reincarnation of a love bird"
"oh lord please don't let them drop that atomic bomb on me"
"gunslinging bird, or, if charlie parker were a gunslinger there'd be a lot of dead imitators"
"the shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers"

The B-52's-There's a Moon in the Sky (Called the Moon)

There's a lot of good Pet Shop Boys ones, I'd probably go with The Truck Driver & His Mate.

Do You Want New Wave Or Do You Want The Truth?

You're Easy, I'm Hard.

"To Be Naked and French is Always Hard"

Something by Cannibal Corpse.