damo suzuki's wang

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ethan saw it.

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

this is a thread for other people who have seen damo suzuki's wang to talk about their experiences.

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

and to talk about how the experience of seeing damo suzuki's wang has changed how they hear the music of can (incl. malcolm mooney period).

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

also invited is speculation on how seeing damo suzuki's wang might change your perceptions of can

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

it's clearly obvious that jaki had/has the biggest wang of all of them.

― jess, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

not allowed: posts about seeing other musicians' wangs, or wanting to. get your own thread.

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

that means jaki leibenzeit or whoever too.

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You guys are perverts. (aka I wuv you. heheheh)

― nathalie, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I wanna see Czukay's wang the most!!

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

despite the joking nature of this thread i really did see damo suzuki's naked penis.

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

THERE IS NOTHING HUMOROUS ABOUT THIS

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I mean come on it's damo suzuki

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

do you feel as if you are on a first-name basis now, ethan?

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Was he cut?

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I am betting not.

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i referred to him as damo before i met him actually. it's pronounced dah-mo, you know.

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

CUT OR NOT ETHAN!!!

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

too quick a flash to see, i mostly remember lots of black hair and a tiny bit of pink.

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

and he was about to pee so it couldve been pulled back if he was.

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Some guys don't do that, you know. It's like a personal preference thing.

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

no matt i didnt know that, because you dont talk to me about uncut penises nearly enough.

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

you're coming dangerously close to changing the topic, matt

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Okay, then. Ethan, did it look like this?

http://www.acornworld.net/~jmayrand/gif/WangSys.GIF

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ima bust u down:eTHAN P23> ha ha it was so great because i came out of the bathroom, like i was leaving right as he was unzipping so when i got back out i was like

ima bust u down:eTHAN P23> NATHAN GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW AND SEE DAMOS WANG

ima bust u down:eTHAN P23> and he was like WHAT???

ima bust u down:draw a hexagon> hahaha

ima bust u down:eTHAN P23> and i was like SHUT UP JUST GO I'LL EXPLAIN LATER

ima bust u down:eTHAN P23> but he wouldnt go!

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

http://www.physics.wsu.edu/ Personnel/faculty/Pictures/wang.jpg

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Note: NOT Damo Suzuki. Probably has his wang, though.

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

http://www.whitehouse.gov/ history/presidents/images/wh9.gif

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

OKAY OKAY WM HENRY DID NOT HAVE A JAP WANG

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

oh come now I am SURE he never saw damo suzuki's wang. please respect the guidelines for the thread. I don't care if you HAVE seen damo suzuki's wang, you still have to follow the rules.

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Harrison hatred!

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

wm h is a thug before his time man just like that nigga pac man always hated never overrated!!

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Pac-Man was, indeed, before his time.

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

just like that nigga pac-man!!

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/cvg/nexus/features/gallery/thumb nails/pacmanpops3.jpg
Realest Nigga Pops.

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

later on stage he was wearing very tight jeans that showcased his erection.

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

are you talking about pac-man or william henry harrison??

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

and does this have anything to do with your seeing it?

― Josh, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

So that's why the ghost looks like that!!

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I AM DAMO SUZUKI

― mark e smith, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

go to bed jess.

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

draw a hexagon: i love the album art; it's the best.
eTHAN P23: i know!! seriously
draw a hexagon: ethan, whoever designed that knows what's up.
eTHAN P23: the back cover of rooty is even better than the monkey

http://www.bonsaipotato.com/ Comp/CM/rooty.html

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

NOTICE: Above link does not work!
Use http://www.b onsaipotato.com/Comp/CM/rooty.html instead.

― matthew m., Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Do you recall what was revealed/
The day the music died?"

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ethan saw Damo's wang. He admired the SPRAY, but Damo told him, DON'T TURN THE LIGHT ON LEAVE ME ALONE. OH YEAH said Ethan, I'M SO GREEN, but I'm just trying to make a CONNECTION. In that case, Damo replied, BRING ME COFFEE OR TEA and then you'll really see some MOONSHAKE.

― Andrew L, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

When Ethan saw Damo's head, he was born and he was dead.

― Damian, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

IWANT MORE!!!

― said ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

last nite a dj shaved my life.

― solewaxing crew, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Now if it was ICHIRO Suzuki's wang...

― briania, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i did go to bed! my computer crashed when i opened up damo suzukis website to find a picture of him to photoshop an erection on!

― jess, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

http://www.classicgaming.com/pac-man/Cartoon/family.jpg

― ain't no nigga, like the one i gots, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think it's clear that Josh needs to start blogging again.

― Jordan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Or perhaps there should be a seperate board for wang-related discussions (ILW?).

― Jordan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Those Pac-Man balls looks scrumptuous. I'm sure they'd go great w/ Damo's wang and provide the recommended daily allowance of VITAMIN C! (Protein, too.)

― Daver, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

son of a gun.

― nathalie, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

that was the best thread I've ever read

― philT, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Here's an offer no-one here can refuse.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20000526l.jpg

― Lord Custos 2.0 beta, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

nine months pass...

Just got back from the Suzuki concert, and as it turns out my friend was whizzing just beside him in the bathroom--thus potentially getting a clear few of Damo's wang. I couldn't pry any wang-related info from my friend, however.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 23 February 2003 09:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

clear few = clear view

― Amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 23 February 2003 09:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

I told my friend he would live to regret the day he did not attempt to cruise Damo Suzuki in the boys' room of the Fireside Bowl.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 23 February 2003 09:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

ethan - rumour has it damo's coming back to town

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 23 February 2003 09:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

He was doing something at the Knitting Factory while I was in NYC. I thought about going to see his wang but I couldn't afford it.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 February 2003 04:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I almost saw Richard Dreyfuss's wang at the Brooklyn Academy of Music but I was foiled by bathroom line logistics.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 24 February 2003 14:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

six years pass...

and he was about to pee so it couldve been pulled back if he was.

― ethan, Saturday, May 11, 2002 7:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Some guys don't do that, you know. It's like a personal preference thing.

― matthew m., Saturday, May 11, 2002 7:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no matt i didnt know that, because you dont talk to me about uncut penises nearly enough.

― ethan, Saturday, May 11, 2002 7:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― kiss me thru the faggot burgerphone (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 24 September 2009 06:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I read recently about how Julia Nagle, formerly of the Fall, still gets male Fall fans asking her about Mark E. Smith's penis.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 24 September 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

was that a side project?

― Mark G, Thursday, 24 September 2009 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

candidate for worst. interviewer. ever.

http://www.wooooomag.com/?p=1519

choice excerpt....

So, how cool is it that you were in Can? Do you wake up and think, “Man, I was in Can!”
No, no. It’s not like that.

It’s pretty cool though.
I’m not like a star.

You are to me.
It’s okay.

― Deluxe Merseybeat Wig (Jack Battery-Pack), Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Do you, like, sing ‘Vitamin C’ in the shower?
No, no, no.
That song is so dope. So is ‘Oh Yeah’.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh the thread title promised such great heights but that interviewer is really riling me up.

― we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Thursday, 5 November 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

just watched this kraut documentary (forget which part damo was in) and he just kinda goes, "uh, i don't remember much about being in can, i was soooooo stoned all the time" <3 <3 <3

http://www.progdome.com/player.php?catid=42&subcatid=&vid=519&videoDisplay=Krautrock1.flv

― jaxon, Thursday, 5 November 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

and during the interview as well, it would seem.

― figuratively, but in a very real way (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

"hippy, but not hippy"

― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.whitehouse.gov/ history/presidents/images/wh9.gif

rip

― goole, Monday, 16 November 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

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