though "dwarf with a trash bag" sounds great to "smoke on the water"......
― m0stlyClean, Friday, 3 October 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link
holy shit!
Dwarf with a trash bagRiding on a bike
― sarahell, Friday, 3 October 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
Whenever I opt for cayenne in a recipe, Guided by Voices' "Cheyenne" is never far from my mind
― Simon H., Friday, 3 October 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
A single glimpse of purityIn a flickering lightCayenne seems right
― Simon H., Friday, 3 October 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
xxp: holy shit indeed... now, i am really hoping i one day will see a little person with a garbage bag on a bicycle... what a strange thing to hope for....
― m0stlyClean, Saturday, 4 October 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link
The album title My Name Is Albert Ayler always makes me start singing
Oh, my name is Albert Ayler,I hope you like my showI know you're rootin' for me, but now I have to SKRONNNNKSREEEEESRIIIERAAARRRK
to the tune of this: http://youtu.be/ESEiJlseLWo
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 4 October 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
lol:_Hi dere. I can never find this thread when I need it. Now that it was recently revived I can't remember what I wanted to post.― Croupier's Cabin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, November 21, 2013 7:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink_
_Hi dere. I can never find this thread when I need it. Now that it was recently revived I can't remember what I wanted to post.
― Croupier's Cabin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, November 21, 2013 7:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink_
― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 4 October 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
Lock the taskbar = rock the casbah
― paolo, Sunday, 5 October 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
The code to the bins in my black of flats is C1389 which I sing to TVC 15 by Bowie. It's getting to the point where I'm avoiding taking the recycling out because I don't want that stupid earworm.
― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Sunday, 5 October 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link
I realized just now that besides not remembering the thread title, I do this so often that it is probably not worth posting about.
― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 October 2014 01:06 (nine years ago) link
Of course that's never stopped me before.
Anyway I've committed to memory that this thread's name starts with "Phrases" and it was created by upside-down Whiney so it should be smooth sailing from here on in.
― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 October 2014 01:09 (nine years ago) link
i always sing "The Big Payback" as "It's Vic Tayback!"
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 02:45 (nine years ago) link
Me too! In fact about a week or two ago I posted "Vic Tayback! Revenge!" on Mr. Fine Wine's FB page because I thought we had discussed this years ago on more than one occasion and that he did the same thing, but he claimed ignorance.
― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 October 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link
huh, i've been doing that more or less since i first heard the song as a kid. I wonder how many of us there are.
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 02:55 (nine years ago) link
I've been doing it for a decade or two, which is maybe since when you were a kid.
Trying to remember who was with me and Mr. FW when we had this discussion so as to triangulate and corroborate.
Seems to me there was sometimes additional discussion about Vic Tayback's appearance on Star Trek TOS.
― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 October 2014 02:59 (nine years ago) link
i've been doing it for three decades so
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 03:03 (nine years ago) link
You win then.
― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 October 2014 03:11 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPxxG31JOCg
― You Better Go Ahn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 6 October 2014 03:12 (nine years ago) link
I've said this one elsewhere on ILX, but every time I make a curry it's 'Cumin, cumin, cumin, cumin, cumin, cumin... after all'
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Monday, 6 October 2014 09:21 (nine years ago) link
I almost forgot this one, whenever I see Fujiya and Miyagi's name, I sing it to "Kokomo"
Fujiya, Miyagi, oooh i wanna take ya
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, January 11, 2009 9:17 AM (5 years ago)
Guess who's playing in SF tonight, and guess what song is now stuck in my head after the DJ read the entertainment listings for tonight
― sarahell, Sunday, 12 October 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link
http://www.arlingtonglassrepair.com/files/uploads/2012/08/broken_glass-11.jpg
BROKEN GLASS, everywhere!people pissin' on the stairsyou know they just don't care
― clouds, Sunday, 19 October 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link
Ooh, I remembered one the other day. Every time I get the train through here:
http://www.nationalrail.co.uk/SME/html/NRE_TBD/images/photos/800/o3208-0020065.jpg
I sing the station name to the tune of 'True Colours'.
― emil.y, Sunday, 19 October 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
http://www.harborfreight.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/i/m/image_18808.jpg
slicin' up eyeballs, whoahoahoahoaDEGREASER
― clouds, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 04:16 (nine years ago) link
not quite the same but anytime somebody says "these are the only X I know of" I have to restrain myself from singing the tag to lehrer's "the elements" -- "these are the only ones of which the news has come to haaaarvard / and there may be any others but they haven't been discaaaavered."
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
I have kind of the reverse problem - phrases of certain lengths always get stuck in my head to certain tunes. e.g., anything with 7-8 syllables starts reverberating to the tune of "Camptown Races." So the other day I was in the store and, after passing through the dairy aisle, started singing, "Lowfat cultured buttermilk, doo dah, doo dah . . ."
Similarly, six-syllable phrases get the classic conga line rhythm, a la The Simpsons' "You don't win friends with salad, You don't win friends with salad!"
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link
ah shit..... i do that six syllable conga thing sometimes too.......
― m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
Carphone Warehouse = 'Cartoon Boyfriend'
― Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link
Been working on some marketing materials for women in menopause called "Red Hot Mamas" which keeps making think of:
"Red hot mamaVelvet charmerTime's come to pay your dues
[chorus:]Now you're messin' with aA SON OF A BITCH"
Also, working with a clinic in a little town called Cottage Grove which leads to fucking China Grove.
― Darin, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
in college a friend and I changed the words to Wings' "Let'em In":
Joseph StalinMao ZedongLeon Trotskyall sing along
Fidel CastroIdi AminVladimirLEEEENNNIIIIIINNNNN(ooh yeah)
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
The Korean filmmaker Hong Sang-soo's name is a pretty close rhyme to "Song Sung Blue"
Hong Sang-sooLikes to use his zoom lens...
― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link
Not a phrase but an action - I sing "Cold As Ice" by Foreigner (specifically "You're digging for gold/Yet throwing away/A fortune in feelings/But someday you'll pay") whenever I clean the cat box so now that song reminds me of cat poop.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 23:28 (nine years ago) link
lol. I always sing "I really don't like it/Clean the catbox/Clean the catbox", a 98 Rock Twisted Tune from back in the 80s.
― kelly sleater's pro kinney (how's life), Thursday, 23 October 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link
"kurdish peshmurga" to the tune of that rural juror song Jenna songs at the end of 30 rock: I will never forget you, kurdish peshmurga, I'll always be glad I met you, kurdish peshmurga
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link
Whenever I see the "lock the taskbar" option in windows I sing it to the tune of Rock the Casbah.
― 29 facepalms, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
i saw the thread title 'tight black leggings and big foofy boots' and immediately it was to the chorus melody of 'style'
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 01:21 (nine years ago) link
See, it happened again: There was a headline on Cleveland.com reading "Surgery remove's Ohio snake's toxic, swollen venom gland" and I was all "toxic swollen venom gland, doo dah, doo dah . . ."
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link
lol
― how's life, Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link
lol!
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 November 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
hahahaha
― example (crüt), Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link
Just bought a bag of salad 'baby, baby rocket/king of the wild green herbs'
― joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Thursday, 6 November 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link
excellent..
― m0stlyClean, Thursday, 6 November 2014 23:33 (nine years ago) link
phil, just caught myself doing this: too much time on ilx, doo dah doo dah
― how's life, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:30 (nine years ago) link
every time i see these at work
http://i.imgur.com/hZeGvhG.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1aJW0_Bo6I
― tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Saturday, 8 November 2014 05:03 (nine years ago) link
The revised S&D: Billy Joel thread reminded me of "Pressure," where the lines
But you will come to a placeWhere the only thing you feelAre loaded guns in your face
becomes
Where the only thing you feelA load of cunts in your face
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:50 (nine years ago) link
Quatuor pour la fin du temps, doo dah, doo dah
― I can just, like, YOLO with Uber (bernard snowy), Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:41 (nine years ago) link
pajamasto think pajamas were a thing of the pastpajamasand i hope pajamas gonna last
― Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link
billy went away with the peace keeping forcecause he liked a bloody good fight of coursewent away in an old nakhchivan to the banks of the river jordan
― estela, Sunday, 30 November 2014 06:37 (nine years ago) link
Watching MotD last night and Brede Hangeland came on for Crystal Palace. Which started me off singing his surname to Shang-a-Lang by the Bay City Rollers.
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Sunday, 30 November 2014 09:47 (nine years ago) link
I was in Thailand last spring and there were tropical fruits for sale everywhere which always got "whoa-oh black Betty, rambutan" stuck in my head.
Also went to a ramen place named Nudo last week which has become the chorus of Lido Shuffle
― joygoat, Sunday, 30 November 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link