Can’t remember if I posted these above, but I do the same thing with “Armenia” for “America” (God Bless Armenia, etc) and — the coup de grace — “asshole” for “angel”:JUST CALL ME ASSHOLE OF THE MORNING, ASSHOLE!
― an incomprehensible borefest full of elves (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 16 September 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link
https://xkcd.com/2665/
― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 September 2022 16:55 (one year ago) link
"time blindness" to the chorus of "Sky Pilot"
― sarahell, Wednesday, 9 November 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link
An ADHD anthem for the ages.
― an incomprehensible borefest full of elves (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 10 November 2022 01:55 (one year ago) link
Did we do “Musk” -> “Tusk” yet?
― Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 00:14 (one year ago) link
Hard to see this on the shelf without a Dead Boys tune running thru my head:
https://www.cvs.com/bizcontent/merchandising/productimages/high_res/50428637289.jpg
― "Mick Wall at Kerrang!" (morrisp), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link
Lol
― Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 00:20 (one year ago) link
Haha!
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 01:59 (one year ago) link
listening to steve reich's "six marimbas" and i can't stop hearing the "from broke to having brokers" line from nelly's "country grammar" repeating ad infinitum
― budo jeru, Friday, 9 December 2022 00:11 (one year ago) link
Bruschetta with anchoviesHe's not strangeHe just wants to live his life this way
― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Friday, 9 December 2022 01:25 (one year ago) link
When ironing a shirt:
I’m gonna put on my ironed shirtand chase Satan out of earth
― Siegbran, Friday, 9 December 2022 01:33 (one year ago) link
Root killer
Wider than a mile
― an incomprehensible borefest full of elves (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 9 December 2022 02:16 (one year ago) link
"Beef Bourgignon" to 'Carol of the bells'― kinder, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:02 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink
― kinder, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:02 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink
This is getting more ingrained as I get older.
New ones:Scrubbin' the potatoes - to the Donna Summer - I Feel Love intro
Not strictly what this thread describes but I listened to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road quite a lot and the lyrics 'Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood - and teaching would suit you still less' - from the Dentist song in Little Shop of Horrors - just jump right in there, every time (at the 'Maybe you'll get a replacement - there's plenty like me to be found' bit).
― kinder, Sunday, 11 December 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
Colonel Gaddafi is on his wayColonel Gaddafi is here to stay
― houdini said, Sunday, 11 December 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link
It took me a few seconds to recall what the original song was.
― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 11 December 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link
Oh yo, it was GrendelYo, he worked at Red Lobster but I didn’t remendel
― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 18 December 2022 14:38 (one year ago) link
POOOOOOOOOOLLL!
― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 18 December 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link
Linen by linen, by linen, by linenI keep holding on
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 December 2022 22:45 (one year ago) link
― A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 24 December 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
When making the bed: Clean sheets, on the bed! (Discharge "Free Speech for the Dumb")
― New York Review of Wooks (swim), Saturday, 7 January 2023 22:10 (one year ago) link
clothing brand "Reb Dolls" --> Tom Waits' "Rain Dogs"
― sarahell, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 08:45 (one year ago) link
https://www.dstny.se/app/uploads/captcha-norobot.png
... not yet a woman!
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 22 January 2023 19:11 (one year ago) link
Ha ha, brilliant
― Alba, Sunday, 22 January 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link
milk is chillin' giz is chillin'BONESAW IS READY
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 January 2023 21:13 (one year ago) link
“Oooh ohh” in Heart of Glass is “mmm Danone” for me, a yoghurt jingle.
― houdini said, Monday, 23 January 2023 14:51 (one year ago) link
Playing in my brain's radio this morning:
Will Smith: "I'm goin' to New Jersey" (backup singer): "Welcome to New Jersey"
― feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Monday, 23 January 2023 18:53 (one year ago) link
If done up in a ludicrously parodic Joisey accent by local radio talent, that could have made a good bumper for NJ FM stations in the late 90s.
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Monday, 23 January 2023 20:05 (one year ago) link
I used to wake up in the morning, I used to feel so badI got so sick of having sleepless nights, I went and told my dadHe said, "Son, now here's some little something,"And stuck it on my wallAnd now my nights ain't quite so lonelyIn fact I, I don't feel bad at all (I don't feel bad at all)
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0632/3191/8308/products/143966683450-0.jpg
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 13:53 (one year ago) link
Beef lasagne Beef lasagne Beef lasagne to the king (of kings)Beef lasagne Beef lasagne Beef lasagne to the king!
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Thursday, 26 January 2023 11:51 (one year ago) link
Goes hand in hand with my 'beef bourgignon' to 'Carol of the bells'
― kinder, Thursday, 26 January 2023 12:31 (one year ago) link
lol "my beef bourgignon" is now in my head to "Felix Navidad"
― sarahell, Monday, 30 January 2023 21:06 (one year ago) link
Feliz not Felix
Felisa me muero!
― And Your Borad Can Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 30 January 2023 21:47 (one year ago) link
Earlier, in the next room, boxes of Girl Scout cookies were being counted for distribution. I heard the phrase "Two Trefoils..." – and sang out, "...and a microphooooone!"
I was very proud of this. #DaddestOfDads
― degenerative AI (morrisp), Tuesday, 31 January 2023 02:59 (one year ago) link
I don't want my pizza burnin
― frogbs, Tuesday, 31 January 2023 22:52 (one year ago) link
when I was in 6th grade choir they made us sing 'intro' songs, usually existing melodies with lyrics changed to be about facts about us, and one duo chose "Do You Love Me?" as their melody but sang "Do you know me? No I don't! Do you know me? No I don't! Do you know me? Now you're in my class!" and that's still how I hear it to this day because I remember only the most inane shit from childhood.
― I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE DIAPER GOT LOOSE (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 January 2023 23:50 (one year ago) link
mostly happens to me with thread titles now
"I HATE Steely Dan" -> The Spongetones' "My Girl Maryanne"
"Elon Musk" -> Throwing Muses' "Ellen West" ("dancing on his graaaave")
also:Is the Guardian worse than it used to be?Worse than it used to beWorse than it used to be
― fleeting art that floats! (geoffreyess), Thursday, 9 February 2023 02:26 (one year ago) link
also happens a lot with names in mailboxes, but I can't share those :(
― fleeting art that floats! (geoffreyess), Thursday, 9 February 2023 02:27 (one year ago) link
"I HATE Steely Dan"Put another coin in the jukebox baby
― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 9 February 2023 06:31 (one year ago) link
not that i see this phrase often or ever but i think of it in song form allll the time nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxeviDp2ja4
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 February 2023 07:00 (one year ago) link
with my current bobbins and my current bobbins(I'm pulling on the pin)
― fleeting art that floats! (geoffreyess), Sunday, 12 February 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link
We watched WAKANDA FOREVER last night and I started singing the title to the refrain of Shakira’s “Whenever, Wherever” and now I can’t stop.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 12 February 2023 21:52 (one year ago) link
haha!
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 February 2023 21:55 (one year ago) link
this week my brain started singing the title to a beefheart track to the music of george gershwin:
You say pachuco, I say cadaver
― budo jeru, Thursday, 16 February 2023 01:26 (one year ago) link
I get that movie title in my head to the "fiesta forever" line in "All Night Long" by Lionel Ritchie
― sarahell, Thursday, 16 February 2023 17:22 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd2vyZAQAco
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2023 17:38 (one year ago) link
Every time I see mention of nepo babies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DQkzRirm8
― Alba, Thursday, 23 February 2023 13:17 (one year ago) link
to ATCQ's "What?"
What is a Honda without an Element?
pretty much every time i see one.
― budo jeru, Monday, 27 February 2023 01:27 (one year ago) link
Just saw a March Madness score update of a game featuring Utah State, and of course my brain was all "U-U-U-Utah State!"
― henry s, Thursday, 16 March 2023 19:47 (one year ago) link
haha
― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 16 March 2023 20:12 (one year ago) link