Stairway to Hell: The 500 Best Heavy Metal Albums in the Universe (pt. 6)

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Redd Kross: Teen Babes From Monsanto 5
Sonic Youth: Daydream Nation 4
Ramones: Ramones 3
Kiss: Kiss 2
Dinosaur: You're Living All Over Me 2
Blue Oyster Cult: Secret Treaties 1
Sonny Sharrock: Black Woman 1
The Jimi Hendrix Experience: Axis: Bold As Love 1
Trust: Trust 1
Deep Purple: In Rock 1
Sonic Youth: Sister 1
Big Black: Songs About Fucking 1
Faster Pussycat: Faster Pussycat 1
The Reds: The Reds 1
ZZ Top: Tejas 1
Last Exit: The Noise Of Trouble 0
Rose Tattoo: Assault And Battery 0
Accept: Balls To The Wall 0
Teenage Jesus And The Jerks: Teenage Jesus And The Jerks 0
Deep Purple: Machine Head 0
Half-Life: Half-Life 0
Point Blank: Point Blank 0
Patti Smith Group: Radio Ethiopia 0
Metallica: Garage Days Re-Revisited 0
The Leather Nun: Alive 0
Cheap Trick: Dream Police 0
Bo Donaldson And The Heywoods: Farther On 0
Run-D.M.C.: King Of Rock 0
Budgie: Bandolier 0
The Jimi Hendrix Experience: Electric Ladyland 0
Black Pearl: Black Pearl 0
Rhys Chatham: Die Donnergotter 0
Various Artists: Back From The Grave, Volume 2 0
Miles Davis: Pangaea 0
The Runaways: Queens Of Noise 0
The Chocolate Watchband: The Best Of 0
Budgie: Budgie 0
Amon Duul: Experimente 0
Hapshash And The Coloured Coat: Featuring The Human Host And The Heavy Metal Kids 0
White Witch: A Spiritual Greeting 0
Voivod: Rrroooaaarrr 0
Last Exit: Iron Path 0
White Lion: Big Game 0
The Left: It's The World 0
Cream: Disraeli Gears 0
Various Artists: Less Than Zero 0
Thin Lizzy: Fighting 0
Uriah Heep: Look At Yourself 0
Joan Jett And The Blackhearts: I Love Rock 'N Roll 0
Stray Dog: Stray Dog 0


Ioannis, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link

no P-Funk record to vote for this time out? an outrage, i say. an absolute outrage!

Ioannis, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Kurt Cobain wrote all their albums, I reckon.

dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Daydream Nation obviously.

And now's a perfect opportunity to bitch about a line in that review that has always bugged me: "The only teenage riots conceivable by 1988 would've come from crack-fried neo-Panthers or domehead neo-Nazis." (124) A member of neither of those demographics, I was at the very heart of a well-reported 1990 riot in Chicago which occurred immediately after a PE and...wait for it...Sonic Youth concert and I was...wait for it...a teenager at the time. --30--

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link

How the hell is that obvious??

Secret Treaties.

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Obvious to anyone who knows me. I'll email you my top ten tonight, BM.

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Ha ha, I was so cranky back then. (Though being a teen in a riot isn't the same as a riot primarily involving teens. On the other hand, if you were rioting in 1990 over SY and PE albums not being half as good as they used to be, I totally empathize.)

Speaking of Daydream Nation, Kevin recently pointed out something to me I'd somehow never noticed -- its final track is called "Eliminator Jr." only year after I'd wisecracked in a Voice review (later reprised in Stairway) that Sister was "Afterburner to Evol's Eliminator." Coincidence? You decide.

I'm voting for The Reds. Obviously.

xhuxk, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Obvious to anyone who knows me. I'll email you my top ten tonight, BM.

^I understand.

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I had a tough time deciding between ST and In Rock.

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

wait, so you're saying that you're neither a "crack-fried neo-Panther" nor a "domehead neo-Nazi," KJB? well, there's yet another of my most cherished delusions brutally shattered on the marble-laden steps of rationalism. sob.

oh, and it's Sister, obviously.

Ioannis, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, not sure how I rated DN higher than Sister (which is clearly the band's best album.) Guess I was just thinking wishfully at that point.

xhuxk, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link

huh, i thought it was because you thought Sister was basically an inferior retread of Evol at the time.

Ioannis, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Well yeah, that too. (Turned out to be a superior retread in retrospect, though.)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Voted Deep Purple, but i could easily have duplicated Kevin or Bill's votes. Or gone for Half-Life, just to honour the MX-80 fire.

Also, special mention to "Look At Yourself" since the writeup contains my favourite of xhuxk's yuks (the one about the "dope-dazzled Heepie" marveling at his own face on his heroes' album cover)

Voted Trust, which I just picked up in a nifty box set of five of their albums when I was in France. Really loving the quirkiness and catchiness of the first album, although subsequent records seem to fall into a midtempo rut.

don't cry, emo hamster (J3ff T.), Friday, 8 May 2009 02:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Black Woman FTW but a lot of great music on this list.

Sundar, Friday, 8 May 2009 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 8 May 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

wow

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 9 May 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I like Redd Kross and I like their covers. Still, given the other albums here, a Redd Kross covers album at #1 is pretty wild.

Sundar, Sunday, 10 May 2009 01:17 (fifteen years ago) link

An Alex In NYC approved Redd Kross album though

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 10 May 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link

REDD KROSS - Best Album/EP: The Re-Run

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 10 May 2009 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

a Redd Kross covers album at #1 is pretty wild.

And a Redd Kross covers EP at #1 is even wilder.

xhuxk, Sunday, 10 May 2009 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link


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