UK Top 40, w/e 20th August 2005

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So with the poll I did last week which scientifically determined that "Steppin' Out" is the best bagsy no comebacks, the most interesting thing I found was the video for "Heartbreak Avenue" by The Maisonettes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgmUwhfoSZs

Partly cos the singer is clearly some form of stage hypnotist; partly because the song takes its metaphor then doesn't so much run it as elope to the Maldives with it; and partly because, this being the nascent days of the music video, there seemed nothing at all odd about a top 10 record consisting of the band performing at JB's in Dudley.

Mostly, though, it's cos I'd never actually heard the full thing before, having only been familiar with the chorus from its use in Roll Deep's hit single "The Avenue"... hence this poll here now then. Roll Deep's version exited the top 40 the week after this, but having assiduously checked the rest of the charts during its run, this week seemed the most pollable, due to it not featuring Morning Runner. Or InMe. A fairly competitive field here - but who is the best? YOU DECIDE...

Poll Results

OptionVotes
06. Ciara Ft Ludacris - Oh 8
23. Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc 3
29. Missy Elliott - Lose Control 2
04. Goldfrapp - Ooh La La 2
09. Mariah Carey - We Belong Together 2
14. Daddy Yankee - Gasolina 2
12. The Magic Numbers - Love Me Like You 1
10. Eminem - Ass Like That 1
07. Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone 1
27. Roll Deep - The Avenue 1
22. Supergrass - St Petersburg 1
01. James Blunt - You're Beautiful 0
30. Nine Black Alps - Unsatisfied 0
28. Audio Bullys Ft Nancy Sinatra - Shot You Down 0
31. Dancing DJs V Roxette - Fading Like A Flower 0
32. Lemar - Don't Give It Up 0
33. Lady Sovereign - 9 To 5 0
34. Kanye West - Diamonds From Sierra Leone 0
35. Inaya Day - Nasty Girl 0
36. Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict A Riot 0
37. Natalie Imbruglia - Counting Down The Days 0
38. Frankie J - Obsession (No Es Amor) 0
39. The Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk With My Heart 0
26. Bodyrockers - I Like The Way 0
25. Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends 0
24. Longview - Further {2005} 0
02. Daniel Powter - Bad Day 0
03. Craig David - All The Way 0
05. Akon - Belly Dancer (Bananza) 0
08. 2Pac Ft Elton John - Ghetto Gospel 0
11. The Game - Dreams 0
13. MVP - Roc Ya Body 'Mic Check 1, 2' 0
15. Mattafix - Big City Life 0
16. Axwell - Feel The Vibe ('Til The Morning Comes) 0
17. Lee Ryan - Army Of Lovers 0
18. Texas - Getaway 0
19. Charlotte Church - Crazy Chick 0
20. Crazy Frog - Axel F 0
21. Uniting Nations - You And Me 0
40. Martin Solveig - Everybody 0


William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:00 (fourteen years ago) link

01. James Blunt - You're Beautiful
02. Daniel Powter - Bad Day

^^ wau

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:03 (fourteen years ago) link

that's an epochal one-two right there.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:04 (fourteen years ago) link

This was the third week in a row of Blunt keeping Powter off number one, btw. Both were then dislodged one place exactly the week after by McFly.

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:05 (fourteen years ago) link

my vote is for 'oh'. surprised that i know a decent number of these.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:07 (fourteen years ago) link

The following is a blurb from that week's Stylus Singles Jukebox:

This is quite nicely produced for a rock song! It has an effective little tune, too: chord progressions in all the right places, small-scale epic. And the middle eight is quite nicely menacing. Now please hand it over to Avril immediately so we don't have the problem of the vocals any more: she can sneer and pout a million times better than this boy can, judging by his rather nondescript efforts here.
[6]

a) By whom?
b) About which of these singles?

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:08 (fourteen years ago) link

the magic numbers were really that popular in the uk? what the fuck? i thought they were one of those bands that gets covered in the front of the book of SPIN as "big in the uk" but no one over there actually cares \(o_O)/

i voted 09. Mariah Carey - We Belong Together duh

ruffalo stance (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link

tempted to vote for GASOLINA tho

ruffalo stance (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:11 (fourteen years ago) link

a) By whom?
b) About which of these singles?

― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, July 9, 2009 10:08 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol i guessed this 100% correctly.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:19 (fourteen years ago) link

This song was as big as The Magic Numbers ever got, really, but it's not a huge surprise to see it do this well - as I remember, this was around the time that downloads were sort-of kind-of getting phased in, so it was still possible for fanbase buy-ins of physical singles to propel acts like them towards the top 10. Plus "Love Me Like You" was incredibly radio-friendly: big, shiny, propulsive strumming, pretty sizeable chorus, rather nice backing vocals...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n2kcLas-c4

Also feel I should put in the Roll Deep video, in case people aren't familiar with that (it has been nearly four years now):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBMjAoifjp0

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:19 (fourteen years ago) link

http://misssssskind.no.sapo.pt/dbimg/EminemAssLikeThat200532826_f.jpg

Couldn't help myself

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:28 (fourteen years ago) link

YES YOU BLOODY COULD

Another blurb from that week's Jukebox:

Yes, it may be a distillation of ten years worth of "black" music listened to by stoned teenagers (trip-hop, undie rap, dancehall, dub), it may be like a Mercury prize ticklist, it may sound like a dinner party at Roni Size's house where Steve Lamacq goes over the history of British hip-hop during the cheese and port, it may be cornier than James E Cornette, but my head nods so much during this you'd think I had Parkinson's. Partly through beauty, partly through rhythm, partly through "Yes, this song has made me think about what life is like today". Beautiful.
[10]

a) By whom?
b) About which of these singles?

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:28 (fourteen years ago) link

a) Tom Paulin
b) "Ass Like That"

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:31 (fourteen years ago) link

OMFG It's about the Gorillaz isn't it?

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:32 (fourteen years ago) link

a) Dom Passantino
b) Lady Sovereign - 9 To 5

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:33 (fourteen years ago) link

'St. Petersburg' is easily the best thing here, and doesn't get enough love

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Is there any way a mod can out the inevitable tit that votes for Kaiser Chiefs?

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, "St Petersburg" really is rather underrated, but as for best thing here... hmm. Am tempted to go for the secateurs-and-trowel remix of "Fading Like A Flower".

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:46 (fourteen years ago) link

frankly, it hurts not voting for mariah or daddy yankee :(

1. oh
2. we belong together
3. gasolina
4. lose control
5. since u been gone

uh

6. diamonds from sierra leone

either don't remember or don't like the rest :/

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 09:20 (fourteen years ago) link

oh 'dreams' is pretty nice actually.

lack of quantity ob redeemed by 'oh' being the finest song of this decade

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 09:21 (fourteen years ago) link

ciara dancing on the car roof while luda does his thing = classic

we keep it gutta you should know!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QWAZYp8MYc

they got their southern cookin
they got them fellas lookin

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 09:28 (fourteen years ago) link

then again this is probably the finest ballad of the decade

wait a minute this is too deep~~~ too deep~~~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUIG6CT8MuE

i'm feelin all out of my element
throwing things, crying, trying to figure where the hell i went
wrong, the pain reflected in this song
ain't even half of what i'm feelin inside
i need you need you back in my life~~~~~

<3 mimi's run-on lyrics

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 09:34 (fourteen years ago) link

a) Dom
b) Mattafix
man i hated that song.

the ciara-vs-mariah quandary is kinda killing me here.

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Thursday, 9 July 2009 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link

the best part of "we belong together" is

i change the dial, tryin to catch a break
and then i hear babyface

i really have never seen a bigger differential in between how mundane an action is and how heartbreaking the lyric makes it seem

ruffalo stance (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 09:45 (fourteen years ago) link

the 'lose control' video is so amazing...the choreography, the costumery, the wtf-is-ciara-flying-up-and-sticking-to-the-wall???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khgIVMUvihg

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 09:46 (fourteen years ago) link

as far as ciara swagger pseudo-raps go i think "echo" one ups "oh" but "oh" has luda's amazing verse - my lone reservation about "oh" is that it always felt just a biiiiiit too leaden - i know the brooding, stomping qualities of it are supposed to be the point but after i had heard it enough i kind of would get bored until luda's part

ruffalo stance (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 09:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i still think it's an undeniable classic for the record

ruffalo stance (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 09:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm having much temporal confusion here, very few of these songs are occupying the same mental place in time for me, yet here they are.

Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 9 July 2009 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link

At the time: "Ooh La La" vs. "Lose Control".

Today, it's "Feel Good Inc" vs. "We Belong Together". As I'm still a bit pissed at Mariah for trampling over "I'll Be There", Damon gets it.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 9 July 2009 10:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Super Soaraway Stevie G
6, 14, 27, 29, 34

Vladi Smicer
5, 7, 13, 15, 19, 23, 28, 31, 35

Djimi Traore (includes ones i haven't heard/don't remember)
3, 4, 9, 10, 11, 12, 16, 17, 18, 21, 22,
24, 25, 30, 32, 33, 36, 37, 38, 40

Bruno Cheyrou
1, 2, 8, 20, 26, 39

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 9 July 2009 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link

This is a woeful Top 40. Voted for Ciara & Luda, but that's only because I didn't notice Gasolina in there. Lose Control probably in third.

Everything else = ARGH. There's a fairly compelling argument for 2005 being the worst year for pop this decade.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 July 2009 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link

based on one top40? don't be absurd

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 9 July 2009 11:21 (fourteen years ago) link

2005 > 2009

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 11:21 (fourteen years ago) link

steve you don't remember 'we belong together'?!?!

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 11:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i do, not my thing

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 9 July 2009 11:22 (fourteen years ago) link

based on one top40? don't be absurd

Based on the year in general... looking back there seems so little that was good and almost everything big I can remember was pretty woeful.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 July 2009 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 13 July 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

HELL YES

ciara got that fire like ohhh
round here we ridin slowww
we keep it gutta u should knowww
gettin crunk up in the club, we get lowww

lex pretend, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link


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