Julio signed me to porn pages (sob sob sob)

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Look Julio (or whoever else it was) singing someone to pissy little 'Mistress Catherine wants to stick a dildo up your ass' type pages is neither big nor funny.

I'm glad that you have discovered there is porn on the internet. Now go take out your virgin frustrations over 'teen girls gagging for it' or whatever else your 3 inch floppy erotic sausage wants to perk up to.

I wouldn't be surprised if it involves monkeys though.

And bananas.

― Calum 'Funny Bastard' Robert, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha!

― Andrew, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(and no, it wasn't me, I'm just laughing.)

― Andrew, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not funny because it's been boring. 'Oh look I've been signed up to porn - yawn, guess I'll delete it then'.

Julio - can't you be more inventive than that? Like, I dunno, send me a petrol bomb through the post or something?

― Calum Robert, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Calum- That wasn't me!

I know where the line is drawn, we just had an 'entertaining' discussion. Besides, I don't exactly have the time, I am busy (though somehow I find time to post on ILM 'cause I wuv you ppl!).

It's quite funny though.

― Julio Desouza, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

''It's not funny because it's been boring. 'Oh look I've been signed up to porn - yawn, guess I'll delete it then'.''

Well, then why post a thread abt it. You just love the attention, don't you?

''Julio - can't you be more inventive than that? Like, I dunno, send me a petrol bomb through the post or something?''

That would be wasting petrol on something that isn't worth it!

― Julio Desouza, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nothing to do with Julio or any other ILM poster, Calum. I'm afraid it's an occupational hazard of posting to this board and other Lusenet boards. Spammers (and not just porn spammers) trawl these pages for "clients" all the time.

― zebedee, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah i know but they keep sending me naked woman pickshures...i want naked man pickshures. like two men being naughty with a sheep, a garden hose and a tin of Polyfilla.

― [someone trolling as calum robert], Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Forum administrator - if you're going to delete the posts that I made as DG then are you going to follow suit with the above post?

Fair is fair I think.

― Calum Robert, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is one of the main reasons yr "great idea" isn't one, Calum. It just makes work for me. There's absolutely no percentage at all in pissing me off.

The porn thing is almost certainly random spam.

BIG NOTICE: DON'T POST UNDER OTHER PEOPLE'S NAMES.

― Forum Administrator, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Polyfilla? Is that some kind of cheese?

― Lord Custos III, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fair dos. At least when I did it though it was in response to something (and quite funny and harmless). I bet even DG chuckled before getting pissed off...

― Calum Robert, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wasn't me! Doesn't everyone get spam?

― DG, Thursday, 27 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nope. Anonmymizer + Proxy + Firewall + False Identity + procmail (Spam Filter) + an occasional email to [email protected] tends to keep to spam down to a minimum. (AT&T.net has an email screener built in.)

― Lord Custos III, Thursday, 27 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

That wasn't very nice, Julio.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

will you fucking knock it off

― gff, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

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