This is the end of the world as we know it...

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The apocalypse must be near now. Metallica and Ja Rule has unleashed this upon the world.

― Marc, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Horrible, eh?

― Marc, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes. I wouldn't even know where to begin.

― Jordan, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"MONICAAAAAAAAA!"

― Nate Patrin, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This kind of bad is the stuff of legends.

Easily the worst song so far this millenium.

― Marc, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ooooh, no, that's not very good at all.

― John Darnielle, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

silence is golden, but my eyes still see...

― mike (ro)bott, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

so...is this a soft machine cover?

― your null fame, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

wipe....that....smile...right....off....yer....face!

― Honda, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh sweet christ above...

At the third tempo change at 1:30 I'm looking at the clock, and there's another three minutes to go and I'm like fuck. Fuuuuuck...

And what's with Ja's "louda!" being mixed so high it makes the guitar sound really quiet and anemic?

The worst attempt at audience-crossover demographic theft since that United/Yankees marketing deal.

― GCannon, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What is this song about?

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BUT I LIKE THIS! OH DEAR! It's cool, guys.

― Keiko, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You might be alone. Although theoretically this should be the greatest pop song of our time -- does it achieve mall-blues status as per Chuck Eddy?

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No... it doesn't achieve.... anything......i like that.....its nonsense to me......its 4.45 and it seems like 10.....its like a drone with screaming in my each ear.... i......like.....that...

COME ON AND ADMIT YOU ALL WENT INTO THIS WITH YOUR MINDS MADE UP! TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF IT IS A MISTAKE!

― Keiko, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the sound of one cock farming.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well it is so hilariously bad that it makes me laugh every time I hear it.

"Rip that smile right off your face!"

― Marc, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So...

failed intent: grandiosity, tuffness, rokkpowah!!, best-of-both- worlds.

result: turgid, evervating, stitched-up, less-than-the-sum-of-parts. All phallic thud-energy gone directionless embarrassment.

A bad idea carried off perfectly badly and thus...um, perfect?

― GCannon, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eight months pass...

It's still there.

It's still a hazard to a stable psyche.

― weiuhf, Sunday, 6 April 2003 11:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Catchy!

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Sunday, 6 April 2003 12:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it a sports anthem?

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Sunday, 6 April 2003 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck! its stuck in my head now! you suck marc

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Sunday, 6 April 2003 12:53 (twenty-three years ago)

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