What If... Young Money invented rap?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3260/3134600450_f8078e6a85.jpg

i'm retired from this thread because they take way too long to think up! just gon read y'alls now

haha, i was trying to do something with the Humpty Dance and getting nowhere too. "GRAPHEMES" is amazing

yes

ain't no time for hesitation, that only leads to incarceration
you don't know me... AWAITING FRIEND CONFIRMATION

On your mark, ready set let's go
Dance floor pro.... NIGEL LYTHGOE

What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?
A couple a... GROCERIES

I'm the best mang...CHOLO GROOM
I deed it...FAMILY FARM

you claim to be a player but i fucked your wife
we bust on bad boys...MARTIN LAWRENCE IN 'LIFE'

it's all good from diego to the bay,
your city is the bomb.......... ENOLA GAY

rappin' the funky shit that's makin the sucka niggaz mumble
When I'm on the mic, it's like a cookie... TASTES PRETTY HUMBLE

errr...

id argue that a cookie wouldnt really taste humble? idk though

Ban kelpolaris

oh god what have i done

it's cool man rap is just beats and words

just rythmic talking, acc to jordan s iirc

you got trouble

right here in River City

shit is real in the skreets

you got trouble

― turn in yer badge (San Te), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 04:36 (7 hours ago) Permalink

right here in River City

― turn in yer badge (San Te), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 04:36 (7 hours ago)

With a capital 'T'... TITTY

really can't get over "...GRAPHEMES"

What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?
A couple a... GROCERIES

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, August 19, 2010 11:10 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

two years ago a friend of mine
asked me to say.....NO MIME

shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yeah shimmy yay
gimme the mic.... KANYE

whoa i just googled the lyrics and apparently consensus is that it's "shimmy yam"???

wtf no way

lol at that one

enemies can't extort me
cuz Jay-Z bare arms...SHORT SLEEVES

always heard it as "shimmy yam" myself

why the hell would it be yam??

give me the mic so i can take it awam?

uh, isn't that just kinda inverting an actual jay line?

surf: it's already nonsense anyway

http://www.nataliedee.com/053005/a-yam.jpg

xp haha no the second one is "yam" not "yeah"

right, i thought that was the one we were talking about

oh, that was to whiney n/m

yeah rev i guess it is

Soul Train done lost they soul
Just call it Train...BORING POP/ROCK 'N ROLL

― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:57 PM Bookmark

ain't no time for hesitation, that only leads to incarceration
you don't know me... AWAITING FRIEND CONFIRMATION

― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Thursday, August 19, 2010 10:53 PM Bookmark

These two are underrated imo.

hahaha agreed, those are both great

This is a really great thread because the challenge is just so hard that in general I think nobody contributes unless they have something awesome, it's hard to be lazy about it!

Trap goin' ham
We got pies...MCDONALDLAND

I knew I was the man with the master plan
Make you wiggle and jiggle...KIM KARDASHIAN

I can take a phrase that's rarely heard
Flip it...THE BIRD

this is difficult imo but I feel obligated to give it a shot

I can take a phrase that's rarely heard,
Flip it...BIRD

― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

Not so rarely heard it turns out!

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped... BIRD

lol

lols

Whenever she happens to walk by, why does the apple of my eye
Overlook and disregard my feelings...PEWDIEPIE

Once upon a time not long ago
When people wore pajamas... NIGHTCLOTHES