nicki minaj - monster - lyrics poll

am torn between either "Hotter than a Middle Eastern climate / Find it, Tony Matterhorn dutty wine it" b/c everything just seems to kick in extra hard at that point and "P-p-pink wig, thick ass give 'em whiplash / I think big, get cash, make 'em blink fast" for the last triumphant voice switch-up

would vote for "You could be the king but watch the queen conquer" if I could vote for by itself. but I'll have to think about these as couplets

feel like the cheesecake line is gonna walk this. but I'll vote for 'And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank with the funny face / And if I'm fake I ain't noticed cuz my MONEY AIN'T'

^^that last line is pretty interesting w/r/t summing up nicki's position in the game, position vis-à-vis realness &c &c - see also "forget barbie, fuck nicki, sh-she's fake!"

i cannot fucking wait for the video of this, btw

first instinct was to vote for cheesecake, but I'm torn btwn that, "FIRST THINGS FIRST I'LL EAT YR BRAINS" and "PINK WIGS THICK ASS" and "Let, me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie?" for her delivery

very hard will have to think on it

pink wig, thick ass give em whiplash all day

like the delivery on Wine it, Nicki on them titties when I sign it / How these niggas so one-track minded? too

aaah real monsters

matterhorn shout made me wince a little tbh, like if ur gonna work the trini angle maybe pick out a ref that's not 3 years old

idk whether this was intended but i heard matterhorn as a double ref back to "climb it"

voted for monster shoe

really disappointed that this is not an accents poll

ha

i wanted to vote for the MONSTER SHOE line but didn't want to also vote for the MONSTER CREW line

"Let, me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie?" for her delivery

was gonna vote for this, for the sudden calm hush around it, but I gotta go with "all up in the bank" for getting growly enough to let the hush sound good

Tough poll, each line is a brick in a mighty wall.

i cannot fucking wait for the video of this, btw

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 9:26 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i only want to see a video for this song if it involves Ross, Jay and Kanye in campy monster costumes and then Nicki rapping her verse calmly in a beige pantsuit

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using the title of the song 7 times in her verse kinda sums up how lazy her hyperactivity really is

ur hyperactivity is lazy

idgi

Shit i'd rather hear Nicki saying monster seven times than Jay-Z listing out seven types of monster

using the title of the song 7 times in her verse kinda sums up how lazy her hyperactivity really is

What? Huh? There is a theme here and she rocks it. There is glory in repetition. Welcome to pop music.

think some dude is just being challopsy

"dang...this shrimp scampi...well it's got too many shrimp. could use less shrimp."

Haha, didn't even realize it was some dude before getting all reactionary.

i didn't say it was a bad verse, it's just funny that even her consensus best verse ever is so unimaginative and repetitive with word choice. and lol @ some boring fucks i know nothing about being all 'oh my stars it's that contrarian scalliwag some dude!' because i said something other than omg this song is amazing

um, the verse begins and ends with the title, and in the middle there's a part where she busts it out five times in two lines, where the repetitive is obviously for effect, not a sign of laziness.

Definitely don't think it's her best verse ever (maybe "itty bitty piggy"? Or "sweet dreams"?), it's just a landmark one for her (polling "itty bitty piggy" would have garnered maybe two votes max)

the repetition, rather. It's not like she's lil b or something. xpost

croup otm

oh my stars

'consensus' doesn't mean 'what lex thinks' fyi

my problem with this verse is that i feel like she hasn't found a way to make her rampant accent switch ups work in the context of a continuous flow -- even when you read the verse back w/o listening to it you can notice these breaks ("eat your brains", "all up in the bank with the funny face", "so let me get this straight", "bride of chucky") where it's like she stitched together bits of 6 different verses -- the middle part of the verse works well cuz she actually builds on something for a few bars

i dunno, i kind of think the choppiness makes the whole thing work in a blockbuster whizz-bang-boom type way

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rev otm - you think she's done and then she comes back at you with another voice

"consensus" = just going by what i've seen other people say really

lots more votes than i thought there would be!

rev and croup otm, stop listening to waka

if nicki's album is half as entertaining as waka's i'll reimburse everyone's purchase of 'pink friday'

itty bitty piggy is terrific. i would enthusiastically voted for that poll.

and lol @ some boring fucks i know nothing about being all 'oh my stars it's that contrarian scalliwag some dude!' because i said something other than omg this song is amazing

― algernod shiplies (some dude), Monday, October 4, 2010 12:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

lol'd at this

croupier was otm, tho -- her use of 'monster' in the track was ...totally purposeful

yeah people who call her use of 'monster' lazy in a song called 'monster' are looking for lazy zings imo

man, dayo, there is no way that you and I exit some dude's "scalliwag" comment with any degree of integrity

in my defense, my thought process approached, "oh yes, 'some dude,' i've seen his name here before... is he particularly aligned with challops? okay, sure, why not. i can't read people on the internet anyway."

relatively-new-to-ilx-blues

meanwhile i too am down for an "itty bitty piggy" poll

rev and croup otm, stop listening to waka

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Monday, October 4, 2010 11:21 PM Bookmark

i am pro-waka and have been for like a year now

waka has an album?! is it good? idk if i could take a whole waka album, "hard in da paint" is so good that it's enough, really

automobile gangsta probably should've won too

'oh my stars it's that contrarian scalliwag some dude!'

this is the best

'oh my stars it's that contrarian scalliwag some dude!'

this sentence was made for nicki minaj's british accent tbh

last night i listened to a DJ cut this song after jay's verse

its hard for me to express how disappointed i was but you can probably understand

yeah when I saw A-Trak DJ he did that

I went up him and was like "wtf why did u cut off nicki that's the best part lol"

FAT MOTHERFUCKER GUESS WHO'S IN TROUBLE

I went up him and was like "wtf why did u cut off nicki that's the best part lol"

what did he say?

he was like "I had to keep it moving" lol

the horrible curse of the modern DJ

listening to that jay verse is the worst way to keep things moving

kanye doing a napoleon dynamite impression and mumbling through the next couple bars is worse than anything in jay's verse imo

http://bit.ly/f3nl8U

the entertainment value of "LOOOVE" is self-evident from its meme status, "GOSH!" is just like ugh kanye what's wrong did you run out of adam sandler movies to quote?

listening to that jay verse is the worst way to keep things moving

fwding through it is now a pavlovian reaction for me, it's just the worst

kanye's verse isn't that defensible either, don't get me wrong, but i can definitely listen through it without HATE kicking in

don't get why everyone hates on this kanye verse. one of the very few recent ones i like a lot.

i don't know if many people are hating on that verse besides me and lex, who are kind of the big outspoken opponents of the whole album fwiw

i dont really like any of kanye's verses on the album

"mix that goose and malibu
i call it mali-BOOYA"

c'mon son

that's probably my least favorite line on the album

altho i think it's totally something that kanye would say irl and find funny

this is one of those albums where i'm like "OMG that's the corniest line ever" then kanye drops one that tops it in the next song

see mailbooya to me is at least a kinda typical early kanye pun. as opposed to, say, swallowship, which is awful

http://kkingdomm.com/news/2011/01/monster-kingdoms-nickicentric-edit/

AT LAST there's a version with everyone who isn't Nicki removed. Awesome work there Kingdom.

yes!

haha i love how kingdom made the beat pop so much more

i like that he took 'besides 'ye they can't stand besides me' to its logical conclusion (excepting rick ross at the beginning)

i don't know if many people are hating on that verse besides me and lex, who are kind of the big outspoken opponents of the whole album fwiw

posts like this are why I found it completely puzzling that some dude ranked Kanye's album in his top 50 of the year

The files were removed. :/

http://img.youtube.com/vi/409Pjtq7jzY/0.jpg

l-r; rev, umg exec

It's cool, OG version of "Monster" is still in my top 5

i don't know if many people are hating on that verse besides me and lex, who are kind of the big outspoken opponents of the whole album fwiw

posts like this are why I found it completely puzzling that some dude ranked Kanye's album in his top 50 of the year

― Indolence Mission (DJP), Thursday, January 6, 2011 10:02 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah but i also posted in the kanye thread around the same time that it would be in my year-end somewhere in the 30s or 40s. i was more an opponent of the album's #1 masterpiece status than the album itself but yeah there are things i've said that suggest otherwise i guess ::shrug::

xp rly? agree the beat is cool but there are so many bad parts

imo it is some of the worst rap of 2010 bookended by some of the best. i understand the temptation but i could never rate it

I know a lot of people do, but I don't really have beef with any of the verses.

All the silly Ross/Kanye/Jigga parts just make me laugh tbh.

the jay z verse goes on for so long!

Really the only totally unforgivable thing in the song is Jay-Z thinking he can try to rhyme "common" with "monster".

It doesn't seem any longer than Kanye or Nicki's verses?

It's shorter than either.

It's basically just ppl doing the same "Jay-Z is old, what business does he have still rapping" routine that's been going on for the past 2 years.

Kanye = 28 bars
Jay = 20
Nicki = 32

ha i was gonna say

i mean 16 bars is kind of the standard so Jay's verse can be considered long in that sense but not in the context of the song

new links up - http://kkingdomm.com/news/2011/01/monster-kingdoms-nickicentric-edit/

thx

where does this verse rank in the pantheon of famous guest verses? is it the most famous in like 5 years? after consulting various young ppl in my world of young ppl, i came across a lot of "nicki minaj really kills that verse" by people that would never have cared about nicki because the singles off 'pink friday' are so poppy & bad -- really think the "monster" verse opened her up to a bigger audience

probably not nearly as much as her similarly loopy verse on a top 10 hit?

eh idk

"Bottoms Up" is a bigger hit (and a better verse imo) but c'mon "Monster" is obv so much more revered as her standout calling card moment

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