wu-tang alias poll

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call him sun cos he shine like one

deleted quite a few to get it within the 50

Poll Results

OptionVotes
# Big Baby Jesus 7
# Dirt McGirt 6
# Ruler Zig-Zag-Zig-Allah 4
# Ticallion Stallion 2
# Osiris 1
# Lex Diamonds 1
# Joe Bananas 1
# Johnny Blaze (also from the comic Ghost Rider) 1
# UGodz-Illa 1
# Bobby Digital 1
# The Abbot 1
# The Bebop Specialist 1
# Rollie Fingers 1
# Sun God 1
# Funny bone tickelah 1
# The Head 1
# Fifth Brother 1
# Ghost Deini 0
# Bobby Steels 0
# Lucky Hands 0
# Golden Arms 0
# Dirt Schultz 0
# Four-Bar Killer 0
# Ason Unique 0
# Universal God Allah 0
# RZArecta (from resurrector, i.e. waking up the mentally dead) 0
# Louis Diamonds 0
# Shallah Raekwon 0
# 4-Bar Killer 0
# Prince Rakeem 0
# Freeloading Rusty 0
# Manifesto 0
# Ayatollah 0
# Maximillion 0
# Allah Justice 0
# Black Jesus 0
# Wally Champ 0
# Starkey Love 0
# Tone-Tanna 0
# Charliehorse 0
# High Chief 0
# Hot Nikkels 0
# John-John Blaizini 0
# John-John McLane 0
# Hot Nixon 0
# The Panty Raider 0
# MZA ("The Mizza") 0
# Noodles 0
# Jamel Irief 0
# Tony Starks (from the comic Iron Man) 0


purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

JESUS, I'M ROLLIN' WITH YOU

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

So many good ones, think I may go with Ticallion Stallion, mainly because I forgot all about. Kind of always liked the idea of the Bobby Digital alias, if less so in practice.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"I call my brother sun 'cuz he shine like one" is the lyric that decided this

then I saw UGodz-Illa...

gospodin simmel, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Ticallion Stallion

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Dirt McGirt!!! The best ODB alias ever! So awesome that it got placed on a bag of Rap Snacks!

That's not a "laugh track", it's an audience and you're in it. (MintIce), Thursday, 2 December 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link

what the fuck is Hot Nixon?

Lazarus Niles-Burnham (res), Thursday, 2 December 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Dirt McGirt.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 December 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Funny bone tickelah?

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Thursday, 2 December 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

kinda can't fuck with Big Baby Jesus

a big influence on me in a non-stabbing non-killing way (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 December 2010 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

The Head. Absurdly prosaic amid the absurdity.

calumerio, Thursday, 2 December 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 6 December 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

there's really too many good ones

i couldn't even vote

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

damn odb killed this. and am I missing something or did none of ghostface's get a single vote?

'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link

most of Ghost's feel more like real nicknames than punchlines, that's gonna count against them in a poll like this

i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, that's fair — figured the ghostface love/stannery was strong enough to make up for such handicaps but I guess not!

'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link

# Noodles 0

:(

"NOODLES! ... NOODLES!" would be in my top 50 wu-tang moments.

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 09:21 (thirteen years ago) link

y'know I have never read an explanation of where the name "Raekwon" comes from. It seems like some sort of half-assed anagram of his real name, but not quite...?

"Information by surprise" is even legal in Sweden (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link


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