500 worst/wackest rap album titles of all time

Starting with the ego trip 20 and moving on from there

1. Redhead Kingpin & The FBI - Album With No Name
2. Shazzy - Attitude: A Hip Hop Rapsody
3. PM Dawn - Dearest Christian, I'm So Very Sorry For Bringing You Here. Love, Dad
4. Gumbo - Dropping Soulful H20 on the Fiber
5. DJ Shadow - Endtroducing...
6. Mad Skillz - From Where???
7. Beastie Boys - Hello Nasty
8. FaceDown - Illegal Drugs Really Hurt
9. Jermaine Dupri - Life In 1492
10. Madkap - Look Ma Duke, No Hands
11. Maestro Fresh Wes - Naaah, Dis Kid Can't Be From Canada
12. ATCQ - People's Instinctive Travels And The Paths Of Rhythm
13. Digable Planets - Reachin' (A New Refutation Of Time And Space)
14. Rampage - Scout's Honor ... By Way Of Blood
15. Divine Styler - Spiral Walls Containing Autumns Of Light
16. Anttex - Suburban Ettiquette
17. Warren G - Take A Look Over Your Shoulder
18. The Legion - Theme + Echo = Krill
19. Dazzie Dee - Where's My Reciept?
20. Arrested Development - Zingalamaduni

21. People Under The Stairs - FUN DMC

22. prince paul - psychoanalysis: what is it?

23. that stupid Arrested Development album

2 Years 3 months 6 Days 4 hours 12 minutes etc

seems like this thread has gone 3 minutes w/o any of these worst Public Enemy album title

most of those ones on the ego trip list aren't bad or wacky

Jordan S, a big stan for Dropping Soulful H20 on the Fiber

I dunno, I always thought that Divine Styler album title was dope, but I could def see the ego trip guys having a general hard-on against Divine Styler

24. Trick Daddy - www.thug.com

25. keith murray - rap-murr-phobia: fear of real hip-hop

hahaha, forgot about that one

26. Funkdoobiest - Which Doobie U B?

27. Eazy-E - It's On (Dr. Dre) 187um Killa

28. cam'ron - s.d.e. (sports, drugs & entertainment)

Spectrist offtm

29. Jesse Jaymes - Thirty Footer in Your Face

lol

30. de la soul - art official intelligence: mosaic thump

i am beginning to think any time a colon is involved in a rap album title you're headed for trouble

Jesse Jaymes apparantly is an entrepreneur now with a company that rents private jets and is married to the woman who invented Spanx, i aint bullshittin

31. Bustin' Melonz - Watch Ya Seeds Pop Out

32. master p - america's most luved bad guy

24. Trick Daddy - www.thug.com

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:52 (10 minutes ago) Permalink

wrong thread

kinda feelin SDE too

33. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

you're really gonna defend www.thug.com?

34. Saul Willaims - The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust

puke

i have an affection for www.thug.com as a title because it's such a period piece

31. Bustin' Melonz - Watch Ya Seeds Pop Out

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 4:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

this would be an amazing one if it wasn't for the group already being called "bustin melonz"

d-40, I mean, I know it's part and parcel of being a successful rap blogger to pretend that totally dumb bullshit is genius, but that's crossing a line, man

35. Lil' Cease - The Wonderful World Of Cease A Leo

i would be beyond excited if like juicy j was putting out an album titled 'watch ya seeds pop out'

hahaha

yeah but w/o "bustin melonz" it just makes it sound like he's hanging around a maternity ward or something

36. Wyclef Jean – The Ecleftic (2 Sides II A Book)

wyclef needs to be put in jail

37. strongo hulkington - hanging around a maternity ward or something

37. lil bow wow - doggy bag

d-40, I mean, I know it's part and parcel of being a successful rap blogger to pretend that totally dumb bullshit is genius, but that's crossing a line, man

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 8:07 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think pretentious titles are way funnier / worse i guess

38. Swizz Beatz - One Man Band Man

i have to say, i'm really glad I have a place like ILX where you can make a rap thread and the first 300 posts arent BIG SLAM DUNKIN HOES BEAR DOING THANGS HAHAHA

39. 2face - covered in his blood (humble and riteous)

37. lil bow wow - doggy bag

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 4:11 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark

yessssss

40. master p - ice cream man

41. Nelly - Sweat/Suit

xpost, gtfo

42. Raekwon - Immobilarity

hahahah oh man that nelly

take it back, J0rdan

To the tune of "no hoe"

really tho tho, Hell Hath No Fury is like calling your album Behind Every Good Man

Vanity, Thy Name Is

84. RZA - Digi Snacks

really tho tho, Hell Hath No Fury is like calling your album Behind Every Good Man

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 7:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

except that sounds like the name of a romantic comedy -- 'hell hath no fury' at least has a sinister connotation to it

85. GZA/Genius - Pro Tools

you are terrible at this

also there is a deeper context to it -- the way i always took it is that they were basically saying "hell hath no fury like a rapper scorned by the [rap] game", drawing an indirect link to the label bullshit they went thru in b/w 'lord willin' and hhnf

i was gonna list 'digi snacks' earlier but then i realized that saying 'digi snacks' is really fun

there is a deeper context to it -- the way i always took it is that they were basically saying "hell hath no fury like a rapper scorned by the [rap] game", drawing an indirect link to the label bullshit they went thru

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8054/gqoe2.jpg

yeah guys i think there is a difference between "dropping soulful h20 on the fiber" and just a dumb/bland album name. like maybe the difference between trying to be creative and failing, and just being plain lazy. idk.

86. Naughty By Nature - IIcons

can't believe no one's mentioned "1017 Brick Squad Presents Gucci Mane & Waka Flocka Flame – Ferrari Boyz"

idk, i don't see the problem w/ that one

Tech N9Ne- Anghellic

The Dayton Family - Charges Of Indictment

take a walk, anthony

i'm sorry, you think there are 499 worse titles than "Charges Of Indictment"?

i mean at least be cunty for a clear reason, like you were for Jordan

Because you're posting a steady stream of blandness, and clearly just like on wikipedia looking up midwestern rap to do it

are you sure it's not because you have a bug up your ass about something unrelated to a "500 worst rap albums" thread? i'm mean really

like Pro Tools and Anghellic are kind of unfortunate puns, but like we could post those all day, and you';re clearly set on doing exactly that. Don't come back until you bring something as good as Bustin' Melonz, Watch Ya Seeds Pop Out

i mean if you'd prefer i get bitchy at other ilxors instead of contributing to the thread subject, well here you go

89. odd nosdam - plan 9... meat your hypnotis

What is that GQ quote in reference to?

90. Hipster Buppies

re: S.D.E - Great title. I always read it as 'black people have 3 ways to succeed: Sports, Drugs, and Entertainment.'

i dropped like 8 good ones while y'all were fighting

doran - it's referring to hell hath no fury by clipse

Anticon Presents: Music for the Advancement of Hip Hop

92. The Dogg Pound- Dogg Chit

Already mentioned

I meant Dogg Chit...Again

Sage Francis - Li(f)e

doran - it's referring to hell hath no fury by clipse

WTF? What a weird thing to say about it... Cheers.

posting that jpg was a craze on ilm for some time :)

Right, I was still drinking when that album came out and didn't read hip hop threads for the sake of my mental health.

93. Snoop Dogg - Tha Blue Carpet Treatment

Great album title

replace that with MALICE IN WONDERLAND

^seriously

94. dj paul - scale-a-ton (skeleton)

that was a classic!!!!!

probably one of my favorite album titles ever no lie

(skeleton)

i could go either way on that one

scale-a-ton

( skeleton)

I was going to think of something to contribute but I saw Sweat/Suit and just lost my shit

the album itself is awesome but the parenthetical is just a total forehead-slapper