Crud, looks like wins came up with that 10 years ago. Oh well, good job wins.
Last Christmas, I gave you my dickBut the very next day you gave it away
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:27 (one year ago) link
all this is showing me is that not everyone can write dick lyrics as well as My Dick, not that these are bad but...
― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Sunday, March 19, 2023 12:23 PM (ten minutes ago)
I think there's also a curatorial aspect involved, like, not every popular song works well as a My Dick song. I think the RHCP one definitely fits with the My Dick oeuvre, whereas some of the other ones ilxors have attempted, aren't really My Dick material, y'know?
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:36 (one year ago) link
like -- here's another example:
Billie Jean is not my dickShe's just a girl who claims that I am my dickBut my dick is not my sonShe says I am my dick, but my dick is not my dick
the chorus can definitely work with the My Dick aesthetic, but the verses would be idk not really My Dick?
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:42 (one year ago) link
Just about a year agoI set out on the roadSeekin' my dick and fortuneAnd lookin' for a pot of dickMy dick got bad and my dick got worseI guess you know my dickOh Lord, stuck in my dick again
― can i play with march madness? (PBKR), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:43 (one year ago) link
The songs have to be the kind that take themselves a bit too seriously and could use knocking down a rung
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 00:53 (one year ago) link
I really like:
My name is My DickI love on the My Dick floor
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 00:55 (one year ago) link
Good point, dog Latin. "My dick is on fire with passionate love" is too easy.
But something like "I'm starting with my dick in the mirror" has more potential, I think.
But maybe I am not as in tune with the My Dick aesthetic - ahem, aesthetDICK - as other posters itt.
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 March 2023 01:58 (one year ago) link
I love that a decade later we don't have to sort thru ten or more volumes of my dick, easy as that would have been, this is pure artistry, no guilding of lillys or legs on snakes, just my dick and that is plenty
― Florin Cuchares, Monday, 20 March 2023 05:10 (one year ago) link
Worthwhile or not, writing one's own can be a lot of fun. And really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it
I used to be a my dick from the my dick daysMy dick used to feel woebegone and so restless nightsMy aching dick would bleed for you to seeOh, but now (I don't find my dick bouncing home)(Whistling my dick tunes to make me cry)
CHORUS:No more my dick yousMy dick is leaving meMy dick I love youChanges are shifting outside my dick
I used to have demons in my dick at nightMy dick, my dick, my dick, so many my dicksOh, but now (I don't find my dick bouncing around)(Whistling my dick to make me cry)
(My Dick Chorus)
My dick was being really crazyBut my dick will only comeAnd you know what, my dick?Everyone was being really my dickThe my dicks are crazyThere are my dicks outside
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 11:23 (one year ago) link
(Probably worth replacing the 'Dooba-dubba-dup-dup-dup... uh-OH!' parts as appropriate)
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 11:34 (one year ago) link
Wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick
― Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Sunday, 25 June 2023 10:50 (ten months ago) link
I had the opportunity to introduce someone to this the other day. they'd just been to the Springsteen concert so obv I started with 'dancing with my dick'. He ended up doubled over the table in laughter. He wasn't entirely sober, but still.
― ledge, Sunday, 25 June 2023 12:03 (ten months ago) link
Pole.
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Sunday, 25 June 2023 13:31 (ten months ago) link
“Fast Dick” still makes me cry laughing even thinking about it.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 02:00 (ten months ago) link
city lights play on my dick and my dick was wrapped around my shoulder
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 04:25 (ten months ago) link
Best poll
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 9 September 2023 09:08 (eight months ago) link
I know we're pleased My Dick stayed humble, but I really do think it's time for a follow up
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Saturday, 9 September 2023 16:00 (eight months ago) link
The dick that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and they did burn so very very brightly.
― churl of england (ledge), Saturday, 9 September 2023 16:32 (eight months ago) link
it's better to burn dick than to fade a dick
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 9 September 2023 16:37 (eight months ago) link
blended dick haircut
― sarahell, Saturday, 9 September 2023 17:50 (eight months ago) link
Fields of Dick...brings back memories of the neighbors harvesting dicks this time of year.
― birdistheword, Sunday, 10 September 2023 06:38 (eight months ago) link
So many dick hits since the first one came out, a followup is needed indeed.
Can’t Feel My Dick Lose Yourself to DickRolling in my DickShape of DickShake My DickHotline DickShallow DickWrecking DickOld Town DickTake My Dick to ChurchStay With My DickSomebody that I Used to DickWhen I Was Your Dick
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 10 September 2023 15:35 (eight months ago) link
Dick Me Maybe
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 10 September 2023 15:42 (eight months ago) link
Try Sleeping with a Broken Dick
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 10 September 2023 15:51 (eight months ago) link
Dick Horse
― the new drip king (DJP), Sunday, 10 September 2023 17:03 (eight months ago) link
We Found My Dick In A Hopeless Place
― master cushion (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 10 September 2023 17:38 (eight months ago) link
Wait, no Uptown Dick?
― Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 September 2023 19:45 (eight months ago) link
“From Tha Chuuuch to My Dick” would be great
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 10 September 2023 19:51 (eight months ago) link
so would an entire dickless by my bloody dick
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 11 September 2023 21:45 (eight months ago) link
Try That in a Small Dick
― JoeStork, Monday, 11 September 2023 22:14 (eight months ago) link
or perhaps Try Dick in a Small Town?
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 11 September 2023 22:41 (eight months ago) link
dickless by my bloody dick
has my dick gone too far
― sleepy bee (cat), Monday, 11 September 2023 22:53 (eight months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_yGoNXBuds
― Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 03:09 (seven months ago) link
!!!!
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 03:44 (seven months ago) link
My DickJune 28Ok fine we'll do another record.
via their FB after reaching 5K followers
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 03:52 (seven months ago) link
so frustrating that my dick has never played live with a my dick band, how is that possible, where are these people? Ohio? I will move back to Ohio if I have to, what a great time at the bar that would be
hunting around for more my dick on that channel I found a short clip of the singer from freezepop and whoa, haven't thought about freezepop in 20 years but how good were they? still active it seems, may need to make a freezepop thread
― Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 04:17 (seven months ago) link
"If you tolerate my dick, then... no.
"Been through the desert on a horse with my dick" .. mmm, no.
Blimey, it's harder than it looks!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 07:27 (seven months ago) link
My Dick North Of Dickmond
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 11:24 (seven months ago) link
pretty far, actually
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 12:41 (seven months ago) link
― Mark G
See, you’re placing my dick in the wrong places. It should be:
“If you tolerate this, then my dick will be next…”
“I’ve been thru the desert with a dick with no name”
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 13:49 (seven months ago) link
I got dick in low places
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:35 (seven months ago) link
my dick my / my dick my / my dick my/ my dick my
― sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:43 (seven months ago) link
like you need to be more generous with the use of my dick
― sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:44 (seven months ago) link
Thank You For The My Dick
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:51 (seven months ago) link
Thank you for being my dick
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:25 (seven months ago) link
If you're horny, let's do itRide it, my dickMy dick’s waitin'Come and jump on it
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:27 (seven months ago) link
Islands In My Dick
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:46 (seven months ago) link
I went to the Bandcamp site and it said
If you like My Dick, you may also like:
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:04 (seven months ago) link
don't keep us in suspense Whiney, we might get blue balls
― sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:06 (seven months ago) link
Candle In My Dick
Goodbye, Nor My DickThough I never knew you at allYou had the grace to hold my dickWhile my dicks around you crawledMy dick crawled out of the woodworkAnd it whispered into your brainMy dick set you on the treadmillAnd my dick made you change your nameAnd it seems to me you lived your lifeLike my dick in the windNever knowing who to cling toWhen the dick set inAnd I would've liked to know my dickBut I was just a kidMy dick burned out long beforeYour legend ever didLoneliness was toughThe toughest dick you ever playedHollywood created a my dick starAnd dick was the price you paidEven when my dick diedOh, the dicks still hounded youAll the papers had to sayWas that my dick was found in the nude
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:41 (seven months ago) link