By the way, can we shoot that Saddam Hussein Mofo already?

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His theme song for this "election" was "IIIIII-eeyIIIII, will always, love You-ew-ew-ew" Big pictures of his moustachioness, surrounded by hearts adorned the polling places as Whitney Houston's wail filled the streets.

Everyone loves that guy! How could you not?

But I hate that song! (And do you think he paid ASCAP?)

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd bet he didn't pay ASCAP, as if he did, they'd probably be prosecuted in the U.S. under the Trading with the Enemy statutes. Plus, hey, he's the dictator of Iraq, I'm sure he ownz the Iraqi version of ASCAP (if there is one, which I doubt).

Personally, I prefer a wait-'till-Saddam-keels-over-of-old-age approach. If it's good enough for Castro...

― hstencil, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I prefer inspection-by-force. Any place the inspectors can't go gets blasted. (with ample time to evacuate civilians of course.)

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

i like how the bbc report i just watched treated the election like it was a fantastic exercise in democracy. 'a defiant rebuke of the americans', ha.

fidel must be bummed because he only got 99% while saddam managed 100%.

― keith (keithmcl), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

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