Who is this fuckwit Jock Ewing? On his tape post he has a go at rural accents and Sue Wilkinson.
Why'd you do this, Tommy No-Mates? Fuckin good for you public scholo tory cunts to have a go at ordinary working peopel just becos we don't go feeding E to our kids like you cunts do in grouchy club?
Having a go at Sue Wilkinson and Cats UK. How growin up. How saddo. May I tell you that when Sue Wilkinson's GREAT BIG MASSIVE HIT came out, is was a hit because DLT kept playing it. He had faith. He said it was a mad record.
Is that why you did this attak? Because you look like DLT? Your cologne is so stinky I could probably smell it in Tenby. And cos you dont haev a brilliant career behind you with a chicken farm in Bedshire like DLD does, is that it FUCK WITLESS FUCKWITT?
Do you know who played the drum on Sue Wikinson's record? It was none other than Donn POWEL of SLAde after he had that kar krash and he lost both his arms and legs - so to think he came back and played the drumms on this BIG MASIVE HIT is bravery, not like you, you beardie cowardy cunt wonder.
He dont stop there ither...you have a cack at Barry Manilo who onec bought my mum up on stage and kissed her. Is that why? You jelous? You having a go at my mum you CUTN??
You fuckin' wannabe Melody Maker fuckwits - all you do is write shit about poplee no one cares about, like sad Weding Pressent shit.
And that Belamy Bros song - "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me"? Well let me tell you, Tom Ew-aintgotacluewhatyourdo-ing, no one's ever gonna say that to you cos your body is made of coal tar and lurpak.
Yeh, go take the pies out of my writing and gramar, but you know what - that makes you even more of a wanker so WOT YOU GOT TO SAY TO THAT HIPPY????!!
― lorraine chase complementary psoriasiform, Thursday, 17 October 2002 10:30 (twenty-three years ago)
i told you to stay in the car, mother!
― angelo (angelo), Thursday, 17 October 2002 10:39 (twenty-three years ago)
And that Belamy Bros song - "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me"? Well let me tell you, Tom Ew-aintgotacluewhatyourdo-ing, no one's ever gonna say that to you cos your body is made of coal tar and lurpak
Actually, I'd be pretty eager to compliment anyone made out of coal tar and lurpak on their looks- I figure they'd need all the self esteem they could get.
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 17 October 2002 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)
A slow day at work, Marcello?
― Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 17 October 2002 13:01 (twenty-three years ago)
what the fuck is this shit? i go to sleep for fourteen hours dreaming of las ketchup and come back and this is what happens. you are all mentalist hataz. jeezzo i do not need this outta here shit. i can read vice for that kinda crap. and no, i am not married to beth gibbons, last time i looked, but i wasn't under the impression that monogamy was, like, singular. my ears hurt. do not piss take.
― jeez, Thursday, 17 October 2002 13:11 (twenty-three years ago)