Important trends in fashion part 1: PENIS PANTS

http://www.newser.com/story/81555/for-the-man-with-everything-penis-pants.html

discuss

this is a healthy and non-threatening expression of gender and I am all for it

if someone had pitched this during the writing of "zoolander" i'm pretty sure everyone else would've been like "naaahhhhh, that's a bit TOO obvious" and yet...

http://vimeo.com/9556230

a video of this designer's collection

sometimes I think fashion people should be slapped

Walk proud there, young model. You've got a knitted topiary on your head and beige junk on your pants.

I do seriously hope this is that model's nadir but one never knows.

omg that video is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks

apparently no one outside of the fashion world cared about Isabel Mastache until she sent penis pants down the catwalk, so good for her for raising her profile (boo to her for doing it with penis pants)

i like how the original link proposes that anyone can "scoop up" a pair, like they're available at banana republic. not trying to be humorless (uncircumsized cloth dongle = lolol) but that pair of pants is likely the only one in existence.

well, I just looked at the first picture in the linked article, and I think that's it for me. I'm done. thanks, internet, for all the good times. if my innocence gets back from the shop in anything like usable condition, I'd love to have it back, but if the stains won't come off, it's cool, I'll just be over here in the corner gouging out my eyes.

i'm at work so i feel like there's no way i will ever click the link--my penis pants cherry remains unplucked

penis pants plucks your cherry for you

three cheers for the fashion world

http://www.bitoffun.com/images/wei-penis_plant.jpg

your penis pants dandelion, surely

LJ delivers

guys, the most appalling thing about those pants is the poor construction of the peen. the designer is obviously unskilled at hand-finishing techniques.

I prefer Ballroom Jeans

a year later I am finally appreciating the full-on lol provided by "hand-finishing techniques"

http://fashionista.com/2012/05/penis-print-pants-exist-and-they-cost-150/

http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/05/Screen-Shot-2012-05-15-at-7.05.00-PM.png

print detail (NSFW):

http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/05/Screen-shot-2012-05-15-at-12.59.49-PM-300x325.png

PROHIBITED FASHION: what's your favourite of these tops for men i found advertised on my fb feed

I feel like these belong together

yeah those shirts would all look good with some penis pants

never forget