Items you could never wear

Yeah I wore baggy Levis but pretty much because I am so tall that I had to do dude Levis which aren't cut for hips (not that I had much of those at the time), but to accommodate hips waist pretty much had to cross my hipbones aka no where even close to my actual waist.

How I envied the girls in their Guess jeans with ankle zippers.

Oh yeah, I think my favorite big pants were actually kikwear.

wonder when those zipper ankles will come back and if they do, will do so with 35" inseam

...which is also an extant company. O_O Don't call it a comeback, I guess.

http://www.kikwear.com/

jnco revival is so-not-gonna-happen imo

Obvs I'd never wear the kind of shit I did in HS again but I never hopped on the skinny jean bandwagon and I still think wide leg trousers with a slim fitting shirt is one of the chicest look for women.

wonder when those zipper ankles will come back and if they do, will do so with 35" inseam

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, February 20, 2015 11:06 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh they're back! i've got some and they are my favorite jeans!

the big pants look was not a good one for me, although it did coincide with my first experience being real friends with boys so i guess some good came of it. i usually wore old men's boy-repellent cords from the thrift.

If I did wear skirts I always had to like toughen them up with shitkickers or some ugly polyester.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, February 20, 2015 12:02 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol 1990s

my waitress the other night was prob like 22 and dressed so 90s i was simultaneously attracted and then repulsed by my old man nostalgia attraction, i think she was stoned too

dressing 90s now is the saem thing as dressing 70s in the 90s was btw

that is old news amigo

ur old new ha burn

u know it

plz refer to me exclusivly as amigo from now on ty

Yes amigo!

gracias

ur old new ha burn

― lag∞n, Friday, February 20, 2015 12:42 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LL is definitely old new, looks like you got a little blowback on that burn amigo

not actually sure what anything in that post meant

its cool man humor in the 90s is super random

It's weird to me that these are back

http://us.asos.com/ASOS-00s-Tattoo-Choker-Necklace/15a2xy/?iid=3859149&r=2&mporgp=L0FTT1MvQVNPUy05MHMtVGF0dG9vLUNob2tlci1OZWNrbGFjZS9Qcm9kLw..

I never had one though. No room cause I was wearing about 5 of these in various sizes at most times:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0sG8HkXbOFA/T0K-KTw6laI/AAAAAAAAAoI/I1ssAPr5lEg/s1600/lg-ball-chain.gif

oh dear god the cross I wore (goth not christian intent, natch) was no shit almost the size of my hand. And I have big hands.

waitress was wearing a choker

obvs

how is it that I still have my notes from high school AP chem and all of my old genetics texts but did not save any of the many things I hung on my body? Not that it would much matter because I weighed like sub 120s because anorexia was also a 90s phase for me.

interesting cause it was in a restaurant and u dont want anyone to choke i guess thats classic 90s irony tho

hippie equivalent to goth choker was the huge fucking HEMP NECKLACE that was like an industrial rope around my neck. i wore one with beads in it that were the size of grapes

yeah those were terrible

I mean all of this was

lol i just saw that my dad commented on something one of the guys who used to work in our restaurant posted on FB so I followed some links and wound up on this daughter's page. She looks about 15ish and is totally wearing one of those tatoo chokers in her prof pic.

wow erica stalking sexi teens online not cool

!!!!!

erica stop bullying teens online too

dont catfish teens its mean

totally unrelated but her dad and his brother worked at our restaurant on the beach for years and they were awesome. my childhood nickname for them was the doo doo brothers. kids, man.

lol

http://www.theonion.com/articles/cool-guy-from-middle-school-still-sporting-phat-pa,34730/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus

^ photo is amazing for catching the stares of the woman and kid

lol @ this $72 saggy dog tee
http://www.revolveclothing.com/wildfox-couture-the-hound-tee-in-warm-cement/dp/WILD-WS723/

Link broke

whoops -- it's sized for a large husky man, looks like it was bought at a rural gas station in the 80s, dingy gray in color and festooned with a saggy jowled canine

and it's $72

this is a different model but same shirt
http://d1lrgj85cm58ww.cloudfront.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/840x1330/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/w/t/wtj57980c_bbry_1_1.jpg

http://is4.revolveclothing.com/images/p4/n/z/WILD-WS723_V2.jpg

Ew.

i'm surprised it doesn't come with pre-stained pits

Of all the things I don't want from my clothes, looking like a starving unloved child who is literally disappearing into a dirty rag is near the top of the list.

I get the appeal of baggy clothes that feel snuggly etc, I LIVE in 20-year-old tshirts at home. But they don't have the same studied effect of erasing me from sight or making me look small and insignificant.

For $70.

I was marching behind two very very small women yesterday and it was like, how do ppl treat you when you never get bigger than a small 12yo? I bet it's not super duper funtimes somehow.