should i give you the email address that is on my facebook?
― ajordan, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 01:32 (ten years ago) link
We don't need the email address, but we do need your Facebook Gold Code. This is detailed further in the Facebook Terms & Conditions, but the FGC is basically just your email address converted to a number (a = 1, b = 2, c = 3, and so on; @ = 27 and . = 28) and divided by the numerical value of your birthday (ex.: September 1, 1992 would be 09011992). The quotient is then reversed (ex.: 1345245422345 will become 5432245425431) and each number is reconverted to its respective letter value. Please post your FGC here once you have it and we will proceed to the next step of the password recovery process. Thank you.
― The He-Man-O-Centric Worlds of She-Ra (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 12:17 (ten years ago) link
اپ کی مدد کیسے کر سکتا ہوں
― am0n, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
how would you find that. All i see is my name when i search facebook. When i go to my page as a visitor i see my name at the end of the link
― ajordan, Thursday, 19 December 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link
Sorry I found it.... user=1437413667
― ajordan, Thursday, 19 December 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link
Okay, go ahead and log in. You should be good to go!
― Facebook Recovery Expert (anky), Thursday, 19 December 2013 01:53 (ten years ago) link
how do i do that. please let me know
― ajordan, Thursday, 19 December 2013 04:03 (ten years ago) link
Please please please can you help me.
Forgot my facebook password. The email account no longer exists and I have no security questions or telephone number listed on my account. I was such an idiot for changing it after a tall glass of wine lol.
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― surina, Thursday, 19 December 2013 10:21 (ten years ago) link
ajordan and surina: I can provide you with a second, less conventional method of recovering your lost password if you're having trouble with the directions above.
Step 1: Do a Google search for "(your full name) is". For example, if your first name is Charlene Tilton, you would search for "Charlene Tilton is". Write down the first ten results of what you are and provide us with those results (ex. for "Charlene Tilton is a raging alcoholic" you would send us "raging alcoholic"). Believe it or not, a Facebook algorithm keeps track of these Google results in real time based on the name you provided on the site.
Step 2: Once we have the list of Google results, we will enter them into what's known as the Facebook Backdoor. This is a little-known second entrance into Facebook. Facebook isn't generally too keen on users entering via this second portal, but we know how to coax the servers into allowing passage and it's a fairly painless process once you're in.
Step 3: We will provide you with a link where you can enter your credit card information for the modest password recovery fee.
Please let us know when you've completed these steps so that we can proceed.
― The He-Man-O-Centric Worlds of She-Ra (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2013 12:20 (ten years ago) link
What is a modest password recovery fee?
― surina, Thursday, 19 December 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link
It's a small fee for the service that we provide. It can be waived under certain circumstances (financial hardship, if you're a veteran, if you choose not to pay, etc.).
― The He-Man-O-Centric Worlds of She-Ra (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link
lol. I know. I wanted to know how much lol.
Google search results:well placedmost likelyusing Prezion MyLifea person borned
― surina, Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link
Facebook prefers ten Google results, but let's see if I can get five in through the Backdoor.
― The He-Man-O-Centric Worlds of She-Ra (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:16 (ten years ago) link
Sorry, that didn't work. Let's try another trick I'm aware of. If you've used a cellphone or other mobile device to connect to Facebook in the past, you can dial the number '5' 79 times (by which I mean: dial '5', hang up, then repeat 78 more times). Facebook Mobile is set up to recognize this 'distress call' (for want of a better term), and you should receive an automated call with your new password. Do not hang up until the end of the message or Facebook will automatically restore your phone to its factory settings and delete all contacts.
― Throat Loaf (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
nope. didn't work. live in south africa.
― surina, Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
Ah, I wish I'd known that before. There is a different recovery process for South African users. If you have voice recognition software on your mobile device, simply open your Facebook Mobile app and click 'search'. Then using your voice recognition software, clearly speak the following into your handset: "(your full name) ALPHA CHARLIE BRAVO TANGO WHISKEY WHISKEY DELTA 4077 (ISBN number from any book about the history of the Boer Revolt that you might have lying around)". From past experience with South African users, this technique should work and you should receive an email with a new password shortly.
― Throat Loaf (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
borned supremacy
― am0n, Thursday, 19 December 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
i do not understand i gave you what you asked for and now i have to do something else. you never told me what my password was.
― ajordan, Friday, 20 December 2013 11:31 (ten years ago) link
Unfortunately, we're unable to tell you what your password is. All we can do is help you to recover it.
If the previous methods didn't work for you, there are plenty of other methods we can try. One of the more straightforward methods is to take advantage of Facebook's patented facial recognition software. If you would like to try that route, please post a photo of yourself (facing the camera only; no profile shots, please) holding a sign with the following code written on it: !55ANAMA1. Once you've posted the picture in our help forum, we should be able to upload the photo to the Facebook servers and start the facial recognition password retrieval process.
― Throat Loaf (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 December 2013 12:14 (ten years ago) link
nikki.jpeg
― ajordan, Monday, 23 December 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link
how do you post a picture
If you are unable to post a picture, please type a 213-digit backup security code. Your backup security code can be a mixture of letters and numbers, but please make sure that they are 213 characters you will remember easily.
― Sewer Stew (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 December 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
http://www.website.com/nikki.jpeg
― ajordan, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link
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― ajordan, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 04:18 (ten years ago) link
I'm sorry, but you've now used the maximum number of Facebook password recovery attempts and your Facebook page has been turned into a tentacle porn fansite. Please click here to see the very best tentacle porn on the net, brought to you by Squidsuality.
― Sewer Stew (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link
plz help me i am not receving recovery cod on my yahoo mail my email is thandip✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.i✧
― deepo, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
deepo, اپ کی مدد کیسے کر سکتا ہوں
― am0n, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link
u in deepoo
― anky, Wednesday, 25 December 2013 01:53 (ten years ago) link
Here is your recovery cod:
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― Sewer Stew (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
help me to recover my facebook password. I have no access to my old numbers thats why i cant get my code.
― tricia, Friday, 3 January 2014 13:18 (ten years ago) link
i'm terribly sorry.
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 3 January 2014 14:17 (ten years ago) link
I'm afraid that, without your old numbers, we will be unable to retrieve your Facebook password. And as a penalty for your irresponsibility, we're going to need to confiscate your new numbers, as well.
― Lip-Smackin', Finger-Lickin', Ooey-Gooey Goodness (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 January 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link
but i thot u could send me a code to my new number or new password. I know my facebook username and everything, please help me.
― tricia, Friday, 3 January 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link
The only way we can recover your password at this point is if you remember your security questions. These are the answers we were able to retrieve from your account:
1) blue2) a bra and two tangerines3) Phillip Michael Thomas in a thong4) Kay-Bee Toys5) the time I knocked that kid's teeth out with a toy xylophone
Please let us know what questions accompany the answers above and we may be able to begin the retrieval process.
― Lip-Smackin', Finger-Lickin', Ooey-Gooey Goodness (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 January 2014 15:40 (ten years ago) link
i dnt understand u, which question?
― tricia, Friday, 3 January 2014 15:51 (ten years ago) link
u dnt thot?
― am0n, Friday, 3 January 2014 16:04 (ten years ago) link
will i find help here or what?
― tricia, Friday, 3 January 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link
We will do everything within our power to retrieve your Facebook password.
I can try to do a full data scan of your account package, but I have to make sure the core stabilizers are secure, which may take some time. The cooling elements have been hit and miss today.
Since you don't remember your security questions, please create a 515-digit security override code and post it here. Then we will be able to start the data retrieval process as soon as the mainframe couplings are engaged.
― Lip-Smackin', Finger-Lickin', Ooey-Gooey Goodness (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 January 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link
OR WHAT
― anky, Friday, 3 January 2014 18:59 (ten years ago) link
tric u brassy which ilike
― anky, Friday, 3 January 2014 19:00 (ten years ago) link
Just leaving my username and password here so I can recover it later.
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― Chewshabadoo, Friday, 3 January 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link
Security tip: whenever you put your username and password in Pre-Recovery Mode (PRM), it's always helpful to also include a scanned image of two (2) forms of photo identification, as that will enhance the recovery process for all participants when Recovery Day (RD) arrives.
― Cloaca & Dagger (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 January 2014 19:45 (ten years ago) link
Noted. Getting the highest resolution scans made at the first opportunity and will post when ready.
― Chewshabadoo, Friday, 3 January 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link
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― hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 20 January 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link
http://www.gopsusports.com/blog/Greene-Nikki.jpeg
― hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 20 January 2014 23:30 (ten years ago) link
pls help me pls. i forgot my facebook password and security question. i cant acces my yahoomail because of 2nd verification code and i forgot my security question and also i dont have access anymore to my phone number.. what ather option can i do :(( help me pls. my email is juliosbanagba✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ and my facebook username: merlonveloso
― merlon, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 12:53 (ten years ago) link
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― merlon, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 12:56 (ten years ago) link
hihi
― am0n, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link
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― ok google open brazzers (am0n), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:16 (ten years ago) link
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― small boobs wife (anky), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link