http://photos2.zillowstatic.com/p_f/ISphukilm6juxw1000000000.jpg
"Pressure-washer gathering dust? Have we got the house for you!"
― how's life, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 15:11 (eight years ago) link
That one hits a little too close to home.
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link
As in, that is my home - how did you find it.
i am truley sorry for your lots
― how's life, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link
L at at K!
― clouds, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link
http://photos1.zillowstatic.com/p_f/ISp5hyampu965f0000000000.jpg
Comes with your choice of costume: cowboys and saloon girls, gangsters and flappers, or old-timey bathing suits!
― how's life, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:02 (eight years ago) link
Interesting backyard:
http://i.imgur.com/5L3hQLL.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:13 (eight years ago) link
Do ya like Creedence? Well, take a look out of this back door!
― how's life, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:17 (eight years ago) link
never gets old
http://i.imgur.com/2ybcYtF.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 9 May 2016 02:08 (eight years ago) link
did f.w. murnau design that bathroom or
― clouds, Monday, 9 May 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link
https://www.redfin.com/NY/Unknown/108-17-64th-Rd-11375/home/20914037?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=listings_update&utm_source=myredfin
$1.25 fucking million!
https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/79/mbpaddedwide/187/genMid.2860187_0.jpghttps://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/79/mbpaddedwide/187/genMid.2860187_1_0.jpghttps://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/79/mbpaddedwide/187/genMid.2860187_2_0.jpg
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 13 June 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link
I dunno? Maybe the light fixture in the second photo's cut from real diamond?
Was just browsing and found this. Weirds me out that it comforts me knowing this room is alive and well somewhere in America.
http://i.imgur.com/Yddfu7A.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link
the idea of that phone ringing spooks me
― blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 08:27 (seven years ago) link
I imagine silence, while one sits facing the mater, a clock ticking ominously in the background.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 08:54 (seven years ago) link
I feel like I can picture who lives in the house I posted above. It's the guy from my freshman college dorm with a blowout who once told one of my friends "I could make three phone calls and have you dead."
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link
Second phone call goes to the guy who sits in the blue chair in mine.
― pplains, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link
I find these very subtly bad:
https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/78/mbpaddedwide/249/genMid.4601249_1_3.jpghttps://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/78/mbpaddedwide/249/genMid.4601249_4_3.jpghttps://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/78/mbpaddedwide/249/genMid.4601249_9_3.jpghttps://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/78/mbpaddedwide/249/genMid.4601249_13_3.jpg
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link
"Oh you know, I love music, that's why I keep random components of a drum kit on hand not set up in any playable configuration"
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link
Certainly an obscenely soulless and too-large house.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 04:51 (seven years ago) link
I love how the attempts at grandeur break down once we reach an actual room - just 8 foot ceilings, Venetian blinds, and an ill-proportioned room struggling to make sense of way way too many windows. Good luck putting anything in there besides miscellaneous objects arranged in order to vaguely suggest a hobby or lifestyle choice.
― Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 05:52 (seven years ago) link
I'd live there. I could turn it around.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 09:53 (seven years ago) link
Yours for 3 mil
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 10:44 (seven years ago) link
Weird how they snapped the photo just as the bride was coming out of the rest room.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link
never saw this thread before, very lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gWbjjGV.jpg
Love the fringe halos around the trees. Anything else it's got that violates space and dimensions?
http://i.imgur.com/HATZ4lD.jpg
OMG, we'll take it. Right after I'm done peaking here.
― pplains, Sunday, 28 August 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link
https://s14.postimg.org/v2njnrek1/image.jpg
£1.2m is a lot of money but it's a big house...
https://s21.postimg.org/lor0t9i4n/image.jpg
Decor could use some updating but...
https://s11.postimg.org/hkc04h1dv/image.jpg
Hmm.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 8 September 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link
whaaaat
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 September 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link
yeah who puts a men in black picture on the wall
― chinavision!, Friday, 9 September 2016 12:34 (seven years ago) link
o m ghttps://www.trulia.com/property/1062850320-24-Brentwood-Dr-Avon-CT-06001flip through those pics
― Spottie, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link
mother of god
is that the hansel and gretel house
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link
below is apparently the artist's spec for the brentwood house? http://nebula.wsimg.com/d2d1e9307fee8e376e94e42c9174fcc7?AccessKeyId=D805D8BDDABF3F976511&disposition=0&alloworigin=1
(via jes skolnik on twitter: he got excited and a pal of his did some archive-diving)
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link
ha yea we were talking about this place in the "buying a house" thread
― marcos, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link
posted it there too :)
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link
another wonderful pplains thread. in the words of loleatta holloway, he gets down to the real nitty gritty.
― do i look sexy today 564 (map), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link
lol that link. house is kind of amazing all things considered
― Spottie, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link
great place to live if you take shrooms every day
― esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link
This house was occupied by two brothers for 30 years. The owner was a hoarder and the property has about 10 sheds on it. The price is what it is because of the condition of the house. It is in need of a total rehab of the house and the yard. The bones of this house seem good but is not for the faint of heart. There is a strong urine smell throughout and the inside needs to be stripped out and totally redone to make this into something worthwhile, or just bulldozed and stick a new house on the lot.
― alomar lines, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link
natural ice
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/108-Freese-Dr_Sanger_TX_76266_M70050-11495#photo0
― PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
HA
― Spottie, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link
Oh no
― badg, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link
The reprise of the screened-in porch couldn't even distract me.
Appropriate it's on Freese Drive though.
― pplains, Thursday, 27 October 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link
omg
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link
haha oh no
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link
heh i thought the kitchen was the money shot but.. i was wrong
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link
lolll
― DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 27 October 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link
honestly baffled by the hallway's lack of walkspace, footprints, or central pile
― PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 27 October 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link
click on a link from an ilx thread one time and
http://i.imgur.com/PkGjlY7.png
― pplains, Monday, 31 October 2016 00:10 (seven years ago) link
listing photos are like "did you see the pool?" "there's a pool here!!!" "interior is really nice but i just want to make sure you remember there's a swimming pool!" "by the way there is an outdoor bar/entertainment area next to the swimming pool!!!!" http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4554-Broadale-Rd-Cleveland-OH-44109/33341071_zpid/
― marcos, Friday, 16 December 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link
it is a pretty fly pool but yeah interesting contrast to the number of listings i've seen where the pool is minimized or not even photographed.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 16 December 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link
"Paradise in Cleveland!"
― Lee626, Friday, 16 December 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link
reminds me of the “womb chairs” they had at my undergraduate institution
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 20:59 (six months ago) link
I love those kind of slideshows.
Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Um. What? Wait. Ok? What? WHAT?
― pplains, Thursday, 9 November 2023 03:20 (six months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ga0eVWK.png
I too fight this battle, but you can't surrender to your pets like this.
― pplains, Monday, 13 November 2023 21:39 (six months ago) link
Bet that dude's always singing "I Talk to the Wind" in the shower, amirite.
― pplains, Monday, 13 November 2023 21:42 (six months ago) link