- what is so bad out the window that it was preferable to have the janky curtain closed for the photo?
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 16 May 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link
I don't know, but please allow me to vent just one more time:
https://i.imgur.com/vLDnaIK.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 16 May 2019 23:55 (five years ago) link
What's the symbolism of yellow roses on freshly vaccuumed w2w carpeting?
― Yerac, Friday, 17 May 2019 00:03 (five years ago) link
I don't know but those vacuuming patterns, it's like they're mowing the outfield at Wrigley
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 17 May 2019 00:11 (five years ago) link
You can see Bob hiding behind the chair
― calstars, Friday, 17 May 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link
They should do nutshell study photoshopped crime scene composites with these creepy real estate pics.
― Yerac, Friday, 17 May 2019 01:17 (five years ago) link
i will rep wall to wall carpeting 4 lyfe
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2019 01:37 (five years ago) link
O do you now, crüt.
https://i.imgur.com/7h82JzQ.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 17 May 2019 01:43 (five years ago) link
i've lived in some weird w2w apartments
― ciderpress, Friday, 17 May 2019 01:50 (five years ago) link
And Yerac's OTM about Nutshell scenes. Same would work for those cutout crime scene pix from Helter Skelter.
https://i.imgur.com/AAHxaSs.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 17 May 2019 01:51 (five years ago) link
i would sit on those carpeted stairs, maybe sprawl out a little. v inviting
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2019 02:11 (five years ago) link
That's an air return vent to the right of the "stairs"*. Bet there's dust still there from 1991.
― pplains, Friday, 17 May 2019 02:53 (five years ago) link
* When do "steps" turn into "stairs"?
― pplains, Friday, 17 May 2019 02:54 (five years ago) link
@5
― alomar lines, Friday, 17 May 2019 03:53 (five years ago) link
they're just dinky old steps if they're bare but if you put carpeting on them they become a complete staircase
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2019 04:01 (five years ago) link
the lighting is very Twin Peaksianp sure bob is behind that curtain
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2019 07:12 (five years ago) link
I like how if you trip and fall on the carpeted steps the brick planters are there to soften your landing
― Brad C., Friday, 17 May 2019 19:18 (five years ago) link
Remember that Jeff Foxworthy joke about "If your NEW TV sits on top of your OLD TV...."?
https://i.imgur.com/B8M8UCE.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 18 July 2019 00:00 (four years ago) link
the horror
― calstars, Thursday, 18 July 2019 01:07 (four years ago) link
Picture in picture taken to extremes
― big city slam (Spottie), Thursday, 18 July 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link
I'm overly cynical about many things, but I do admit to sometimes getting charmed by a real estate agent's perverse sense of optimism.
https://i.imgur.com/F579yfk.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/hKxx5OT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/776kIwX.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/WBuhPUx.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/omamRlJ.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
harvest gold appliances are on their way back
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link
Yeah, yeah. Let me know when I can sink my sweat equity into some paneled walls.
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
place looks dope imo
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link
Still has its antenna, I'll give you that.
https://i.imgur.com/0iSPKT8.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
I get the same reaction from this being described as FRESH OUT OF A TIME MACHINE as I do when I see an '87 Tercel with antique car tags.
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
yeah I kinda like this house tbqh
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link
looks like the right kind of place for a couple of dogs and about a thousand books. would redo the kitchen but that's a given w pretty much anywhere.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link
Thought y'all were trolling me until I found the pictures taken before the big move-out:
https://i.imgur.com/HACf13F.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
Anyone need an album cover?
https://i.imgur.com/Sgm8GZw.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link
wow. unintentional Kubrick stills.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link
that off-centre picture frame would have driven me INSANE
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link
My in-laws mounted a TV on their wall flush left. Like this:
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― Evan, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link
damn I thought that would look better. You get it.
― Evan, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link
I would buy that place in a heartbeat
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link
― calstars, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link
I hate the fireplace between the two glass doors but rip out the carpeting and put in something non-carpet and I'll buy it.
― brownie, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link
the kitchen is bigger than my apartment. so yeah, i am gazing with envy at this janky house
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:58 (four years ago) link
You all gotta quit dreaming so large. I mean, this place would set you back $115,000, if you were serious about it.
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 00:07 (four years ago) link
I will srsly go in on this house with other ilxors, but only if we can get it with all of the original furniture and stuff.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:00 (four years ago) link
I'm in
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:31 (four years ago) link
The ashtrays!!!!!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:39 (four years ago) link
sewin’ and smokin’
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 02:50 (four years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/8cbada509dedd8e4783e546d2d0f7d2d/tumblr_pvvoiqEQKI1y9kkeqo1_1280.jpg
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 August 2019 08:48 (four years ago) link
entering new dimensions
― ciderpress, Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link
https://mikemonaco.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/escher_house-of-stairs.jpg
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:52 (four years ago) link
the ‘lol nothing matters’ school of interior design
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:53 (four years ago) link
Excellent find BG!
― calstars, Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link
That's giving me severe anxiety.
― emil.y, Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link
Oh boy. I need to see another angle on those stairs, is there a door just out of shot or is that in fact the main upstairs access point? The possibilities are incredible.
It looks fun in a designed-by-madmen sort of way, but I imagine the novelty of almost dying every time you took a bath would get old real quick.
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Saturday, 10 August 2019 14:04 (four years ago) link